Pitts 2 and 4 out for ice cream

April 19, 2010 14:01:34 Posted at April 19, 2010 14:01:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pax and The Chosen One were photographed out with their grandparents today on an ice cream errand. Not sure where Pitts 1 and 3 were at. Maybe Miss Zahara couldn't be bothered to leave the house today. Sometimes a baby bitchface just wants to be left alone, you know? I'm no expert like a Brangelunatic but this one seems to be a rare number combination. Full Story

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Scott slims down

April 19, 2010 12:24:14 Posted at April 19, 2010 12:24:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last time we saw Scott Speedman he showed off a bit of a gut - pics attached from last fall. This weekend Scott was spotted at Coachella looking very slimmed down. No more gut. And no more beard after the first day. He shaved part way through the festival and my quiver is answering back with a helllll yes. Full Story

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Cheaters one year later

April 19, 2010 11:34:44 Posted at April 19, 2010 11:34:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been about a year since LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were busted for stepping out on their marriages. Why not celebrate with an appearance at the ACM Awards? After all, cheating is condoned if in the end it was really about “love”. These are two people who were meant to be. And theirs was a force that not even two marriages could tear asunder. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 19, 2010 10:29:49 Posted at April 19, 2010 10:29:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart: he says butch, I say SO cute (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan is half a million dollars in the hole. And she’s not making it up at Coachella (The Superficial)

This is how it looks like to smell like Jennifer Aniston (Popeater)

This is not my Christina Hendricks (Hollywood Tuna)

Jesus and Madonna vs the volcano (Just Jared)

George Clooney and the Italian Queen on the beach and bikinis (Pop Sugar)

Taupe Taupy birthday party (ASL

Dude. If you have to resort to this, TV is all you will EVER be (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I loved Granny Freeze’s ACMs outfit (INO)

Disagreeing with Ebert on Kick-Ass. You? (Cele|bitchy)

Megan Fox’s pretend face

April 19, 2010 09:32:38 Posted at April 19, 2010 09:32:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Megan Fox has been working. She has not been famewhoring, she has not been pap-baiting, and as far as celebrity famewhoring pap-baiting offenders go, she’s actually not the worst. You’ll note, it is possible to go long stretches without seeing Megan Fox “candids”. And it’s IMpossible to go long stretches without seeing Alba/Biel “candids”. Full Story

Sit DOWN Skarsgard

April 19, 2010 09:13:32 Posted at April 19, 2010 09:13:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You don’t get to invite the attention and then complain about it 5 minutes later just because the booze makes you a little ‘roidy, especially not when your anorexic girlfriend was allegedly homewrecking Gwyneth Paltrow’s house just a few months ago and needed an immediate fix to save her reputation. Full Story

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Taylor’s Summer’s Eve

April 19, 2010 08:41:28 Posted at April 19, 2010 08:41:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what I’m calling her dress. Because the lavender and the lace and the embroidery, it all reminds me of a certain generation of delicate ladies who refer to their Summer’s Eves in hushed tones and never miss an afternoon of tea. So why the f-ck is Taylor Swift wearing it? She hurts me with her style. Full Story

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Country Bitch finally wins

April 19, 2010 07:55:28 Posted at April 19, 2010 07:55:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She had to watch Taylor Swift trump her crusty ass at previous award shows, but Carrie Underwood was named Entertainer of the Year last night in Vegas at the Academy of Country Music, her second in a row, and the first female artist to take the honour twice. Well done Country Bitch. Aside from the fact that she kinda blew off Reba McEntire, CB’s acceptance speech wasn’t too grating. Full Story

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Coachella Love

April 19, 2010 07:33:17 Posted at April 19, 2010 07:33:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-ck Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard (more on those two twats later), because as much as they tried, the first couple of Coachella 2010 was indisputably Beyonce and Jay-Z. He performed, and she joined him, and it was the f-cking cutest sh-t ever, and you should watch now before they pull it down because they’ve been pulling all the videos down and you really shouldn’t miss it, especially around the 4:20 mark. Full Story

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Take a good look

April 19, 2010 07:12:12 Posted at April 19, 2010 07:12:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? I know you want to. Why front like you’re not totally checking out her tits. We’re all checking out her tits. Especially after Us Weekly’s report that she had them done, of course we’re examining every ripple and undulation. Until now, she hasn’t given us much of a shot. Full Story

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April 19, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 19, 2010 06:59:30 Posted at April 19, 2010 06:59:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Phelps may not be able to tell us apart, but at least we'll never show our age! Happy 30th birthday, Cher (one week late, but you needed time to adjust). Much love from Friend Chan/Cousin Jen. And Cher – we’re Asian... 30 is NOTHING! It’s 60 that’s scary. Because you know what happens to us then, right? So live it up now. Full Story