Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Dear Gossips,

How much do you love Sandra Bullock today? Love her so F-CKING MUCH. And it’s not just the adoption, although the adoption is extraordinary and he is beautiful, and his little baby cut-eye is the best thing ever. Sandy brought Louis home in January.  Read Full Intro

RDJ everywhere

April 28, 2010 14:53:34 Posted at April 28, 2010 14:53:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Iron Man 2 drops in 10 days. Robert Downey Jr will be everywhere. Win win win for everyone. He calls it “selling soap”. Tonight RDJ will be on Letterman. And he’s always great on Letterman. Last time he was on Letterman in December for Sherlock Holmes Dave adored him, even when he Tiger Woodsed him. Full Story

When Third Lip runs...

April 28, 2010 14:24:48 Posted at April 28, 2010 14:24:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can still see her. Can you? And the photos are taken from quite a distance. Third Lip, she is impressively noticeable especially when you least expect her. Check it out, Third Lip accompanied Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on a run today in Maui. Fair enough, Third Lip might be looking extra plump because Gran is mouth breathing but I would argue that this only adds to Third Lip’s stature. Full Story

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Hair. BIG Hair.

April 28, 2010 11:59:25 Posted at April 28, 2010 11:59:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If hair volume is an indication of effort, well then Jennifer Lopez’s efforts in promoting The Back-up Plan in London tonight can only be described as heroic. That is some big f-cking hair. How much you think all that fake hair weighs? I have very long hair too. Not fake. But heavy. Long and heavy. Full Story

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Swords replace phones

April 28, 2010 11:34:26 Posted at April 28, 2010 11:34:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Robin Hood promotional campaign begins. This is Russell Crowe in Spain today in remarkably good spirits – for him – at the photo call posing with a sword. Gimmicky but since he’s ordinarily such a truculent motherf-cker but it’s a refreshing side of him that we could stand to see more often. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 28, 2010 11:15:14 Posted at April 28, 2010 11:15:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I think Gwen knew already. You? (PopEater)

These kids are smarter than all The Hills twats combined (Dlisted)

Beysus boob flash! (The Superficial)

Jesus Christ! Porny’s Tonight Show tits!!! (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson and his bad wash jeans head for Vancouver (Pop Sugar)

Abbie Cornish has such a generic face (Just Jared)

The plans to save Whitney Houston (Cele|bitchy)

After Ebola, all your bitches go to sh-t (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW) 

This made me hate Mark Wahlberg a little (Towleroad)

I just… I can’t… would you rather wear this dress? Or Heidi Montag’s face for a day. CHOOSE (Tinselclown)

Brad & Johnny

April 28, 2010 09:53:00 Posted at April 28, 2010 09:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Got your attention? Both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp were sighted yesterday in Venice. Johnny was with the entire family – Vanessa Paradis and their children, they visited the Guggenheim Museum. Unlike the Brange kids, J & V have been mostly successful in keeping their children undercover even though they’ve been with him throughout the duration of almost the entire shoot. Full Story

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When Porny talks about her mouth...

April 28, 2010 08:53:03 Posted at April 28, 2010 08:53:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This sh-t just writes itself. "My lips just slide all over the place....I can't catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating...." And you wonder why I call her Porny. It just comes naturally. And this is also why I used to say she had a cocksucker’s mouth. Because, well, she can’t f-cking help it. Full Story

Leo covers his mouth

April 28, 2010 08:32:00 Posted at April 28, 2010 08:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He does this a lot at the Laker games. So people can’t lipread what he’s saying. Sure. I guess. I mean... he could just watch it on tv, right? Leo’s getting some eyerolls. Because I don’t think Sandra Bullock would sit courtside at the Laker game and cover her mouth. Of course most of it has to do with the fact that his girlfriend is at the game with him. Full Story

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The Alba Bitch > Kate Hudson...?

April 28, 2010 08:05:00 Posted at April 28, 2010 08:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? I know. I hated writing that too. But after combing through the photo agencies looking at pictures from last night’s NY premiere of The Killer Inside Me, the thought that kept coming to mind was: Goddamn Kate Hudson is annoying me. It’s the lipstick, it’s the hair, it’s that loud ass f-cking coat, it’s the posing, and the too extra camera flirting – ordinarily she can do it with little effort, very naturally, beguilingly, but for some reason, last night Kate Hudson showed up with so much Try. Full Story

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Long lens, no flash, smiles

April 28, 2010 07:16:21 Posted at April 28, 2010 07:16:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner arrived together in Vancouver yesterday to begin a few days of Eclipse reshoots. Lautner, looking lean in a leather jacket, was accompanied by his dad. What a difference a year makes. Just over a year ago, he was a boy trying to convince the world he could be a bigger boy, and Stewart and Nikki Reed were holding hands with him on the street, their new baby brother/pet, working together to try and secure his position pro bono promotion styles. Full Story

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