To them she’s an abomination

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 11:30:59 February 17, 2011 11:30:59

The Italian Queen has made permanent enemy of the MiniVan Majority. And after Team Clooney worked so hard to sell her to them too. But it’s always about the Baby Issue. Didn’t you know it’s always about the Baby Issue? This is why Jennifer Aniston keeps pretending she wants them. Because the minute she were to reveal that she doesn’t, they’d turn on her like they’re judging the Italian Queen. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 10:49:04 February 17, 2011 10:49:04

I really, really, REALLY want this to be true. But it probably isn’t. (The Superficial)

Rolling Stone defends Justin Bieber who didn’t mean to be offensive (Dlisted

Ew. Gross. Why Joe Simpson doesn’t want Ashlee and Pete to reconcile (Popeater)

Vanessa Hudgens: great legs…do you like those thongs? (Hollywood Tuna)

Why is Jakey so clean-shaven? (Pop Sugar)

The new Superman speaks! (Just Jared)

Alba and Honor with Dignity after the announcement (Popoholic)

Well sh-t. Here’s a look that says I know you want me. (Celebuzz)

How many times you think Kellan Lutz looks at this every day? (Towleroad)

Seriously, why is Fashion Week so ghetto this season? (Go Fug Yourself)

Something I was saving…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 09:36:39 February 17, 2011 09:36:39

I don’t post about Michelle Trachtenberg much. Because, obviously. Or maybe not. Maxim just put her on its cover. Total bitch move but I’ll just come right out and say it – we’re talking about a supporting role tv girl here, aren’t we? Sure, I get it. This is a skin rag men’s mag, great. Full Story

Diane & Josh: rings?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 09:15:48 February 17, 2011 09:15:48

There are two things I never notice: pregnancy and wedding rings. You know how when you check someone out, there’s an unconscious but not really list that gets ticked off? For me, it’s always shoes, then hair, then skin, then I want to know about the body, how they look in those pants/skirt/dress, then I spend a few seconds judging the pants/skirt/dress, and at that point it’s impolite to keep staring so I look away and fixate on someone else. Full Story

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Vile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 08:11:07 February 17, 2011 08:11:07

What is it about certain middle-aged men and their lack of awareness? The common assumption is that women fear loneliness more than men. Kelsey Grammer is making a really good case for equality in that category. And it’s probably more than loneliness too. It’s a loneliness-ego combination. Full Story

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Rubber suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 08:00:42 February 17, 2011 08:00:42

How else would you describe it? This is Lady Gaga at Good Morning America today arriving in typical crazy ass fashion, wearing a rubber suit, like literally a suit, with nipple tape and, by her standards, a rather ordinary hat. Yesterday, while out and about, she was almost conservative, in a denim jacket, leggings, and biker boots. Full Story

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Hearing Vanessa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 07:33:56 February 17, 2011 07:33:56

Vanessa Paradis performed at Town Hall in New York last night. Johnny Depp was in the house to support her. The two were photographed leaving the venue together. It’s her first tour in over a decade to promote the release of her greatest hits album. She’s been doing this for 23 years. What? Yeah 23 years. Full Story

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February 17, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 07:08:15 February 17, 2011 07:08:15

Congratulations Michelle with love from your old Western roommate Karen! She requested for you some photos of The Rock (hilarious) and Michael C Hall for whom you postponed the engagement? Indeed, television can be that important! And for Maram K in Egypt from your sister Sarah in Ottawa who admires so much the work you’ve been doing as a youth organiser for the Egyptian revolution. Full Story

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I’ve been namechecking Adele a lot lately because the songs off her upcoming second album 21 are so much amazingness. She performed at the Brit Awards in London last night and, well, you listen for yourself below. Watch her at the end too.  Read Full Intro

Tom Hardy’s broken heart?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2011 14:16:00 February 16, 2011 14:16:00

Tom Hardy won the Rising Star Award at the BAFTAs the other night but didn’t show up to collect. Now London gossips are rumour-ing that he bailed on the event because he’s despondent about ending his engagement. Supposedly Charlotte Riley broke it off with him and he’s been pleading with her to take him back. Full Story

No changes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2011 13:30:12 February 16, 2011 13:30:12

Avril Lavigne attended the Brit Awards last night in London. While on the carpet, with her hair dyed all different colours, she stuck out her tongue and lifted her middle finger. How long has this been? Almost 10 years, it has to be, right? So some artists constantly reinvent. And others… don’t f-cking move. Full Story

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