Smutty Tingles

April 21, 2010 10:35:08 Posted at April 21, 2010 10:35:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously. At this rate I should start tweeting about my poo (Dlisted)

Gaga gets her curves back. GOOD. (The Superficial)

Sandra Bullock: first the photo, now the real plans. She is throwing down. (Popeater)

She even poses when she’s getting rained on (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna wins the night (Just Jared)

Sienna & Jude head home (Pop Sugar)

Swifty Superhero! (E! Online)

You know, if she wasn’t stamped all Shore styles, she’d be kinda cute (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Bachelor channels the GMD (Towleroad)

What Miss Zahara wants, Miss Zahara gets. But it won’t be a wedding (Cele|bitchy)

Josh & Diane: springtime in New York

April 21, 2010 10:28:11 Posted at April 21, 2010 10:28:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jude & Sienna were featured yesterday. So pretty. But Josh & Diane could probably rival that. They are remarkably similar. Without all the drama. Here they are, Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger, back in New York after his Genie-winning trip last week in Toronto. A very pretty love stroll. Josh has apparently wrapped on this season of Fringe, will resume late summer for the third, and it looks like, for now anyway, that they have some free time. Full Story

Porny’s matchy matchy lace and length

April 21, 2010 09:26:19 Posted at April 21, 2010 09:26:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NO. It’s ... hideous. My Porny Jessica Simpson is back in New York promoting the final episode of her beauty show. As you can see, Porny wanted to match. Jacket, dress, shoes. And a lace pattern. Sausage lace pattern. That cuts her off at the worst length. F-ck them. They keep telling her it’s flattering. Full Story

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Where is your wife?

April 21, 2010 08:45:40 Posted at April 21, 2010 08:45:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A very animated David Beckham was courtside at Game 2 of the Lakers vs the Thunder last night. Staples Centre is busy. Tonight the Kings go against the Canucks. Jacek is all stress. Anyway, as you can see, Becks seemed to be having a great time. His facial hair is less patchy. And he’s all about the plaid these days. Full Story

JLo on the hustle... but not really

April 21, 2010 08:19:41 Posted at April 21, 2010 08:19:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After all, when she’s riding around in a Maybach, how bad can it be? Jennifer Lopez continues to promote The Back-up Plan, showing off a very pretty pair of legs yesterday in New York while on her way to various interviews. It’s those Lanvin shoes again. And she does indeed look amazing. Full Story

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Crack Tweets from Coachella

April 21, 2010 07:34:35 Posted at April 21, 2010 07:34:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like we could get through a music festival without some Lilo crank tweeting. Please. At approximately 2am this morning, the usual cranking hour for Lindsay Lohan, she posted this on Twitter: Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's exI’ve screencapped it because, as you know, she’s prone to deleting and pretending it never happened. Full Story

Russian Drama

April 21, 2010 07:17:24 Posted at April 21, 2010 07:17:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. There’s nothing like it. Michelle, Duana, and I were on a trip in Europe a couple of years ago along with a group of Russian journalists. Jesus. The drama. Every day they’d roll in late, they’d hold up the bus, they’d clean out the minibar and fight over the cheque, within five minutes of entering an establishment they’d have a bankroller hooked up to pay for their drinks. Full Story

April 21, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 21, 2010 06:58:49 Posted at April 21, 2010 06:58:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To my Smutty sister Kathryn on her 25th birthday, I hope you have a fabulous day and that you're ready for an even better dinner. Look good. Love always, AmyCeilidh – I’m sorry to hear about the news at work. Did the Ryan Gosling photos from yesterday help? How about this interview? He’s so f-cking cute, I can’t stand it. Full Story

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Am headed for Breakfast in Barbados today from Toronto. It’s an annual event, a radio contest, and the winners are staying at The Crane and it’s a kick ass vacation, and there’s a concert. This year it’s New Kids on the Block and Bare Naked Ladies.  Read Full Intro

The Green Lantern’s orange face

April 20, 2010 15:23:09 Posted at April 20, 2010 15:23:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have ragged on him for his over-foundation face but Ryan Phillippe seems to have taken that title from him (see Saturday Night Live last Saturday) and Ryan Reynolds is currently in New Orleans, pictured here on set shooting The Green Lantern, so let’s assume that it’s some kind of action sequence during which he narrowly escaped incineration and forgive the tangerine hue. Full Story

Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding

April 20, 2010 13:58:45 Posted at April 20, 2010 13:58:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. It’s Mimi time. Full Story