Smutty Tingles

July 26, 2010 09:40:00 Posted at July 26, 2010 09:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What does it mean? It means Little Girl Cranked! (Dlisted)

Oh look. It’s where all the diseases of the world come from (The Superficial)

Sean Penn and his hot model girlfriend (Popeater)

Is the most beautiful couple with the most beautiful baby getting back together? (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew covers Nylon (Just Jared)

Newlyweds go to a movie (Pop Sugar)

When the nerds aren’t stabbing each other, they’re actually doing cool sh-t like this (Towleroad)

Ambrosio on the beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Eminem looks back (INO)

Don Draper likes it rough (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson gold

July 26, 2010 09:35:04 Posted at July 26, 2010 09:35:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These photos and this video are making my life. Robert Pattinson went to the movies on Saturday with his agent. Then he hit up a party in Malibu. The paps were all over him. First time? No but this time a tweaky Pattinson was extra agitated about the attention, whining that they were following him, trying to enlist the help of the cops who didn’t give a sh-t, wandering around seemingly aimlessly, rubbing his nose in his totally inconspicuous, non eye-catching, blend-in-anywhere car. Full Story

Next time he should race Simon Cowell

July 26, 2010 08:23:53 Posted at July 26, 2010 08:23:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is pretty cute. As noted last week, Cameron Diaz and the GMD competed in the reasonably priced car on Top Gear. The show aired on the weekend and, as you can see below, it’s great. Both of them are great. But especially Cameron, all personality, she makes him great, because she is so great. Full Story

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On Kings and bird sh-t

July 26, 2010 08:05:21 Posted at July 26, 2010 08:05:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am sure you’ve heard about the Kings of Leon debacle in St Louis? They tried to play a show at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater but had to bail after only three songs because they claim that pigeons kept sh-tting in Jared Followill’s mouth. The band’s reps released a statement about a pigeon infestation in the rafters being a health hazard. Full Story

Russian Drama loves the Jolie

July 26, 2010 07:53:00 Posted at July 26, 2010 07:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Salt opened in second place after another #1 Inception weekend as strong word of mouth sustained Inception's second win in a row. Even on Friday, at several industry parties here in San Diego for Comic-Con, I heard from several Hollywood players pronouncing that Inception would top Salt although the Jolie's headlining $37 million take is considered respectable, if not unremarkable. Full Story

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A new streak begins

July 26, 2010 07:33:57 Posted at July 26, 2010 07:33:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The old streak was broken on Friday as Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero remained undercover on holiday. They resurfaced however on the weekend in Los Angeles. Evidently it's a tour through California, home of so many paps, and therefore a gift to me, and you, the obsessed. Know what I love? I love that they pack light. Full Story

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Friday, July 23, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Well no wonder they have to keep coming/going back year after year. Comic-Con is so overwhelming busy, it’s impossible to do everything. Especially when everything happens at the same time and the lineups and getting from room to room and venue to venue and the distractions, inevitably you feel like you’re missing things.  Read Full Intro

He thinks he’s a friend

July 23, 2010 12:24:28 Posted at July 23, 2010 12:24:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ken Paves decided to share his wisdom with People.com yesterday after Chicken Fried Britney’s weave sh-t the other day. Click here if you’ve really, really forgotten what that looked like. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 23, 2010 12:02:08 Posted at July 23, 2010 12:02:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When you’re broke, you make a lady push your sh-t around (Dlisted)

Shaki! Pink! And that f-cking body! (The Superficial)

Watch this. Sink lower and lower into your seat. Then tell him to Sit has ass DOWN (Popeater)

Halle Berry ridiculously hot in daisy dukes (Hollywood Tuna)

Cammie D and the GMD in France (Pop Sugar)

I would LOVE to see Sandra Bullock in a Daldry movie (Just Jared)

Mila Kunis makes sexy faces at Justin Timberlake. Damn. How do you resist? (ICYDK)

Ebola’s decadent holiday. Thanks God it went to prison once (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why does Alcide the Werewolf look different in these two photos? (Towleroad)

I LOVE Rihanna’s spotted jumpsuit (Go Fug Yourself)

Boys hate boyfriend jeans

July 23, 2010 11:38:25 Posted at July 23, 2010 11:38:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Jennifer Aniston heading back to LA after spending a few days in London promoting her fragrance, described by the always brilliant Michael K from Dlisted as a "bowl of tears". Amazing. As you can see, Jen is wearing boyfriend jeans. Boyfriend jeans once ridiculed on Katie Holmes. This I guess is why she fashions herself a fashion girl. Full Story