One Green Prune

April 15, 2010 12:48:46 Posted at April 15, 2010 12:48:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s always better when the prunes double up but they have separate identities now. Still can’t distinguish what those identities might be but these are their wishes, we must respect them. Try. So MK Olsen turned up yesterday at the Grand opening celebration of Otarian: The Planet's Most Sustainable Restaurant on Bleecker Street in New York. Full Story

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April 15, 2010 11:32:30 Posted at April 15, 2010 11:32:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Finally. Kick-Ass opens tomorrow. I’d been jacked for Kick-Ass for several months as the online campaign began to gain momentum. I saw it at a press screening several weeks ago in an empty theatre with a handful of journalists and loved every minute. But I can’t wait to see it again with a full audience and… well… the opening credits. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 15, 2010 11:01:39 Posted at April 15, 2010 11:01:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lilo bails on court, goes and gets f-cked up instead. What’s up Dina!?! (The Superficial)

This…is bad enough. But imagine – there’s a broad out there who wants to MARRY HIM (Dlisted)

Celine Dion on paper. Read this and hear her voice. It’s The Best. (Popeater)

He says old lady, but I see Susan Sarandon and I can say not many other bitches could make this dress like she can (Hollywood Tuna)

OK so I don’t mean to preach, because I shouldn’t, but should a Men’s Health cover be a smoker? (Just Jared)

Don’t hurt my Jakey! (Pop Sugar)

Angie loves working with Brad (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

So somehow this sh-t got famous. And no one is watching Friday Night Lights. Great. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gemma Arterton. Great face. (Popoholic)

Amazing! Soft core True Blood. LOOK AT THEIR PRETEND ERIC! (Towleroad)

Frozen Yoghurt for Granny Freeze

April 15, 2010 09:59:52 Posted at April 15, 2010 09:59:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She and Keith Urban were photographed out for froyo yesterday with Sunday Rose in Studio City. Gran is currently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Weird, non? Of course Nicole would never, ever be living in Hollywood it not for the work. What? Of course not. She’s so down home Nashville. Full Story

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Pip & Shelfy & Matt Morris

April 15, 2010 09:27:01 Posted at April 15, 2010 09:27:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This week’s Us Weekly is about Pippy’s love triangle – Cammie D vs Shelfy Biel and he’s loving every minute, deliberately “torturing” Jessica while he’s at work with Diaz. But as I wrote yesterday, Beige Biel has to swallow it. Because what else is there? While Cameron receives script after script, Biel is waiting for everyone else to pass before she can get her shot. Full Story

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She needs this

April 15, 2010 08:55:59 Posted at April 15, 2010 08:55:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez’s Louboutins, the song, wasn’t the hit she had hoped. And she’s had label problems. And despite her statement that she’s signing with Def Jam (has Def Jam even made that confirmation announcement yet?) there’s no doubt her status in the recording industry is not what it was in 2000. Full Story

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Jon Hamm, tight white shirt

April 15, 2010 08:25:24 Posted at April 15, 2010 08:25:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. Why do I need to sell this to you? It’s Jon Hamm. THE END. He’s working on Mad Men, he was photographed on break yesterday, he hit up craft services, he’s beautiful and kind and perfect and funny, even when he’s not funny. Have you ever seen the video of Jon backstage at the Emmys and his joke bombs and he’s adorable anyway? Obviously it helps that he’s wearing the motherf-cking sh-t out of that suit. Full Story

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April 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 15, 2010 07:36:28 Posted at April 15, 2010 07:36:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Simone – good luck on Friday and CONGRATULATIONS! Admire you so much for going back to school. You’re right. It is NEVER too late. Celebrate this weekend AND on June 18. And if I’m around, I’ll toast you too with the girls! Happy belated Birthday Emily! 21 with 12 years experience sounds good. Full Story

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Today is Tabloid Wednesday. And none of them are accusing Angelina Jolie of abusing Brad Pitt and her children. Or cheating with the President of France. So far. Instead Star Magazine says she’s 3 months pregnant. It’s either one way or the other with those two: break up or babies.  Read Full Intro

She really does have a great ass

April 14, 2010 15:46:55 Posted at April 14, 2010 15:46:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston hikes up her jeans today on the set of Just Go With It with Adam Sandler. A really great ass. It could rival her hair. But dude, what is her deal with wedge heels? And why Lola Vie??? According to Life & Style (I know…) Aniston is launching her own fragrance. And she’s calling it Lola Vie Really? Lola Vie? Yeah, she’s full of clichés but Lola Vie? Even by her Chicken Soup cliché standards Lola Vie seems rather bromidic. Full Story