April 27, 2010 10:30:07 Posted at April 27, 2010 10:30:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez is currently promoting The Back-up Plan in Europe. After getting destroyed by critics, the film opened in 2nd place last weekend with just over $12 million. Not a total bust, no, but not exactly a huge win either. Which is why JLo has to keep hustling, extra hard overseas. At least her extensions are helping. Full Story

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Losing Glee?

April 27, 2010 09:33:36 Posted at April 27, 2010 09:33:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I watched the Madonna Glee episode last Sunday before leaving for Barbados. On Twitter I noted that it was fun, the music, remembering the songs... and that’s it. Many of you emailed asking about my thoughts, why I never blogged about the episode afterwards. Well... what’s there to say? Michelle perhaps said it best when she emailed Duana and me last night after catching up on Glee and wrote: “I’m afraid I’m falling out of love with it”. Full Story

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Bottom is still a long way off

April 27, 2010 08:48:16 Posted at April 27, 2010 08:48:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

During my conversation with Maureen Callahan at the New York Post for her article on Lindsay Lohan – click here to read it if you missed it yesterday – she asked me why the public still cares. Why, when it’s the same drama day after day, why we’re still following. Full Story

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Please remove your DoucheFace

April 27, 2010 08:12:41 Posted at April 27, 2010 08:12:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura always says I’m fickle. This is true. I will turn on a bitch without hesitation. This is why my crushes don’t last very long. Because perfection is impossible. And when that becomes too obvious in the subject, the subject is discarded. But I tried with Adrien Brody. Uncharacteristically I tried. Full Story

GOOP & Scarjo: colour-off x 2

April 27, 2010 07:58:03 Posted at April 27, 2010 07:58:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Again with the same colour. And designer this time too. Just as it was on Friday at the grey dress-off, Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson turned up at the Iron Man 2 premiere in Los Angeles last night both dressed in white and Armani. G was the winner then, G is the winner now. And for all the nonsense they were selling about Gwyneth being cut out of the movie, and the poster, and the franchise, Photo Assumption the body language so far on this short press tour and it’s hard to argue that my G looks like the permanent player while Scarjo seems like the part-time guest. Full Story

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April 27, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 27, 2010 07:31:22 Posted at April 27, 2010 07:31:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Jono on writing your final MBA exam and starting the new job! Karen told me about JOOP. Do it. To Lisa in Fredericton, NB from your “secret pal” who requested a shout and much love to Jake, Lady Bug, and Maizey too! And for Jenna - congratulations on completing your MBA at Queens. Full Story

Monday, April 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The final article posted on Friday was the Iron Man 2 photo call from Los Angeles featuring RDJ, Don Cheadle, Mickey Rourke, and of course a grey dress-off between my Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson. Click here to see. Oh but there’s something else many of you noted.

G is holding hands with Cheadle and has her arm around RDJ. Meanwhile Scarjo is standing around like the kid who gets picked last at Dodgeball. Photo Assumption? You have long known this, but it makes you hate her even more: Gwyneth is popular. You despise her f-cking sh-t, but to them? To the people who matter to her? She’s as well liked as they come. My G is still That Girl. And of course she has a pit stain. Anything else would be “unnatural”. Sweat is organic. And by next week, GOOP will be telling you how you can add it to your barley as a healthy snack for your kids.

Back from Barbados after ending off the trip with a polo lesson, turtle diving, and a really really great dinner at Cariba. My inaugural travel blog should be ready later this week. Many photos have been posted on my Twitter – click here to see.

It’s Monday – am home, am blogging all day, please check back often, and please scroll down for late posts you may have missed on Friday.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Your emails about the hat and dresses: the hat is Eugenia Kim, the blue and white halter with the New Kids is Alice + Olivia, and the green one with the zipper up the front on Crane Beach is Eight Sixty (really cute, affordable line), all of it from Kiss & Makeup.

New hag, new hair

April 26, 2010 14:53:00 Posted at April 26, 2010 14:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katherine Heigl is too busy being too busy these days to do a tv show because she’s looking after her baby and her movie career. TR Knight needed a replacement hag for his nights out. Last night he showed up at the Broadway opening of Promises, Promises with a super Try hag on his arm and cute light long locks. Full Story

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The Charismatic RDJ

April 26, 2010 13:03:35 Posted at April 26, 2010 13:03:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I talked to Maureen Callahan of the New York Post this weekend about Lindsay Lohan for an article she wrote about Crank Tweet and her ongoing shenanigans – click here to read. My contention is that it’s very unlikely that Lilo will come back. Full Story

The Brange girls at the park

April 26, 2010 12:06:44 Posted at April 26, 2010 12:06:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt took his 4 oldest kids to the playground the other day while Angelina Jolie was working in Venice on Saturday. The Chosen One is wearing doc martens. Amazing. We were just talking yesterday at the airport (totally unrelated) about how people used to get rolled for their docs back in the day. Full Story

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