July 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 20, 2010 06:12:17 Posted at July 20, 2010 06:12:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Erin P with love and “heaps of sugar on top” from Ritchie and me too because YOU are the original smutty connection. Thank you! For Nora in London – Happy Belated Birthday and, um, I’m not in London for another month but I would have come early for your “civilised picnic” and the subsequent snogging! Full Story

Monday, July 19, 2010

Dear Gossips,

What would happen if Christopher Nolan wrote a movie with Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse? Mindf-ck of ALL Mindf-cks, non? I’ve now seen Inception twice and I still need to see it again. Because like Lost, it will continue to reveal itself.  Read Full Intro

Jason Bateman: moving on

July 19, 2010 14:31:41 Posted at July 19, 2010 14:31:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I heard from many of you following his iPad incident saying I was being too harsh in judging his queue jumping and the sh-t he took for it afterwards followed by his dumbass excuse and then subsequent retraction of said excuse and offer of apology. Because he’s cute and funny? It was a dick move. Full Story

How to give great interview by Bill Murray

July 19, 2010 12:58:00 Posted at July 19, 2010 12:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He doesn’t do it often. He doesn’t work often. He doesn’t have an agent or a publicist. You can only reach him via 800 number. For reals. So when he does talk, he makes it worthwhile. Always. There was a great article about Bill Murray a couple of weeks ago in Entertainment Weekly about how reclusive and weird he is, about the infamous 800 number, about how you have to fax pages to a random Kinko’s if he’s interested enough to read the script – he’s everything you want your weird celebrity to be and he can back his sh-t up with legitimate skill, original, irreplaceable skill. Full Story

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Megan Fox, The Hunger Games, and where to eat

July 19, 2010 12:01:37 Posted at July 19, 2010 12:01:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last Wednesday, the night I ate those bad clams and almost lost the will to live, I was out for dinner with someone who lives in LA who was telling a story about eating at the Cheesecake Factory and I was like –there’s food at the Cheesecake Factory? And apparently it’s a proper restaurant, like any chain restaurant, in addition to sh-tloads of cheesecake. Full Story

Manslinger’s happy holiday

July 19, 2010 11:26:25 Posted at July 19, 2010 11:26:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson is currently on holiday in St Tropez enjoying a simultaneous professional and personal high. She recently wrapped on Something Borrowed, has a few other banal romantic comedies planned, and is dating the lead singer of one of the hottest bands in the world – Matt Bellamy of Muse – who isn’t averse to public gushing about his new girl. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 19, 2010 10:51:03 Posted at July 19, 2010 10:51:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Imagine how confusing this show will be for Michael Phelps? (Dlisted)

Italy is now officially infected by Ebola’s wonk ass nipples (The Superficial)

One more YAY for child stardom! (Popeater)

Ebola says she’s never smoked pot. Inception. (Hollywood Tuna)

Two Glee boys night out (Just Jared)

Porny managed to eat without her tits in her face (Pop Sugar)

Taupe and the girls with her wedding officiant (ASL)

Katy Perry went on a roller coaster without much support (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Expendable, yes. But easily removed? Goddamn it, no (INO)

Just what we need: Size 2 empowering women (Cele|bitchy)

Spanish fix

July 19, 2010 09:18:43 Posted at July 19, 2010 09:18:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These photos were taken on Saturday in Navalacruz, Spain. Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero are kindly feeding my obsession, out for a walk in the sunshine and obliging fans with photos and hugs. Look at the one where he’s clasping hands with that woman in the orange tank top. And sincerely giving her his time. Full Story

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On Inception

July 19, 2010 08:50:46 Posted at July 19, 2010 08:50:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you haven’t seen it, WHY NOT? If you’ve seen Eclipse more than once and you haven’t seen Inception, WE ARE FIGHTING. Please note there will be spoilers below. I love a good mindf-ck. Inception is a great mindf-ck. Which is why already there are message boards and websites, conspiracy theories and complaints – time travel withdrawal has been replaced by dream travel addiction. Full Story

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Jon Hamm, tux, water bottle

July 19, 2010 08:15:32 Posted at July 19, 2010 08:15:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Really, it’s all you need. In life. Just 6 days from the season premiere of Mad Men – are you ready to have Don Draper back for the weekends? Hopefully the lead-up will feature a lot of Jon Hamm on the talk show circuit. In a tux. With a water bottle. Like he was on Saturday at a photo shoot, godDAMN this man is perfect. Full Story

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It’s SALT Week & Jennifer Aniston is topless

July 19, 2010 07:22:21 Posted at July 19, 2010 07:22:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know my favourite question: Coincidence or conspiracy??? As reported a few weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is getting into the fragrance business. Her first release will smell like a combination of the ocean and her tears, unimaginatively called LOLAVIE. Because these days, Lola hasn’t been overkilled at all. Full Story