Daniel for the women

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 07:25:15 March 7, 2011 07:25:15

Thanks to Jen G for sending along the video. Love it so much. And Dame Judi Dench’s voice. I mean… I wonder if by gunpoint she were forced to record the Snooki audio book, whether or not that would make that sh-t palatable. I mean, it’s Judi Dench, you know? And guess who directed? Sam Taylor-Wood. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Kate Middleton: McQueen and new photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 07:08:16 March 7, 2011 07:08:16

It’s a very Kate Monday. Third post in a row about a Kate. I think this is about all I can squeeze out. But it’s a good one. Everyone wants to know about The Dress. And London is abuzz that the dress will be McQueen by Sarah Burton. Bold choice! If true, that is. The House of McQueen has firmly denied the report, but royal watchers have countered with the argument that if the label really was chosen by the future Princess, they’d have to deny it anyway to demonstrate they can be discreet. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Kate Winslet: short and platinum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 06:45:36 March 7, 2011 06:45:36

Judging from your responses to this article about Kate Winslet last week, there are actually some of you who, like me, believe she could be in the 5% of those stars who haven’t f-cked around with their faces. F-cking around with faces isn’t actually restricted to famous people though. Full Story

Little girls, long hair, soothers, and burgers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 06:37:19 March 7, 2011 06:37:19

Katie Holmes and Suri were in Vancouver for the weekend. Granville Island Public Market seems to have become a new favourite spot for them to hang out. My in-laws live two blocks from there. And we’re in the neighbourhood too. It is indeed a great place for kids. Also there’s a great meat shoppe that sells the best Maui ribs I’ve ever put on the grill. Full Story

View All 29 Photos

March 7, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 05:59:51 March 7, 2011 05:59:51

Good luck to Leila and “The Eh Team” aka Team Vancouver heading off to Austin for SXSW technology conference on a road trip competing with 9 other teams to raise money for Raise-a-Reader! Click here for more information. Keep me posted! Full Story

Friday, March 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Finally had a chance yesterday to watch that Jimmy Kimmel Hump Club video everyone’s been talking about. Didn’t think it was all that funny, certainly not as funny as last year’s Handsome Men’s Club, or Tom Hanks’s Toddlers & Tiaras but what I did find fascinating is that none of those actresses are ever there together at the same time.  Read Full Intro

Anne after the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2011 13:22:26 March 4, 2011 13:22:26

It’s almost been a week. Are we over it yet? She’s getting over it. And in these photos she’s on her way, with her boyfriend Adam, to London from LAX, reasons unknown, so let me make a totally uneducated assumption and say reshoots for One Day? Maybe that’s just wishful thinking. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

What to buy a butterfly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2011 12:25:02 March 4, 2011 12:25:02

Mariah Carey will be returning the million dollars she was paid to perform for Muammar Gaddafi. "I was naïve and unaware of who I was booked to perform for. I feel horrible and embarrassed to have participated in this mess. Going forward, this is a lesson for all artists to learn from. We need to be more aware and take more responsibility regardless of who book our shows. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2011 11:16:39 March 4, 2011 11:16:39

Never mind horses. I would get hard for Michael Fassbender too (Dlisted)

Natalie Portman = Murphy Brown? (The Superficial)

HILARIOUS. Maybe Prince William should borrow John Travolta’s spray hair (Popeater)

Vanessa Hudgens is really into fishnets (Hollywood Tuna)

I kinda love that Rachel McAdams isn’t into “pretty girl” workout wear (Pop Sugar)

Daniel Craig wearing the sh-t out of his jeans (Just Jared)

Ashlee Simpson: upgrade or downgrade? (Cele|bitchy)

Do we have to twirl our hair on the cover of our new album? (Celebuzz)

So… she didn’t deny doing cocaine, did she? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Courtney Love’s Twitter debt: the opposite of “winning” (Pink Is The New Blog)

My Bourne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2011 09:44:23 March 4, 2011 09:44:23

What’s the Katniss equivalent for the boys? Has to be Jason Bourne in Tony Gilroy’s Bourne Legacy. Everyone is said to be gunning for it – Jakey, Josh Hartnett (well there’s a long lost name!), Pettyfer…and Shia LaBeouf who I hear may have the best shot, though we’re certainly not as close here as we are for The Hunger Games. Full Story

Gosling + Dog > Gosling + Fish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2011 08:48:06 March 4, 2011 08:48:06

I got yelled at by a few of you for disparaging Ryan Gosling’s date with Olivia Wilde at the aquarium the other day. Some of you were like, oh that’s way nicer than a generic date at a romantic restaurant or whatever, and others were all, he’s an engaging and smart person, he’s genuinely interesting and interested in other things beyond acting blah blah blah. Full Story

View All 11 Photos