Lindsay LOHAN gets it in the ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 06:26:31 April 25, 2011 06:26:31

I was at the airport in Vancouver getting ready for my flight to London on Friday when the news crossed my blackberry that Lindsay LOHAN was sentenced to 120 days in jail. Once upon a time that would have been, like, breaking and urgent. Now it’s just a *kanye shrug*. But big f-cking ups to Judge Stephanie Sautner for giving it to her in the ass. Full Story

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April 25, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 06:05:34 April 25, 2011 06:05:34

Happy Birthday Vanessa in Toronto from your sister Ursula who lives far, far away south of the border! Good luck to Twilight’s Charlie Bewley who is running the BMO Vancouver Marathon on Sunday May 1st. I was contacted by Charlie’s BMO Vancouver Marathon campaign publicist a few weeks ago about Charlie’s “Run For Your Life” Campaign, dedicated to the memory of his friend Jocelyn Clark who passed away from cancer in February at the age of 36. Full Story

Friday, April 22, 2011

Dear Gossips,

So…Us Weekly has just named Jessica Simpson their “Style Icon” of the Year. Which…

Sure.

Then they used an old photo to accompany the article. She hasn’t looked like that in a long time. See below. Compliment or insult?

Happy Easter!

Passover Greetings!

It’s a long weekend in Canada and I’m heading to London tonight for the next week to cover the Royal Wedding for CTV. Will be blogging from there starting Monday. So it’ll be a lighter one today, just a few quick hits.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. This week’s Reveal the Dirt contest – have you entered? Click here and let me know about the girl with the most talent and the biggest projection but who secretly just wants to be the prettiest and the thinnest.

I want to stand there

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 10:38:03 April 22, 2011 10:38:03

Please look at where Emma Stone is positioned. This is where I would like to be positioned. Also please note the way he is looking at her. This is how I would like him to look at me. Sometimes certain images just kick you in the stomach. Or groin. In this case, both. These are newly released stills from the upcoming Crazy Stupid Love. Full Story

Not his best day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 10:33:05 April 22, 2011 10:33:05

The Bang Bang Club screened at the Tribeca Film Festival today. Malin Ackerman, Ryan Phillippe, and Taylor Kitsch were all present. I don’t know what’s happening with Taylor’s hair but it’s hurting me, like actual physical pain. Obviously not his best showing. Having said that, yay for him hanging out with DeNiro on red carpets! But back to the hair… Is it long in the back or short? Is it in a ponytail? Is that a combover? Why am I including the word COMBOVER in an article about Taylor Kitsch????????????? The world hates me. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 09:57:00 April 22, 2011 09:57:00

But will the Jolie get her own monogram? (Dlisted)

That Snooki creature’s “thin” photo shoot (The Superficial)

See? She really IS The Mighty. And we really are her lambs. (Popeater)

Hilary Duff in tight stripes (Hollywood Tuna)

George Clooney raises money for Obama (Pop Sugar)

Kings of Leon at Tribeca Film Festival (Just Jared)

Ben Affleck says he has no testosterone left (Cele|bitchy)

Middleton leg-off! (Celebuzz)

That “tip” has been sent to every gossip blog. How desperate is this girl? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Fug Girls are like Duana – they want so much to love Mandy Moore, and she makes it so hard (Go Fug Yourself)

Coop & Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 09:07:00 April 22, 2011 09:07:00

Producer Ryan Kavanaugh is getting married. He is and has been attached to some major productions. Kavanaugh is not unimportant. So it’s fitting then that there are some movie stars planning his stag. Leonardo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper were spotted with Kavanaugh yesterday getting on a private plane headed for Cabo San Lucas for the weekend. Full Story

Another GOOP Week and extensions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 08:48:35 April 22, 2011 08:48:35

I thought it would be over last week. It’s not. This week Gwyneth Paltrow is still everywhere. And it continues – today she’ll appear on Ellen, the episode was taped yesterday. I like what she’s wearing. Much better than the yellow sateen business she put on for the cookbook signing. Full Story

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Jeremy Renner is in Bourne: The Same Damn Thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 08:07:07 April 22, 2011 08:07:07

Written by Sarah Doesn’t it seem like Jeremy Renner is getting the same role over and over again? After years of doing solid character work, Renner broke out with his Oscar-nominated role in The Hurt Locker. He played an Army explosives expert with a self-destructive streak. Full Story

Beckinsale shuts down Bosworth?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 07:44:18 April 22, 2011 07:44:18

They’re still casting for the Total Recall remake, expected to shoot in Toronto this summer. Colin Farrell is in place as the main dude and they’ve yet to secure the two female leads. A few weeks ago, we were led to believe that Jessica Biel had a shot at playing Colin’s ultimate love interest and that Kate Bosworth was asked to read for the part made famous by Sharon Stone – click here Full Story

April 22, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 07:34:47 April 22, 2011 07:34:47

Congratulations Melissa with love from Kate and toasting your first day as a free woman! Both of you! Christian Bale and Michael Fassbender as a graduation gift? Happy Birthday Beth from SB! She misses you so much! The office and Vancouver isn’t the same without you. But I guess you don’t miss the receptionist’s crazy cards? I’m told you love the Golden Girls. Full Story