He doesn’t have keys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2011 13:39:58 May 9, 2011 13:39:58

To his mother’s house. I don’t have keys to my ma’s house either. 37 years old, and she still thinks I’ll sneak home some friends and throw the door open for a raging party. First of all, they don’t even have a liquor cabinet. I actually don’t know many Chinese people who do. Full Story

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Still friends after Facebook

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2011 12:37:01 May 9, 2011 12:37:01

Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg were photographed together in New York this weekend doing a little shopping. As you know, the two became close during The Social Network and are obviously still tight. Remember when we played Video Assumption on them meangirling Justin Timberlake? Click here  Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2011 11:21:49 May 9, 2011 11:21:49

Did I read that right? It’s a FIVE HAND SPAN??? (Dlisted)

It’s not just that Porny is pantless. It’s the way she can turn a pair of YSLs into the most UNelegant sight EVER (The Superficial)

Rich people giving other rich people gifts for rich babies (Popeater)

This doesn’t look like Rose McGowan to me. You? (Hollywood Tuna)

Don’t love Kate Hudson movies, but do love her grey sweater (Pop Sugar)

How does Madonna keep her hat on when she’s riding? (Just Jared)

Paz’s body looks so much less used after retouching (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson, gym rat (Socialite Life

I’d like to see Taylor Swift do the heart wearing the same thing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Penelope Cruz got REALLY dressed up for a movie premiere (I'm Not Obsessed)

The many tiers of Karl’s Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2011 09:29:54 May 9, 2011 09:29:54

So random. There was a dinner in Paris last night to celebrate Karl Lagerfeld. I don’t know the occasion but Karl thinks it’s a stupid question if you asked it. Do we need a reason to celebrate him? “Vanity is the healthiest thing in life.” Vanessa Paradis was there. Effortlessly chic, of course. Full Story

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The Sun Also Rises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2011 09:14:10 May 9, 2011 09:14:10

Written by Duana I feel good about my decision not to watch this show on Thursday nights. There’s a lot going on then, and I also really like this as the first part of the week. Palate-cleansing, in a weird way. Full Story

A phone for my ma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2011 08:39:55 May 9, 2011 08:39:55

Catherine Zeta-Jones is shooting a movie with Gerard Butler, Uma Thurman, and Jessica Biel in New Orleans. She hit up the New Orleans Jazz Festival with her mother, and also Jimmy Buffet’s wife Jane. CZJ is “listed” at 41. If you didn’t know it was her, and you just looked at her phone, and the way she’s tricked it out, would you think she was 41? Or would you put her closer to 65, living in Florida, going to bingo? Or 61, Chinese, hitting up the casino even in a wheelchair? This is what my ma did on Mother’s Day. Full Story

Tyrion and his dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2011 07:10:00 May 9, 2011 07:10:00

How much are you LOVING Game of Thrones? SO much, right? How badass is Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister? Here he is walking his dog in New York this weekend, enjoying some downtime before heading back into production for Season 2. HBO gave it the green light 2 days after the season premiere because, obviously. Full Story

Cheryl Cole’s debut: Savvy or Stupid?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2011 06:52:58 May 9, 2011 06:52:58

Simon Cowell thinks she’s about to become a big hit. Now that her contract’s all ironed out, she’s officially joined US X Factor in America, showing up full pop at the auditions in LA. I can’t decide if this is really stupid or actually really smart. What she’s wearing, I mean. Full Story

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