Pregnancy BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 11:35:28 February 10, 2011 11:35:28

Woah! Does everything get more concentrated when you’re expecting? My friends say that senses are heightened, everything is felt more acutely, and, judging from Natalie Portman, even BitchFace gets more intense. That right there could rival Jessica Seinfeld Full Story

X-Men First Class first trailer!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 11:16:00 February 10, 2011 11:16:00

Update: apparently this is a fake trailer. The real one comes out at noon PT. But James still looks fine? Sorry! But I'm still gloating about Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher. Thanks to Amanda for sending a link to a non-Facebooky trailer, the first, for X-Men First Class. I’m not a comic geek so I leave it to you to discuss and debate the merits of whether or not justice has been served, at least in terms of faithfulness to the series. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 11:09:13 February 10, 2011 11:09:13

Really? I think she looks SO good without makeup. You? (The Superficial)

Kelsey Grammer is free to marry away even more money now (Dlisted)

James McAvoy talks about gnomes with their pants off and when he wears his kilt with nothing underneath (Popeater)

Holy sh-t Brooklyn Decker (Hollywood Tuna)

Penelope Cruz first post-baby sighting. And the baby name too (Pop Sugar)

Be careful with that green hat, Emma Stone (Just Jared)

Holy sh-t January Jones is skinny in these jeans, and they’re not even skinny jeans (Popoholic)

Ginger in the water (Celebuzz)

Heather Locklear’s daughter looks a lot like her (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

I really hate that the explanation or wearing a loose dress is always pregnancy. Can’t there be another reason? Like bad taste? Or you just want seconds? (Go Fug Yourself)

Are you smart enough to break up with him?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 10:23:15 February 10, 2011 10:23:15

Amanda Seyfried was photographed leaving her personal trainer’s place yesterday with her dog. Now I’m curious what her dog does when she works out. Marcus thinks it’s hilarious to step on me while I’m crunching my abs. Anyway, sorry to digress. The point of this post is not her dog, the point of this post is her boyfriend Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

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Country Bitch gets her trade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 10:13:00 February 10, 2011 10:13:00

What was it I wrote the last time I posted about Carrie Underwood? The article is here. And specifically: Given the season he and the Senators have been having, Mike, um, is not invited (to the All-Star Game). Ottawa is so sh-t this year, there’s actually talk that the team is in such trouble, they’re looking to shake it up. Full Story

James vs Justin & Jennifer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 09:17:56 February 10, 2011 09:17:56

It’s a curious box office this weekend. Will be interested to see how much tween cash money Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never can pull in compared to Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston’s Just Go With It. Never Say Never is actually getting some good reviews. I’m telling you. Just Go With It meanwhile, as expected, has received some early hate from critics. Full Story

Let’s stay with the breast theme…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 08:45:00 February 10, 2011 08:45:00

Why not? When Blake Lively shoves them into a strapless Alexander McQueen for an AMFAR gala, you really don’t have a choice. It’s like refusing an appetiser when the hostess went to all the trouble to make the crust on those salmon rolls all light and fluffy. (Day 3 of my cleanse, all I can think about is food. Full Story

Was she wearing a bra?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 08:26:09 February 10, 2011 08:26:09

Quick programming note, sorry I forgot to include in the open. TV LiveBlog with Duana goes this afternoon at 3pm ET/noon PT. That’s a heads up for you Supernatural fans. And Mr Sunshine. And more. Back to Lindsay Lohan, let’s get the facts out of the way first: Lilo showed up in court to be arraigned. Full Story

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February 10, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 07:48:23 February 10, 2011 07:48:23

This is from me to Sara in White Rock, BC. We’ve been together since February 2007, you say? Well then it’s our 4 year anniversary! I’m sorry to hear about the job. I’m sorry you miss Margot (great name!) so I will try to make “me” worthwhile. By the way, Baz Luhrmann is still “thinking” about whether or not do The Great Gatsby. Full Story

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Remember how much more you wanted to see Where The Wild Things Are when the trailer was paired with Arcade Fire’s Wake Up? I love it when they care about making a trailer. I love it when they think about a trailer narrative, like it’s its own movie, and edit it accordingly, with the right music, music you know that was chosen for a reason – not like, random, I like this beat, whatever, but for the reaction it will elicit along with the visual.  Read Full Intro