Pose-Hard is a housewife

April 13, 2010 07:43:30 Posted at April 13, 2010 07:43:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lea Michele is Glee’s hardest poser, no doubt. Look at her. So much Try, and so little need. Because Lea Michele is legitimately talented. That voice, that voice is joy. And yet it’s almost as though she’s telling us that that voice, as pure and perfect as it is, simply isn’t enough. Full Story

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April 13, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 13, 2010 07:32:34 Posted at April 13, 2010 07:32:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 24th Birthday Katie in Calgary from Jessie in Toronto! I hear you’re blue...will some old school Ben Affleck cheer you up? To Christi – Happy belated 28th Birthday! Have you recovered from the weekend at Library Square? With love from T Jamie  Full Story

Monday, April 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Tina Fey owned the weekend. Tina Fey’s Date Night opened at #1 juuuuust ahead of Clash of the Titans, earning $27 million, more successful than The Bounty Hunter with Jennifer Aniston and Did You Hear About the Morgans with Sarah Jessica Parker (source  Read Full Intro

CarbFace is a whiny bitch

April 12, 2010 15:47:05 Posted at April 12, 2010 15:47:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Phillippe went on Howard Stern and went waaaahhhh today when asked about his failed relationships. Apparently he’s tired of getting blamed for his split from America’s sweetheart Reese Witherspoon: "I've been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese and I divorced. Full Story

She is Capable and First

April 12, 2010 12:31:56 Posted at April 12, 2010 12:31:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I f-cking love her. Who doesn’t love her? We are fighting if you don’t love her. Meryl Streep has been elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters. The FIRST ACTOR EVER to receive the honour. EVER motherf-ckers. EVER. The only person to be made a member based exclusively on acting achievement. Full Story

Jakey G’s weekend: mom meets the girl

April 12, 2010 12:18:43 Posted at April 12, 2010 12:18:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive As I reported exclusively last week, Jake Gyllenhaal and Isabel Lucas are hooking up in Montreal, were seen just before Easter weekend at a restaurant/lounge called Garde Manger getting sweet on each other. Click here Full Story

Don’t know why you say goodbye...

April 12, 2010 11:37:54 Posted at April 12, 2010 11:37:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I say Hell-o. Glee! The title of the first episode of the new spring season is called Hell-O. I watched it last night. And they make up for a 4 month break by packing in a LOT of content. Stop reading now if you haven’t been catching up on all the Glee articles from Ausiello, from E!, from everyone and everywhere releasing information about the new installment. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 12, 2010 11:23:47 Posted at April 12, 2010 11:23:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Mighty Opes f-cked… HIM? Well no wonder. You know. (Dlisted)

How to Mean Girl Lindsay Lohan. She’s literally GONE. (The Superficial)

Shakira has not forgotten about Haiti (Popeater)

Porny Jessica Simpson tries out the Justin Bieber (Hollywood Tuna)

This is the new piece that Spittle Gerard Butler is trying out his finger on (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart got Robert Pattinson for her birthday. Good gift or bad gift? (Pop Sugar)

Chicken Fried covers up for a change. This time in mustard (ASL)

Heidi Montag’s disgusting body and is she showing some pube? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Little Sci loves pigs, bunnies, and butterflies (INO)

What the Brange Family did this weekend (Cele|bitchy)

Tom Cruise Jr goes shopping

April 12, 2010 10:01:33 Posted at April 12, 2010 10:01:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like someone is teaching him how to dress. Taylor Lautner was still in Europe this weekend on his solo promotional tour promoting Himself and hit up the Belstaff store in Madrid. I wish we had a Belstaff store in Canada. Best.Jackets.Ever. I bought one last year on sale at Basquiat in Vancouver – LOVE it so much. Full Story

Kate and... Colin?

April 12, 2010 09:11:58 Posted at April 12, 2010 09:11:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ummmm... I worry. Kate Hudson, as you know, makes the same movie over and over again. Others afflicted with this problem include Matthew McConaughey, her frequent co-star, and Nicolas Cage who is actually very good in Kick-Ass but otherwise, as you know, keeps looking for treasure stealing cars and preventing natural disasters all at the same time. Full Story

Keanu shaves, Becks doesn’t

April 12, 2010 08:40:18 Posted at April 12, 2010 08:40:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But he really should. It’s a tale of two spotty beards. And not in the gay way. There are no clues in this post. There is only Beard Hate in this post. Beard Hate for dudes with splotchy beards, like Ashton Kutcher and Gary from Team American. Splotchy beards are gross. So of course it’s nice to see Keanu Reeves without his. Full Story

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