Friday, April 16, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Michael Buble, Drake, Justin Bieber, Blue Rodeo, Hedley... all at the Juno Awards from St John’s on Sunday. Don’t forget to watch because you want to win – the official Juno gift bag, the very same one that celebrities and Juno presenters will be receiving, valued at almost $5,000, an exclusive opportunity from LaineyGossip.  Read Full Intro

Tilda is Eva

April 16, 2010 16:09:00 Posted at April 16, 2010 16:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We Need To Talk About Kevin is on my 25 Books list. Click here to view. Not sure if you can love a book like Kevin, but it certainly stays with you. And it attacks that notion, that common refrain you hear all the time from women these days: that childbirth and motherhood is transformative. Full Story

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The Brange kids personality

April 16, 2010 13:34:30 Posted at April 16, 2010 13:34:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See, if they came out at this age, like around 4 years old, and weren’t so f-ckin’ needy with the wanting and the screaming, I’d be more inclined to think about thinking about whether or not to have kids. But goddamn the first few years are a pain in the ass. This is why the Brange they always leave the Holy Twins on their own while they take out the other four. Full Story

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Lollipops & Milkshakes

April 16, 2010 13:10:19 Posted at April 16, 2010 13:10:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do they do all day? Like, is there a tutor situation? That’s probably a dumb question. Whatever she’s doing she’s doing it with Liam. At that age, the intensity you feel, it hurts to be away from each other even for 5 minutes. This is Miley yesterday with Liam sucking on lollipops. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 16, 2010 12:21:05 Posted at April 16, 2010 12:21:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kiefer Sutherland’s Drank Dance (Dlisted)

Lilo is going to Coachella. At this point, maybe she does need the Dr Drew method (The Superficial)

The most pathetic attempt to get you to care about an anorexic and the no-name she married (Popeater)

Why do these Twilight people agree to such cheesy photo shoots? (Hollywood Tuna)

Will Betty White make the Roc Sign? (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston really IS that unoriginal (Pop Sugar)

Emmy Rossum sugar-rapes a museum (The Fab Life)

Amanda Seyfried gets affectionate with her dog (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Oh Whitney please. Please don’t go back to wack crack (Cele|bitchy)

She is considered one of the most stylish women in the world. Normally. (Go Fug Yourself)

The Keeper of Mimi’s Dream

April 16, 2010 11:02:05 Posted at April 16, 2010 11:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi’s been undercover since the Oscars having squeezed every last drop of juice from Precious and no more reason to keep assaulting us with her cheese on the carpet. But I will never tire of it. I worry when I don’t see Mimi every day. I wonder who’s helping her walk. And sit down. Full Story

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Demi’s opening weekend

April 16, 2010 09:45:31 Posted at April 16, 2010 09:45:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore is promoting a new movie. The Joneses is about the perfect family selling a dream. Everything can be bought. The film is receiving mixed reviews but not overwhelming hate. The performances have actually been well received. Demi is playing a mom now. The most flawless, gorgeous mom on the block. Full Story

Adrian goes short

April 16, 2010 09:02:00 Posted at April 16, 2010 09:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And better. Much better. Entourage has resumed production. Adrian Grenier and Kevin Dillon were seen on Sunset yesterday shooting outside a peeler bar. So a lot has changed. Actually he looks great with short hair. It’s exactly what he needed. A purge. Detox. Cutting off any remnants of Ebola. There could have been a promising hiatus movie career for Adrian at one time. Full Story

New breasts, problem jeans

April 16, 2010 08:28:13 Posted at April 16, 2010 08:28:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone was talking about Kate Hudson’s new tits yesterday. A few of you were unwilling to believe it, holding out hope perhaps that it was simply a push-up bra. Well... she hasn’t denied it yet. Her publicist hasn’t slammed the report. So... Anyway, Kate picked up Ryder yesterday from school and did not give the pervs (me) many opportunities to examine her breasts. Full Story

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RDJ back from holiday

April 16, 2010 08:14:51 Posted at April 16, 2010 08:14:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was with his son Indio earlier this week in Rome but yesterday Robert Downey Jr was photographed back in LA, out and about, with his man purse and his vitamin lunch box, working some longer hair. Looks so great and healthy and relaxed and loose. What’s next? After Iron Man 2 they’re trying to fast track shooting on Sherlock Holmes and he has Due Date with Zach Galifianakis in November. Full Story

Courteney’s Happy 3 Hours

April 16, 2010 07:50:43 Posted at April 16, 2010 07:50:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Courteney Cox hit up happy hour yesterday at a place called Casa Vega in Sherman Oaks. For three hours. With this hunk. To drive up interest in their pictures, the photo agency seems to be implying that perhaps something untoward is going on. What? Never. Courteney is a married mother. And married mothers never cheat. Full Story