Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 10:58:23 July 28, 2011 10:58:23

This sh-t is TIRED. (The Superficial)

I feel like Paz just puts it on now. Everyone’s into the Paz now. It’s time to move on. (Dlisted)

Sandra Bullock’s little Louis has a newsboy cap too! (Pop Sugar)

Tami Taylor in purple y’all! (Hollywood Tuna)

Chloe Moretz already loves covering magazines (Just Jared)

Jean shorts never look like this on me (Popoholic)

Leighton loves her dog more than her mother and… can you blame her? (Celebuzz)

I could only make it through 30 seconds of this. Not because it’s bad, because it’s hard to tell, but because it’s like being WITH a Twi-Hard while it touches itself which… I might need an entire day to recover (Evil Beet Gossip)

Denise Richards wishes she didn’t get fake breasts (ICYDK)

Um, why is Gaga dressed so…normally??? (Go Fug Yourself)

Photo Assumption: Rachel & Daniel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 10:07:37 July 28, 2011 10:07:37

Rachel Weisz has been promoting The Whistleblower in New York. There was a premiere last night and then an afterparty. She was spotted leaving hand in hand with husband Daniel Craig. He never smiles, as you know, when he gets papped, but in photo assuming these shots, does he seem extra tense to you? I’ve noted all along for years that that man is wound. Full Story

Handpicked by George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 09:34:19 July 28, 2011 09:34:19

The Ides of March trailer was released yesterday after the poster came out the day before. George Clooney is the director and he adapted the screenplay with Grant Heslov but even though Clooney is the big name, the story is all Ryan Gosling. It all hinges on Ryan Gosling. And this is why George Clooney handpicked Ryan Gosling. Full Story

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Henry Cavill: not photogenic and bad pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 08:35:51 July 28, 2011 08:35:51

Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s beautiful. Elegant, strong, handsome. Full Story

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UN-hearing happened before

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 07:36:20 July 28, 2011 07:36:20

Many of you are mad at me about this article from yesterday about Colin Firth’s hideous American accent in the new trailer for Main Street. Well, it turns out this moment was foretold a few years ago on Saturday Night Live. Thanks to Kristy and Lindsay for the reminder. Full Story

Peeta & Gale cover EW

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 07:13:05 July 28, 2011 07:13:05

New issue of Entertainment Weekly features the boys of The Hunger Games movie, Liam Hemsworth as Gale and Josh Hutcherson as Peeta. Yeah OK, I totally feel Gale. But Gale was never the major problem. It was Peeta who was stressing us out. So how do you feel now? Apparently director Gary Ross lobbied really hard to cast Josh Hutcherson in the role. Full Story

July 28, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 07:05:00 July 28, 2011 07:05:00

Tadao! Happy Birthday! As you said, you and I don’t agree on Chris Evans. But I do hear he was good in Captain America. And he’s not up his own ass like Justin Timberlake. And he was smart enough to get rid of Shelfy before she became a problem. And he’s alright in this picture too. Full Story

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Now that I’m home, with a proper internet connection, I’ve been catching up on videos, trailers, clips I couldn’t stream while working from the bullsh-t hotel wireless. At this point, isn’t that a basic? Like hot water? Yes, I am a first world ingrate.  Read Full Intro

When what makes sense doesn’t actually work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 13:59:35 July 27, 2011 13:59:35

In a certain celebrity matchmaking universe, Ellen Page + Jesse Eisenberg would constitute a duh, oh yeah, totally slamdunk. Look at those quirky hipsters with their weird ticks, and the way they both speedtalk, and he hasn’t watched tv or a movie since 1988 and neither has she because they spend all their time collecting chairs with only 3 legs and reading Kant! They belong together! Except, as is often the case when two people totally belong together on paper, when you put them together it becomes kinda . Full Story

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Bad trailer but it offers a glimpse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 12:27:17 July 27, 2011 12:27:17

When you woke up today, did you think I’d compliment Robert Pattinson OVER Colin Firth? I am about to. So, in our ongoing review of new trailers I may have missed over the last week or so due to sh-tty wireless at Comic-Con, this is the one they’ve released for Bel Ami due in theatres.. Full Story