Katie Holmes > Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 12:05:26 April 28, 2011 12:05:26

A few weeks ago Star Magazine put Katie Holmes on the cover. It was a scandalous headline about drugs but on the inside it was really just an article about some Scientology method and that she’s really into it, much like some people can be really into running marathons, or activities of that require similar ridiculous effort. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 11:54:42 April 28, 2011 11:54:42

What do you think the chances are that she paid the guy to do that? (The Superficial)

How come I haven’t seen one of these for Bella and Edward? (Dlisted)

I will be closer to the wedding than she will be (Popeater)

Big tits, juicy ass, small waist and stripes (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh look, he put 50% into smiling with her (Pop Sugar)

Of course Gisele is in a window striking hot model poses (Just Jared)

Whoa. This is what Justin Timberlake supposedly had a piece of (Popoholic)

Leighton Meester lights it up (Celebuzz)

Bella and Edward challenge Will and Kate on a cover during wedding week. Smart strategy? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Santana gets leered at (Go Fug Yourself)

Colin Firth makes it 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 10:24:00 April 28, 2011 10:24:00

5 what? It wasn’t intended to be this way when I started writing this morning but somehow every post so far has been about the British. So I thought I’d round it out with 5 straight and move on. You ok with Colin Firth? Or are you going to bitch about it because you “don’t care about the Royal Wedding and why don’t you just stop writing about it Lainey because none of my friends are going to watch, and you keep going on about a non-story?” I’ve received maybe a dozen or so emails like this. Full Story

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He’s a dick but it’s kinda true

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 09:34:37 April 28, 2011 09:34:37

Alex Pettyfer reminds me of the quarterback or whatever lead athlete character in a high school sports movie who cannot deal with losing and, like, ends up roughing up his ex-girlfriend, the cheerleader, who is now dating the new kid in town. It’s such a cliché, but that doesn’t mean archetypes don’t exist. Full Story

Putting off the Ultimate Upstage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 08:55:09 April 28, 2011 08:55:09

The Beckhams have come home to London as David and Victoria will be attending the Royal Wedding tomorrow. Becks apparently posted a video on his Facebook page about how excited he is to be going. While Kate Middleton seemed pretty relaxed however with just a day before they turn her into a Princess, it likely won’t be that way for Posh as she continues to grumble inwardly about the timing of being pregnant and having an opportunity like this, to look thin and the most stylish ever, for eve ever, squandered. Full Story

Final rehearsal and the night before

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 07:52:21 April 28, 2011 07:52:21

It was my turn to take the late shift on live channel hits last night for our network from Westminster Abbey. So it was pretty exciting to be reporting on air during Prince William and Kate Middleton’s arrival and departure from their final rehearsal. Flowers were delivered all day. There was activity inside all day. Full Story

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And it begins to end…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 06:46:00 April 28, 2011 06:46:00

There have been teasers and posters and interviews etc, but not yet a proper trailer. Until yesterday. Yesterday the first proper trailer was released for HP 7B. Have you? If no, enjoy it here first. This is what I always say about this series and everything that’s associated with it; I call it the Spirit of Excellence. Full Story

April 28, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 06:39:27 April 28, 2011 06:39:27

To Alison I in Richmond, BC. I’m so sorry to hear about your diagnosis. But I am so inspired to read about your blog. I can imagine it’s been a challenge. Reaching out sounds like a good plan. Click here to learn more about Alison’s story and to share your own experiences. Full Story

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I stayed up all night to watch Game 7 – the Chicago Blackhawks vs the Vancouver Canucks. It started at 3am in London. And went into overtime. Then I had an 8am meeting. But they made it worthwhile. Especially for Jacek who was actually at the game and couldn’t do much else all day from the nerves, as you may have seen when he posted Tingles yesterday.  Read Full Intro

But why not Porny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 13:29:47 April 27, 2011 13:29:47

Jessica Simpson lived up to my nickname for her last night at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Issue party in LA. Looks like a fluffer was hired to jerk off her hair. And she was honoured with the “Style Icon” award. Sure. In fairness, this isn’t the worst she’s ever looked. Full Story

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Scarlett’s boyfriend and his hair gel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 12:23:03 April 27, 2011 12:23:03

Sean Penn showed up at the premiere of Love Hate Love at the Tribeca Film Festival last night in a skinny tie with some gel in his hair like he was trying to work a little Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen into his life. Maybe Scarjo likes it that way. Running her hands through it when it’s all sticky, after she removes her foot off of his balls. Full Story

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