Madonna & Daughter night out

April 29, 2010 13:48:13 Posted at April 29, 2010 13:48:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve been waiting for a couple of years. Since Lourdes started demonstrating some sartorial flair and that unmistakable Hunger, we’ve been waiting for her imminent arrival. Almost there. She’ll be 14 in October. And she’s supposed to be the style inspiration behind her mother’s new line of clothing aimed at teens called Material Girl. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 29, 2010 13:04:35 Posted at April 29, 2010 13:04:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I would have a drug problem too if that happened to my face (The Superficial)

Brad Pitt gets pissy faced (Dlisted)

How Sandy kept her secret (Popeater)

Never mind the Chicken Fried nips, that’s another busted f-cking wig (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson is powerful with Gaga (Pop Sugar)

I initially thought this read Gerard Butler Curly Anus (Just Jared)

OK Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady… THIS is excess (E! Online)

Dumb Hair + Dumb Twat = True Love (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Heather Graham’s chest ornamentation looks like a stab wound (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls don’t like jumpsuits. I love jumpsuits. Especially on Naomi Watts. You? (Go Fug Yourself)

Leaving with his lunchbox and sexy in the morning

April 29, 2010 11:53:53 Posted at April 29, 2010 11:53:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

RDJ left Letterman with his ubiquitous lunch box yesterday. I know it’s not really a lunch box but I like calling it one. Sounds better than his “camera case in which he stores his vitamins which is not a euphemism for drugs, he really does take a lot of vitamins”. See? Lunch box. As usual, he was great on Letterman last night. Full Story

Crank tweets vs the ex

April 29, 2010 10:45:36 Posted at April 29, 2010 10:45:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like clockwork. Lindsay Lohan is hating on Samantha Ronson again. Somehow they ended up at the same party last night. And of course they decided to Twitter fight about it. Lilo’s tweets are, not surprisingly, totally incomprehensible. Samantha’s are particularly sharp. VERY sharp. She drops the c-word. Full Story

Hard-on for Emma Stone

April 29, 2010 10:12:41 Posted at April 29, 2010 10:12:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura sent this over to me and called it the “best trailer I’ve seen in a while”. You know what it’s like. We’re such bitches that as soon as someone says something like that we automatically brace to hate it. But then when I opened the link, seeing that it’s about Emma Stone, well then I knew I would love it. Full Story

I’m glad you dropped out

April 29, 2010 08:50:51 Posted at April 29, 2010 08:50:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of Something Borrowed. I was worried that you were poor. Click here to read my thoughts on it at the time. I mean, really, what on earth would you be doing in a formulaic romcom with Kate Hudson who keeps making the same sh-tty movie over and over again, this time based on a sh-tty book? It just didn’t seem like your gear. Full Story

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Robo Jackie?!?!?

April 29, 2010 08:33:28 Posted at April 29, 2010 08:33:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

History Channel is producing an 8 hour mini-series called The Kennedys. Greg Kinnear will play JFK. Barry Pepper will play RFK. And Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis will be played by... Katie Holmes. Oh wait, sorry, it’s KatE Holmes. Or RoboBride. So... we might be fighting but... I think it’s a good casting choice. Full Story

GOOP in a bad dress

April 29, 2010 08:28:30 Posted at April 29, 2010 08:28:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow attended the Bent on Learning event in New York last night in a poorly fit dress* that actually made her look...well... wide, right? Especially with the coat on. There’s no waist. And it’s riding up awkwardly. And for someone who busts her ass at the gym, it’s doing no favours for her tight body. Full Story

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It’s beach season in Vancouver

April 29, 2010 07:53:53 Posted at April 29, 2010 07:53:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And if the world does turnAnd if London burns I'll be standing on the beach with my guitarI wanna be in a band when I get to heavenAnyone can play guitarAnd they won't be a nothing anymore Robert Pattinson arrived in Vancouver early Wednesday evening to work on reshoots for Twilight Eclipse. Exclusive photos from PUNKD Images Full Story

April 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 29, 2010 07:42:04 Posted at April 29, 2010 07:42:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Andrea! This year Megan didn’t forget! She wants you to smile all day. Has it started? To Kim from Collin – Happy 25th Birthday! I’ll look for you at my next cut! By request, because you have a wonderful boyfriend, enjoy the Jon Hamm. Happy 29th Birthday Lindsay and lots of love from Firebag! They’re certain things will change. Full Story