Her date is making me crazy

July 2, 2010 09:45:25 Posted at July 2, 2010 09:45:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because I’ve seen him in a movie, or a tv show, as a supporting supporting player, and I can’t place it. Have been thinking about it all morning and I can’t place it. Can you place it? I don’t need his name. I just need to know what he was in. The identity, really, is unimportant. Full Story

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Midlife Cock kills The Beaver

July 2, 2010 09:05:35 Posted at July 2, 2010 09:05:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The midlife cock belongs to Mel Gibson for obvious reasons. The Beaver is the title of his upcoming film, directed by Jodie Foster, originally planned for release in October. That is until this week, when Radar published excerpts from recordings of an abusive argument alleged to involve Gibson and his estranged baby mother Oksana Grigorieva. Full Story

They could be in West Egg

July 2, 2010 08:19:47 Posted at July 2, 2010 08:19:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson were on the set of Water for Elephants yesterday and appeared to be shooting a fancy party scene which could be a fancy party scene from The Great Gatsby, and not only because of the era. Reese has long been spoken of as a possible Daisy Buchanan and Pattinson, with his new short hair neatly combed, certainly could pass for a character in the novel although I’d say right now, he’s more Nick Carraway than anyone else since he’s yet to develop the gravitas of the iconic Jay Gatsby or the spoiled wasteful air of Tom Buchanan. Full Story

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Chicken Fried fresh summer crazy

July 2, 2010 07:31:58 Posted at July 2, 2010 07:31:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Jesus Lord, what the F-CK is happening here? Chicken Fried Britney hit up a Starbucks yesterday with her bodyguard and decided to dress up for the occasion. Her weave cooperated as well. And for some reason, she was extra animated on the way to the car in the parking, happy one minute, agitated the next, and freaking our sh-t out as a result. Full Story

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July 2, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 2, 2010 07:00:09 Posted at July 2, 2010 07:00:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 27th Birthday on Sunday to my firecracker girl Christina Q in San Diego! Another birthday in paradise? Love and big hugs to all from Mom! Happy Birthday Sabrina on Sunday from Tamara who is very much looking forward to visiting in August for cocktails, Eclipse, and gossip.  Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 1, 2010 10:40:30 Posted at July 1, 2010 10:40:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am spending the rest of the day at Lilith Fair. Will be tweeting from the event – click here for my Twitter. Wishing you a Happy Canada Day and a safe holiday weekend! Will be blogging on regular schedule tomorrow.

Miley sunburned and torn and bra-flashing (The Superficial)

Another Nicole Kidman. Why do they LIE when their faces can’t help them lie? (Dlisted)

One of those Kardashians gets airbrushed (Hollywood Tuna)

Well aren’t you SO HAPPY now that you watched that show? And created a new Christmas tradition??? (Popeater)

Johnny Depp: first pics of his return as Jack Sparrow (Pop Sugar)

Heidi Klum’s child army (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

I’m turned on by Katy Perry + Anna Kournikova (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Vanessa Hudgens working out a denim shirt (Popoholic)

Christina Aguilera pictures from her movie (Just Jared)

Really don’t like Freida Pinto’s red carpet choices (Go Fug Yourself)

Crying Bitch and Crying Men

July 1, 2010 09:25:28 Posted at July 1, 2010 09:25:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Chris Brown cried during his Michael Jackson tribute at the BET Awards on Sunday and made the moment entirely about HIM? Well according to Us Weekly it was all planned from the get. The magazine cites sources who say that right before performing Man in the Mirror, Brown’s bodyguard handed him some eyedrops. Full Story

Happily Separated

July 1, 2010 08:43:11 Posted at July 1, 2010 08:43:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robin Wright was seen in New York yesterday shopping with daughter Dylan. Looks like they were having a great time. Dylan’s dad of course is Sean Penn from whom Robin is separated, this time she says for good. This must be why he told Vanity Fair Full Story

Material Girl at True Blue 24

July 1, 2010 08:07:11 Posted at July 1, 2010 08:07:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Madonna at Macy’s in New York promoting Material Girl, her new fashion line for teens inspired by daughter Lola. As you can see, Madge covered up in a leather jacket and gloves, part for style, certainly, but it also seems that as she ages, she’s becoming more and more reluctant to expose her skin. Full Story

On Canada Day

July 1, 2010 07:50:00 Posted at July 1, 2010 07:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seems fitting to open with a Canadian. Jason Priestley was photographed yesterday in Toluca Lake and from this distance, underneath those shades, he could still be Brandon Walsh. Looks good, right? Jason is returning to television soon having just booked a guest-starring role on the new series Scoundrels on ABC. Full Story