Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 11:33:44 August 8, 2011 11:33:44

It’s been a lot more than 7 hours and 15 days (Dlisted)

Sometimes a one piece is so much sexier than a bikini (The Superficial)

Colin Farrell shouts out his son (Celebedge)

I wonder if I’d like Avril’s shoes more if someone else were wearing them (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling, a blonde boyfriend (Pop Sugar)

Taylor & Taylor together again! (Just Jared)

What was up with all the Glee this weekend? (Cele|bitchy)

Gaga goes to Britney (Socialite Life)

What’s worse? A pilot drinking in flight or getting blown? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Apparently some f-cking idiot is paying each of these twats a million to attend a party (I'm Not Obsessed)

Brange Family at the show & the Chosen One’s tooth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 10:06:36 August 8, 2011 10:06:36

Maddox is 10. Jesus, that seems old to me. The Jolie has a 10 year old kid. Remember, at the age of 9, Noah Cyrus, Miley’s sister, was dancing up on a pole at a party. So there’s that. 10 just isn’t what it used to be, you know? Anyway, here they all are, in London on Saturday after a performance of Wicked, and Brad looks f-cking hot in his clothes and Angelina looks gross in the legs, and they are looking at each other all happy for the cameras and . Full Story

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Colin makes Jessica smile?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 09:36:35 August 8, 2011 09:36:35

It’s been a month since Justin Timberlake was spotted in Toronto visiting Jessica Biel, leading her to believe, and subsequently tell people, that he was taking her back. He then took off for the Friends With Benefits press tour and proceeded to announce that he’s single. Though they were both at Comic-Con, a day apart, word is there was no time to meet. Full Story

My moment with Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 09:24:13 August 8, 2011 09:24:13

Written by Sarah I have a debate going with my friend T about “meeting” a person versus “seeing” a person. After hearing my Ryan Gosling story, she was like, “Why didn’t you tell me you met Ryan Gosling?” And I was like, “Because there’s no way to get that into a conversation without it being a humble-brag, and also, I didn’t actually meet him. Full Story

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Teen Choice Worst Dressed: Ashley Greene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 08:40:30 August 8, 2011 08:40:30

Personal feelings aside, she needs a proper stylist. There’s no reason a girl this pretty with a body this tight is so often so poorly dressed on a carpet. Or does she just, like, have genetically bad taste... in the same way Jessica Simpson has genetically bad taste? How is this ensemble flattering? It makes her look wide when she isn’t wide. Full Story

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Overkilling stars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 08:23:37 August 8, 2011 08:23:37

I really wanted the Dolce & Gabbana star print dress a month ago. Again, for TIFF. Anne Hathaway has it on for the new cover or Marie Claire UK, and several celebrities have worn several versions of it on carpets all summer. Click here to see the original on the runway, the one I was thinking of, if not for the fact that I think it might be getting overkilled now. Full Story

Will I see you in AMEX’s Room For Thought?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 07:47:36 August 8, 2011 07:47:36

The Tom Travolta hybrid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 07:13:00 August 8, 2011 07:13:00

Isn’t he? If you mashed Tom Cruise and John Travolta together, wouldn’t Taylor Lautner come out the other side? As you know, for a long time now, I’ve been calling him Tom Cruise Jr. But lately he’s added a little Danny Zuko/Tony Manero flavour to his dance routine. I call it Top Gun Grease. Full Story

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Sashay writing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 07:01:26 August 8, 2011 07:01:26

Not sure about these poses Tyra Banks was throwing down last night at Teen Choice. Or that, um, her leather jumpsuit was the best selection on the carpet. But that’s not really why Tyra made the blog today. Tyra made the blog today because Jessica sent me something crazy the other day and I needed to find a way, with photos, to include it. Full Story

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