Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2010 10:56:05 September 23, 2010 10:56:05

Colin Farrell > Katy Perry (The Superficial)

Crack tweets become Jack tweets! (Dlisted)

Bitch! I can’t fit into my 15 yr old jeans, can you? (Popeater)

I don’t care that JLo is a judge. I just care about what the f-ck is on her head. Is that supposed to be a side part? (Hollywood Tuna)

Jodie Foster and Kate Winslet to work with Roman Polanski. Ummm.... (Just Jared)

A good shot of Kate Hudson’s boob job (Pop Sugar)

Please. Guam doesn’t want Lohan. Ever. (Popoholic)

Now this is an outfit. Especially with that hair. (Celebuzz)

Joey Tribbiani is a sucky little bitch (The Blemish)

Can you read the expression of the dude in the background? WHY IS. (Go Fug Yourself)

I like when you investigate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2010 10:05:29 September 23, 2010 10:05:29

You were on Sesame Street investigating “investigate”. I loved every minute. Especially when you had to fake walk two steps during your investigation. So cute. And it was nice to see you. Because you’ve been really undercover lately. Alicja’s been around though, with the baby in New York shooting a movie – he’s adorable – but no sign of you. Full Story

Kristen Bell Schadenfreude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2010 09:23:16 September 23, 2010 09:23:16

It’s a guarantee – whenever Kristen Bell shows up somewhere looking like sh-t, I will hear from Laura. She’ll be in a great mood, it’ll set the tone for the rest of her day, for our day as, among the many things we share, Kristen Bell Hate is something we developed together, at the same time, at Sundance, when that little twat was such a f-cking bitch to the entire media line at a party, an even bigger bitch than P Diddy at the same party (which is saying something in itself and at this point Veronica Mars was over) that we vowed never to bother with her ass ever again. Full Story

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GOOPy by hand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2010 08:49:42 September 23, 2010 08:49:42

Today’s newsletter is about artisanal products, not a bad gift guide. Of course Gwyneth Paltrow milks her own goats! As for my G on Glee, Ryan Murphy has confirmed to the BBC that he wrote the part specifically for her: "Gwyneth is a great singer. Full Story

Czech Family Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2010 08:19:12 September 23, 2010 08:19:12

The GMD has been in Prague the last few days scouting locations for MI4. Katie and Little Sci have joined him, and they were all three out on the town last night, getting in some holiday family time while Tom works. He appears to be growing out his hair for Ethan Hunt. Looks good. Little Sci’s hair has gotten very, very long. Full Story

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Hear Lourdes speak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2010 07:51:23 September 23, 2010 07:51:23

Madonna and Lourdes walked the pink carpet together at the Material Girl launch at Macy’s last night in New York and actually stopped for joint interviews on the press line and while Lourdes has certainly been heard before, this is really the first time she’s been broadcast so widely. It’s pretty amazing. Full Story

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This. Is. Magic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2010 07:16:36 September 23, 2010 07:16:36

It’s that standard of excellence again, remember? In her creation, JK Rowling offered us nothing but excellence. And thus prioritising excellence has been the objective of all of those who’ve been charged with the honour of bringing her material to life – in film form, in park form, in web form, in every form. Full Story

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

All the Harry Potter nerds, me included, can’t wait for this day to be over. And why? The new trailer drops at 9pm ET! Apparently we’ll hear from Bill Nighy as Rufus Scrimgeour and there’s a glimpse of the escape scene, the final flight from 4 Privet Drive.  Read Full Intro

Keanu at work on Generation Um

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2010 14:10:12 September 22, 2010 14:10:12

It’s an independent film, it’s currently shooting in New York, and it’s one of those that might not see distribution, but obviously something in it spoke to him, and at this point, he really only has to work when he wants to, so here’s Keanu Reeves on set today, looking better and less lonely than he has recently, eating a cupcake, and still, though weathered and damaged, still so hauntingly beautiful. Full Story

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