Did they talk over each other?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 14:33:33 November 9, 2010 14:33:33

I would love to sit at a table with Cher and Julia Roberts, two yappy bitches who know EVERYTHING and can’t wait to tell you what to do. The question is: would Cher and Julia Roberts be seated together? I wasn’t at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards last night in New York but I hope, for Girl Sh-t’s sake, that it didn’t happen. Full Story

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So many sexual euphemisms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 14:19:26 November 9, 2010 14:19:26

Written by Duana Gossip Taha here, to protect you against the possibility of little J arriving. Prreviously on Gossip Girl, Juliette had a big plan, and was aware of Serena’s tryst with the prof, and he was her cousin, but she somehow loved Nate still. Full Story

Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 12:55:42 November 9, 2010 12:55:42

Hi! Sarah's probably hating me a little right now, and Duana too, because I've just come from the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 press screening. Omg. Omg. I want to go again! Meanwhile over in Hollywood, Oscar maneuvering is hopping. Everyone is angling already. And it's early! We can discuss the Rachel Weisz split, we'll talk some more about Taylor and Jakey, we have to get to Gwyneth's upcoming live performance on the CMAs, and so so soooo much more. Full Story

The accessible Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 12:19:58 November 9, 2010 12:19:58

Brad Pitt joined Angelina Jolie at work today for the second day in a row in Budapest. Once again, there was some affection. Once again, they embraced and he gazed at her admiringly and he toted around his camera and his tripod taking arty pictures. His photos of her have been published before. Perhaps it’ll be the same when it’s time to promote this film. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 11:50:37 November 9, 2010 11:50:37

Hi Gossips. Lainey’s at the Harry Potter screening right now and will be back later for the liveblog and more new articles. Tingles Jacek edition is below - Jacek

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of others, and the Dutch. Now read this (The Superficial)

I prefer tits on Marion Cotillard’s forehead (Dlisted)

Demand in the US for a same sex couple on Dancing with the Stars? Can we call this progress? (Popeater)

Hot Hurley. Not a fan of a lot of make-up but I’m liking this…(Hollywood Tuna)

Red carpet Full House reunion looks like a horror flick movie poster (Pop Sugar)

Not in danger of losing Lainey to Eminem apparently (Just Jared)

Bosworth looking really skinny (Popoholic)

RPatz and KStew boarding a helicopter (Celebuzz)

Ebola gets the chills (Egotastic!)

Apparently poor style but I love the way this dress fits her. Sexy. (Go Fug Yourself)

JailBait and a King of Leon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 10:32:00 November 9, 2010 10:32:00

Miley Cyrus was in Madrid for the EMAs. Jared Followill was there with Kings of Leon. Apparently they went after-partyhopping together, flirting all night, and texting too. This is what I find so confusing about the young generation. They were at the same place, at the same time, and face to face at the club. Full Story

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Wilmer likes them troubled?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 09:20:40 November 9, 2010 09:20:40

When Lindsay Lohan was 17, she was dating Wilmer Valderrama and living at the Chateau Marmont. They broke up, she stopped eating, starting cranking, and, well, you know the rest. Now Page Six is reporting that Wilmer and Demi Lovato were dating just before she entered rehab last week. Full Story

AssTalking Jessicas & Pip hasn’t changed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 08:47:08 November 9, 2010 08:47:08

Last week Jessica Alba begged to be slapped with a serious serving of Sit DOWN after mouthing off in Elle Magazine that writers are superfluous. Click here for a refresher. This week, another Jessica is asstalking like she’s the next Meryl Streep even though her status is barely, just barely, above Rachel Bilson and Kate Bosworth’s in terms of uselessness. Full Story

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Neil Patrick Harris for the 2011 Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 07:59:53 November 9, 2010 07:59:53

Written by Sarah Hugh Jackman was asked to host the Academy Awards again. This is now the third time he’s been asked. He said yes the first time and hosted the 2009 Oscars, but he turned it down this year because he didn’t want to go back-to-back. Full Story

Daniel Craig, homewrecker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 07:38:52 November 9, 2010 07:38:52

Well this came out of nowhere. No, not the Rachel Weisz/Darren Aronofsky split, but that Daniel Craig may have had something to do with it? Weisz and Aronofsky have confirmed to TMZ that they’ve separated. Their reps say it happened months ago and that they remain good friends and will raise their son together. Full Story

November 9, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 07:10:52 November 9, 2010 07:10:52

Happy Belated Birthday Jen from Mia who wants to give you some Jon Hamm in return. Jon Hamm is never a bad gift. Here he is the other night after dinner at Dominick’s in Beverly Hills. Also, you saw him in Conan’s cold open last night, right? The video is embedded in the “Dear Gossips” section. Full Story