Harry Potter trailer porn

June 29, 2010 07:03:06 Posted at June 29, 2010 07:03:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy motherf-cking amazingness of amazing, I’m floating on a permanent Wingardium Leviosa spell this morning because it’s already been 8 times that I’ve watched this trailer, with goosebumps throughout, and tears at parts, even at the sight of these words: THE MOTION PICTURE EVENT OF A GENERATION Why? Because he “has something worth living for”. Full Story

June 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 29, 2010 06:58:33 Posted at June 29, 2010 06:58:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Katie-darling; it breaks my heart that you'll be attending S.M.U.T. without me, and missing out on the amazing photo opportunities we could share. I miss you so much, and mildly resent having to share you with your new husband! Such is life, I suppose. Much love from the mountains, Bons. And for Matt who came last night with Ana and I’m sorry we didn’t have a chance to chat longer, but I see you got in a moment with the Squawking Chicken – please note HER PURSE, which pretty much says it all. Full Story

Monday, June 28, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Of course my favourite moment during last night’s BET Awards was when Patti LaBelle, while performing during the Prince tribute, decided to KICK OFF HER SHOES only to have one land in front Prince himself, picked up by Prince himself, with a twirl, before he passed it off to the woman sitting next to him.

Please.

These are the indelible moments of amazingness, totally unscripted, that make Amazingness unforgettable. Unlike Chris Brown’s Extra tears. We’ll get to that later. Right now it’s about Prince. And how he needs a camera on him at all times. Because I could watch him for two hours straight and not want to change the channel. Ever.

Her SHOE!

The video is below. And all of it should be enjoyed. But if you only have time for THE SHOE, skip to 3:30 to see. I love him so much.

It’s Monday. Am blogging until the Smut Soiree – see you tonight?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

 

Freida flies in, Freida flies out

June 28, 2010 14:00:06 Posted at June 28, 2010 14:00:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Freida Pinto flew in to Vancouver the other day for a quick pre-production visit and flew right back out, seen here at the airport on the weekend. She’ll be back soon enough to begin work on Rise of the Apes with James Franco. Jesus she is beautiful. Hope she and Franco have a make-out scene. It’s been a busy schedule for Freida. Full Story

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Sad Becks is coming home

June 28, 2010 12:39:22 Posted at June 28, 2010 12:39:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Posh and her new extensions. A helpless David Beckham watched on the sideline as his team was defeated by the Germans yesterday in South Africa. There was a disallowed goal that was so f-cking a goal. And that totally changed the dynamic of the game. And it made Becks so sad. He was so sad and so forlorn sitting there in his well tailored suit and his great hair and his hot hotness, of course I wanted to comfort him. Full Story

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Emma on video

June 28, 2010 11:53:44 Posted at June 28, 2010 11:53:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SO f-cking cute I can’t stand it. These are the visuals that make me want to be 20 again. On an unforgettable full day date in New York with that boy who gives you the wind tunnels in your stomach. Emma Watson is dating George Craig. He fronts a band called One Night Only. And he put her in his video. Full Story

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Ashley Greene needs some tough love

June 28, 2010 11:44:42 Posted at June 28, 2010 11:44:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah You know how Lainey wants to be Jessica Simpson’s friend and save her from herself? Well I want to do that for Ashley Greene. Ashley is in need of a life intervention. She needs a (pretend) friend to tell her Hard Truths and help her manage her expectations. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 28, 2010 11:26:35 Posted at June 28, 2010 11:26:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dude, they should just start panhandling already (Dlisted)

Apparently this is not illegal. And judging from her face, she’s happy about it (The Superficial)

Tom Cruise bombs because “he’s the poster child of everything creepy”? (Popeater)

Does anyone still care about Katharine McPhee? (Hollywood Tuna)

Xavier Samuel is also working the boy’s haircut of the moment (Just Jared)

Fried Chicken can pump gas! (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Kwanten cut off a crazy fan? (ASL)

She’s internet famous, apparently (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will Porny now start talking about her poo? I hope so. (INO)

How did Lisa Love allow this much WRONG to happen in her magazine?!? (Cele|bitchy)

The ass of a Queen

June 28, 2010 09:45:02 Posted at June 28, 2010 09:45:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An Italian Queen. THE Italian Queen. She's in her homeland living the George Clooney life for the summer, vacationing at his annual retreat in Lake Como, boating with the girls the other day in a bikini, showing off her tight ass, a crazy ass. Perhaps that's how they communicate. Through her ass. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson next move

June 28, 2010 08:58:11 Posted at June 28, 2010 08:58:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson took a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg this weekend. As you know, Pattinson’s huge profile is entirely based on his role as Edward Cullen in the massively popular Twilight series. And Jeffrey Katzenberg doesn’t do small either. No, Katzenberg specialises in big. Big animation. Full Story

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The Jolie gorgessity

June 28, 2010 08:00:05 Posted at June 28, 2010 08:00:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anna Wintour once said of Angelina Jolie, when trying to choose which photo to use for a Vogue cover, that “this girl doesn’t take a bad picture”. The Jolie gorgessity is on full display this month in the new issue of Vanity Fair. They propped her tits up for the occasion too. Full Story