April 22, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 22, 2010 07:23:46 Posted at April 22, 2010 07:23:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Emily S from Laura & Tony who have requested for you some Iginla, Taylor Kitsch, and RDJ. Enjoy! To Megan who is hard at work on her doctoral comprehensive exams – I too am sorry that Alexander Skarsgard has such sh-t taste in women. Please know I’m commiserating with you, and that once you’re through with studying, we’ll have a hate-off on Bosworth. Full Story

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Excuse me while I get all Chinese on you to start the day but I was browsing through photo agencies and sorted through the images from the Hong Kong Film Awards on the weekend and some of these actors, they were like full blown adults when I was a child - a LONG LONG time ago.  Read Full Intro

Style Porn: Zoe edition

April 21, 2010 15:00:23 Posted at April 21, 2010 15:00:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Win. Her Oscar dress was a rare loss but by and large, Zoe Saldana gets it right. She got it very right last night at The Losers premiere in black amazingness that I *think* is Balmain. And the shoes, and the steeze, and the unbelievable gorgessity... I love it so hard. Sigh. Balmain. Balmain is not low classy. Full Story

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April 21, 2010 13:30:15 Posted at April 21, 2010 13:30:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goddamn I miss Arrested Development. There’s someone who will disagree with me on this article. We might be fighting after this. Because Chris Evans... I don’t get it. Chris Evans showed up at the premiere of The Losers last night and I don’t get it at all. Chris Evans, after all, was chosen over so many young Hollywood actors to play Captain America. Full Story

Dumbest Idea Ever: Tori Spelling edition

April 21, 2010 12:34:56 Posted at April 21, 2010 12:34:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First there was that assf-cked report that Robert Pattinson was lobbying to play Kurt Cobain. Now ABC is apparently developing a talk show featuring Tori Spelling and her “bff”, some random gay they’re still searching for who will bounce off her bones like Will & Grace styles. Really? And people would watch this. Full Story

Aniston or Cyrus?

April 21, 2010 11:51:00 Posted at April 21, 2010 11:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Really wish we still had the poll feature on the site. Jacek – when can we do this? So here’s Jennifer Aniston shooting in Hawaii in short denim shorts. Of course she can. Her body is sick. Pre-Barbados, I went shopping for denim shorts, which I’ve always felt is kinda fraud styles because real ones come from real worn jeans but it’s almost impossible now because we no longer wear our jeans that way when they’re long. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 21, 2010 10:35:08 Posted at April 21, 2010 10:35:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously. At this rate I should start tweeting about my poo (Dlisted)

Gaga gets her curves back. GOOD. (The Superficial)

Sandra Bullock: first the photo, now the real plans. She is throwing down. (Popeater)

She even poses when she’s getting rained on (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna wins the night (Just Jared)

Sienna & Jude head home (Pop Sugar)

Swifty Superhero! (E! Online)

You know, if she wasn’t stamped all Shore styles, she’d be kinda cute (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Bachelor channels the GMD (Towleroad)

What Miss Zahara wants, Miss Zahara gets. But it won’t be a wedding (Cele|bitchy)

Josh & Diane: springtime in New York

April 21, 2010 10:28:11 Posted at April 21, 2010 10:28:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jude & Sienna were featured yesterday. So pretty. But Josh & Diane could probably rival that. They are remarkably similar. Without all the drama. Here they are, Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger, back in New York after his Genie-winning trip last week in Toronto. A very pretty love stroll. Josh has apparently wrapped on this season of Fringe, will resume late summer for the third, and it looks like, for now anyway, that they have some free time. Full Story

Porny’s matchy matchy lace and length

April 21, 2010 09:26:19 Posted at April 21, 2010 09:26:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NO. It’s ... hideous. My Porny Jessica Simpson is back in New York promoting the final episode of her beauty show. As you can see, Porny wanted to match. Jacket, dress, shoes. And a lace pattern. Sausage lace pattern. That cuts her off at the worst length. F-ck them. They keep telling her it’s flattering. Full Story

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Where is your wife?

April 21, 2010 08:45:40 Posted at April 21, 2010 08:45:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A very animated David Beckham was courtside at Game 2 of the Lakers vs the Thunder last night. Staples Centre is busy. Tonight the Kings go against the Canucks. Jacek is all stress. Anyway, as you can see, Becks seemed to be having a great time. His facial hair is less patchy. And he’s all about the plaid these days. Full Story

JLo on the hustle... but not really

April 21, 2010 08:19:41 Posted at April 21, 2010 08:19:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After all, when she’s riding around in a Maybach, how bad can it be? Jennifer Lopez continues to promote The Back-up Plan, showing off a very pretty pair of legs yesterday in New York while on her way to various interviews. It’s those Lanvin shoes again. And she does indeed look amazing. Full Story

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