30 > 29

July 12, 2010 09:23:01 Posted at July 12, 2010 09:23:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Feng shui speaking, 29 isn’t a great year. I had a terrible 29, and almost all my friends too. For me, in the lunar cycle, at 29 The Ox has to eat some sh-t. And I did. And so did my Porny last year. On her 29th birthday Tony Romo decided to break up with her. Twelve months later it’s a new year, a new sign, and a new man. Full Story

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It’s ok

July 12, 2010 08:39:31 Posted at July 12, 2010 08:39:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like French gossips are about as reliable as the ones in UK. There are apparently certain French outlets that hate Marion Cotillard and Guillaume and I remember, at the AMFAR event in Cannes this year, we were stationed beside a French news agency, and after Dylan and I salivated over Marion Cotillard passing by, who declined, like most stars that night, to stop for interviews, the French reporters told us that they couldn’t stand her, that she was a stuck up bitch, and when I pressed them on why, they just said she’s “been accepted by America”. Full Story

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The Fringe is gone...but those tights

July 12, 2010 07:46:19 Posted at July 12, 2010 07:46:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for a reader called Kris who wrote to me last week with a request: I've developed a completely inappropriate amount of quiver for Sam Worthington. And I need your help. To kill it or, at least, dampen it slightly? His weeness has not detracted from the quiver. Or The Fringe and her hooker shoes. Full Story

People getting married

July 12, 2010 07:26:40 Posted at July 12, 2010 07:26:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So many people getting married. Got married. Am sure you’ve heard: Carrie Underwood to Mike Fisher, Emily Blunt to John Krasinski... The wedding details should be available on the cover of a magazine some time soon. Can’t wait to see Country Bitch’s gown. Somehow she always tacks it up. Full Story

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Hamm in uniform

July 12, 2010 07:04:26 Posted at July 12, 2010 07:04:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Feels like it’ll be a long week ahead. Jon Hamm came along to make it easier. Suddenly the day seems a little more promising. Jon participated yesterday in the All Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game in Anaheim. As usual, he was everyone’s favourite, even the other famous people, and had a great time, and laughed a lot, and didn’t look great in his uniform but, really, it’s a baseball uniform, it’s almost impossible. Full Story

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July 12, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 12, 2010 06:54:58 Posted at July 12, 2010 06:54:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Rae and the girls Selina, Lynsey, Becky, Amrita, and Whitney – to hen weekends, weddings, and friendship. Love the photo. Send me more after you’re married. To Dana from Angelika – good luck on the new brand and by request, here’s Kanye West at THE DECISION starring LeBron James last week. Full Story

Friday, July 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Sick time is movie time. Old ones you haven't seen for years that appreciate over time. Or are still so bad they're even better when the fever makes you trippy. Legends of the Fall came on yesterday. Holy f-ck Brad Pitt.  Read Full Intro

GOOPy in Paris and a swing

July 9, 2010 15:19:30 Posted at July 9, 2010 15:19:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Really want to wash the stank of Mel Gibson off to start the weekend. Why not with some GOOP? Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted in Paris with her daughter yesterday. She was in town for a Valentino dinner – they’re, like, best friends you know – and is spending a few more days hanging out with her daughter, just she like did with her own father so many years ago. Full Story

Dear Mel: you’re done

July 9, 2010 15:03:23 Posted at July 9, 2010 15:03:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been two weeks of Mel Gibson leaks. Summary: he’s racist, he’s allegedly abusive, he allegedly beat the sh-t out of his baby mother Oksana Grigorieva, and they’re haggling over it in court, and there are tapes. She denies releasing the tapes. And so far there have only been transcripts. Full Story

The Jolie in DC: not very exciting

July 9, 2010 14:38:41 Posted at July 9, 2010 14:38:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie and the cast of Salt were in Washington DC today for the junket. Salt opens on July 23. I hear tracking hasn’t been great. But I also hear no one counts out the Jolie. And will the Jolie show up at Comic-Con the day before Salt hits theatres just to tweak the geeks? Word is Full Story

How Porny is discreet

July 9, 2010 12:54:00 Posted at July 9, 2010 12:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now we’re in a f-ckin’ hurry. A week ago no one knew about my Porny Simpson and her new boyfriend Eric Johnson. Then TMZ broke it on Monday. By Wednesday Us Weekly had them on the cover. And photos of them in Florida suddenly emerged as he took her to a family gathering. Today the paps found them on holiday in Italy. Full Story

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