Smutty Tingles

April 14, 2010 11:13:11 Posted at April 14, 2010 11:13:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heidi’s plastics bite the hand that made them (The Superficial)

So what’s worse? Whitney unplugged or JLo unplugged? (Dlisted)

What? Madge doesn’t know Glee??? (Popeater)

My doppelganger is blonde now. But still stank. (Hollywood Tuna

Kellan Lutz bares his nipples. Again. Because, really, what else does he have? (Just Jared)

Becks goes to the game in plaid with cast (Pop Sugar)

Matthew Fox’s flower-losing (The Blemish)

Why does everyone look like a Real Housewife of Something these days? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Scarjo’s great new ads for Mango (Popoholic)

Is he wearing pants…or a diaper? (Go Fug Yourself)

Pippy’s love triangle?

April 14, 2010 10:00:25 Posted at April 14, 2010 10:00:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly’s cover features Pipsqueak in the middle flanked by Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel. Us was also the publication several months ago that reported that Justin and Jessica had split, just before she apparently rushed back to LA from Vancouver to plead with him to reconsider their relationship. Full Story

Twilight unfinished

April 14, 2010 09:25:00 Posted at April 14, 2010 09:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive Twilight Eclipse opens in June. But the film isn’t ready yet. Multiple sources have confirmed to me that some key scenes need to be reshot including footage between “Bella” and “Edward” in the meadow and a few fight sequences. They’ve been waiting for weeks to confirm dates but have had to work around Robert Pattinson’s schedule. Full Story

Gwyneth’s 1994

April 14, 2010 09:11:00 Posted at April 14, 2010 09:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive What was she doing then? Who was she loving? Oh you remember, don’t you? As noted yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow taped an episode of The Marriage Ref this week. Thanks to JJ I can report some exclusive details about the episode obviously before they edit. My G is on a panel with Jerry Seinfeld and a comic called Greg Giraldo. Full Story

RiRi is the new Kate Hudson?

April 14, 2010 08:27:00 Posted at April 14, 2010 08:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well... not quite yet. Baseball is a long ass season. But it’s not a bad start so far. Rihanna recently confirmed that she’s dating Dodger Matt Kemp. She showed up at the LA Dodgers home opener yesterday to cheer on her man...and her man hit a home run. Not bad rude girl, not bad at all. Full Story

Will Schuester I Hate You

April 14, 2010 08:05:10 Posted at April 14, 2010 08:05:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best part of Glee last night? Sue Sylvester’s Vogue, right? When I was in high school, our drama program put on a week of “Circus” performances for local elementary schools every yeaer. It was a huge production, we worked on it for months, and for two years in a row, my best friend EB and I choreographed a Madonna routine that became the highpoint of the show. Full Story

April 14, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 14, 2010 07:49:00 Posted at April 14, 2010 07:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

"PARTY | JARDIN. The dress code is GLAMOROUS at the Jardin After Party in support of POGO (Pediatric Oncology Group of Ontario). With its urban garden theme, live entertainment, host bar and dancing, this is the must attend event of Spring 2010 and named one of the best for two years running by the National Post! Join more than 400 of Toronto’s hip social set at the Liberty Grand Entertainment Complex on Saturday April 24th starting at 9:30 pm as we celebrate POGO’s achievements in helping children with cancer in this province. Full Story

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Dear Gossips,

There’s a rumour floating around (thanks Liane!) that Gwyneth Paltrow very recently taped an episode of The Marriage Ref with Jerry Seinfeld. Well of course she did. They’re all, like, Hamptons friends. She has them over for steamed cod.  Read Full Intro

I used to think it was her...

April 13, 2010 14:46:13 Posted at April 13, 2010 14:46:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elsa Pataky I mean. With the fake castle and the closed-eye posing in Hello Magazine, I thought it was her cheese and not his. For a long time those voices in my head whispered – what if it’s actually HIM? My mother always says: You face to the truth! I face to the truth and the truth is: Adrien might be Dunhill on the outside, but he’s totally Ed Hardy on the inside. Full Story

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Jay-Z’s BitchFace

April 13, 2010 13:43:59 Posted at April 13, 2010 13:43:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was leaving dinner last night in New York when some dude tried to offer him candy. The look on Jay’s face makes my life. This man was an official salesman so I guess it’s not so bad but it reminds me of a time when I was at a junket and some fans (adults) were waiting outside the hotel for, I don’t know, Colin Firth to arrive or something, and they had baked goods with them that they brought from home that they brought for him as a gift. Full Story

Jakey wants to be on the 5

April 13, 2010 13:00:16 Posted at April 13, 2010 13:00:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lately he really does. Totally campaigning for it. Jake Gyllenhaal is on the cover of the new GQ just in time for Prince of Persia and while I don’t love the cover shot they chose because it makes his head look way too big, the photos inside are really, really cute. Not hot, but cute. Not look at me I’m so pretty with my mouth open Robert Pattison styles but goofy and silly and dorky and it totally makes up for the pants which, if I’m honest, even with a stylist, still aren’t fitting just right. Full Story