The Costume Institute Gala 2010

May 4, 2010 06:30:07 Posted at May 4, 2010 06:30:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We will fight. We will be fighting a LOT. Duana and I fought a little over email yesterday about Tina Fey. More on this later. Fashion, obviously, is subjective. We will not agree on everything. We probably won’t agree on much. But remember when you’re yelling at me that this is the Met Gala. Full Story

May 4, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 4, 2010 06:25:38 Posted at May 4, 2010 06:25:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Colleen O - Happy 50th birthday! Isn't it great to know that smut never grows old (unlike some people)? Love Judy and Erin (your much younger sisters). Happy Bday BK, xo Meegs To Alexa with much love from Natalia – Happy 22nd Birthday! I hear the job hunt is sucking. Here’s some Mark Salling to help it suck a little less. Full Story

Monday, May 3, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Our niece Veronica received her First Communion yesterday. She was a superstar. As you can imagine, it was family day, more so than usual, at church. Jacek and I spent part of the service counting Biebers. Every boy aged 10 – 14 was workin’ the Bieber forward sweep, even our own nephew Oliver who is 11.  Read Full Intro

At Balthazar without Balthazar

May 3, 2010 14:52:04 Posted at May 3, 2010 14:52:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How long has it been? Almost a year? Since Sienna Miller finally quit Balthazar Getty? There was a DJ on a boat after that. Maybe a random hook up or two, it’s so hard to keep track when it comes to Sienna but no matter now because she’s back with Jude and at her best, and spotted today in New York at Balthazar enjoying the afternoon before getting ready for tonight’s Costume Institute Gala. Full Story

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Perfect gets Ugly fast

May 3, 2010 13:46:50 Posted at May 3, 2010 13:46:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once one of the most beautiful couples, maybe THE most beautiful couple ever and now they’re done and this sh-t is getting dramatic. News broke Friday that Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry broke up some time ago and have stayed civil for their daughter Nahla’s sake even though the outlet that first reported the split – Radar Online Full Story

Happy Shelfy’s boots

May 3, 2010 12:16:55 Posted at May 3, 2010 12:16:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is shakin’ itself from happiness today. It spent the weekend with Justin Timberlake in New York, holding hands, wearing dumb looking boots, trying to be a Fashion Girl, and tonight that ass will be escorting the boyfriend to the Costume Institute Gala for the second year in a row. Full Story

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Yellow Porny vs the ex

May 3, 2010 11:41:19 Posted at May 3, 2010 11:41:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny Simpson attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. I supposed it’s not the worst thing she’s ever put on. But still...with the light bouncing off all that yellow sateen, it’s like a f-cking boob eclipse. And she doesn’t exactly look young and fresh. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 3, 2010 11:11:13 Posted at May 3, 2010 11:11:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Warbled Chicken Fried Britney was the first to Gaga Telephone? (Dlisted)

The mysterious marks on James Franco’s arm (The Superficial)

Madonna talks about Sean Penn’s ass (Popeater)

Nope. I officially don’t like Lolita Panettiere’s hair (Hollywood Tuna)

Euro Cheese Douche Ebola Victim on the cover of Vanity Fair (Just Jared)

Halle takes Nahla to the beach post break-up (Pop Sugar)

Matthew McConaughey’s baby mother is a bitch? (ASL)

The other Duff shows up somewhere for some reason (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gwen and Gavin travel steeze (INO)

Lilo plays porn star. Next step: Dancing with the Sh-ts (Cele|bitchy)

GOOPy & the other woman

May 3, 2010 09:56:39 Posted at May 3, 2010 09:56:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow was raised to keep up appearances. In her circle, among her people, you never let your face down. But lately, maybe because of all the organic meditation and barley she’s been eating, lately she’s been more inclined to show her sh-t. Especially on GOOP where she’s mentioned twice now a feud with a frenemy since proven NOT to be Madonna. Full Story

Triangles and breasts

May 3, 2010 08:42:12 Posted at May 3, 2010 08:42:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I noted earlier, the Costume Institute Gala is tonight in New York. Met Gala drama? Oh there’s a lot of potential. This is Kate Hudson partying with her slightly larger chest on the weekend with girlfriends in NY. This is Cameron Diaz spotted leaving Alex Rodriguez’s apartment on Sunday morning in NY. Full Story

Do you know what you’re wearing...

May 3, 2010 08:16:08 Posted at May 3, 2010 08:16:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You stupid f-ck? I’m normally a Peaches apologist. Maybe because I have a friend who looks like her. Maybe it’s the anglophile in me. Definitely it’s all the drama. But there’s drama and then there’s ignorance. And this bitch right here is a f-cking dumbass. Do you know what you’re wearing? Her boyfriend obviously never saw what she was wearing. Full Story