Thursday, April 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Gross. That’s what I think of Tiger Woods’s new Nike ad. Seth and Amy say... Really? They thought it would be a good idea to exploit his deceased father’s voice to help support his contention that he’s a changed man.  Read Full Intro

Vajazzling works quickly

April 8, 2010 17:02:33 Posted at April 8, 2010 17:02:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Size 2 Love broke up with Jamie Kennedy like 5 minutes ago. Already her bedazzled vagina has hooked up another companion. His name is John Asher. He is the ex husband of Jenny McCarthy, the father of her son Evan. Supposedly John couldn’t handle Evan’s autism. Jenny doesn’t speak too highly of him. Full Story

Gwyneth, Moses, and Grandma

April 8, 2010 14:34:00 Posted at April 8, 2010 14:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In New York. Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow with her mom Blythe Danner and her son Moses out for a walk today. As you can see, Moses is a Star wars fan. Very cute. Gwyneth is in NY and will be co-chairing some kind of community event with a few other celebrities. We’re also now less than a month away from the theatrical release of Iron Man 2. Full Story

The French love Tom Cruise Jr

April 8, 2010 14:01:47 Posted at April 8, 2010 14:01:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Lautner is in Paris today for some kind of autograph session. As you can see, they queued for hours for a glimpse at Tom Cruise Jr. It must have been this awesome poster. I mean... if that doesn’t say “I’m a cool man jack!” then my ma ain’t Chinese. TCJ is totally workin’ the leather jacket and the white tee and the jeans and the hard stare. Full Story

Geeking out over the twins

April 8, 2010 12:56:00 Posted at April 8, 2010 12:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am. Every day my sadistic friend Laura has been torturing me with her emails. Laura is in Toronto. Which is in Ontario. Where the Ontario Science Centre is. And opening tomorrow, at the Ontario Science Centre, is the Harry Potter Exhibition. Chris Fisher, another producer at etalk, went to cover the exhibit for the show and brought her back some goodies. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 8, 2010 12:32:00 Posted at April 8, 2010 12:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan really needs to stop modelling her own clothes (The Superficial)

Hot Harry on a Horse hobbles the old ladies (Dlisted)

Tiger’s Nike ad reimagined – AMAZING (Popeater)

Oh look. What a surprise. Scabby is traaassshed (Hollywood Tuna)

A reader called Joanne told me Alexander Skarsgard looks like Dwight Schrute. Now I can’t see him the same way ever again (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson really needs to hire a better costume designer (Pop Sugar)

Rihanna confirms her BF (Hollywood Life)

Ebola’s straw hair frames her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Megan Fox gets the early (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls and I are fighting over Ashlee Simpson. Because I think this looks cute (Go Fug Yourself)

From one extreme to the other

April 8, 2010 11:01:12 Posted at April 8, 2010 11:01:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As noted earlier this week, that Grazia report about George Clooney giving up the Italian Queen was totally full of sh-t. She made him issue an immediate denial and then she showed up on set in Hawaii to hold his hand. Am I the only one who is amused that they eat at craft? It’s like they’re real people who can handle real food! So no, not breaking up, not splitting. Full Story

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She says her face is her own

April 8, 2010 10:25:19 Posted at April 8, 2010 10:25:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore is talking about her body but not her face in the new issue of UK Elle. Now 47 and looking, really, better than ever, Demi claims that she’s finally happy with her body because she finally stopped caring. She was fixated on fitness at one point but now... get ready for it... ugh... She’s “let go”. Full Story

Glee Oprah Vogue

April 8, 2010 09:42:00 Posted at April 8, 2010 09:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was at an event a while ago talking to an “Oh I Know” girl, you know that girl? She knows everything. Everything is an Oh I Know. This is the best place to buy cheese – Oh I Know. I love this song – Oh I Know. I can’t find an affordable townhouse – Oh I Know. Few things in life are as annoying as the Oh I Know girl. Full Story

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Carrie vs Jakey

April 8, 2010 08:37:01 Posted at April 8, 2010 08:37:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker has been awfully visible lately. Maybe because of the weather. It’s warm and sunny in New York and she’s walking her kid to school with a twin attached to her chest as the paps pap away. Last night SJP turned up to support Bravo’s Work of Art: The Next Great Artist, a show she is co-producing. Full Story

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She says she didn’t cheat...

April 8, 2010 07:51:29 Posted at April 8, 2010 07:51:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But no one believes her. When I saw them together last month at the Chateau Marmont, he did seem really into her. They make a disgustingly attractive couple. And although they keep f-cking around with her makeup and her hair and her clothes on Gossip Girl, Jessica is GORGEOUS. But according to Page Six Full Story