Smutty Tingles

April 7, 2010 12:08:10 Posted at April 7, 2010 12:08:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. PLEASE leave the children out of this (Popeater)

Who writes this sh-t? (Dlisted)

What Tiger Woods does with a casserole (The Superficial)

Only celebrities dress like this in the daytime (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Olsen’s adorable puppy! (Pop Sugar)

Carey Mulligan is gorgeous in Interview (Just Jared)

Jimmy Fallon does it better (E! Online)

Katie’s weird tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Yes! Twilight will have jazz hands! (Towleroad)

Bristol Palin tells your kid not to have sex (Cele|bitchy)

She doesn't seem to be like Alba

April 7, 2010 11:12:25 Posted at April 7, 2010 11:12:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was never a Buffy fan. Stop yelling at me. Duana was. And like many Buffy devotees, there's a soft spot I think in her heart for Sarah Michelle Gellar in the same way that there's a soft spot in mine for Shannen Doherty. The similarities don't end there. Rumours have circulated for years that SMG is a major bitch. Full Story

Divorce Glow

April 7, 2010 10:36:37 Posted at April 7, 2010 10:36:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s obviously not what married people want to hear but Kate Winslet is working some kind of divorce glow. Here she is photographed for the second day in a row this morning with soon-to-be ex husband but still bff, Sam Mendes, taking the children to school. Many of you are convinced that Kate has been subtly enhanced. Full Story

Chicken Fried driving meltdown

April 7, 2010 09:08:19 Posted at April 7, 2010 09:08:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Could just be a case of Photo Assumption but the paps are claiming that Britney and Jason Trawick, her agent boyfriend, had a huge scrap in the car yesterday while she was driving. Which makes him a f-cking dumbass. I’m not the greatest driver in the world but you’re safer with me than you are in a car with Fried Chicken. Full Story

Winona... comeback... again

April 7, 2010 08:49:09 Posted at April 7, 2010 08:49:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well f-ck me gently with a chainsaw... Winona Ryder’s comebacks have started and sputtered several times. This time however, this time seems like the most legitimate and perhaps the last shot. is reporting that Winona has won a major role in the new Ron Howard feature starring Vince Vaughn. Full Story

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Porny is pretending

April 7, 2010 08:15:46 Posted at April 7, 2010 08:15:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am her friend. And friends don’t lie to friends. But Porny, well, I think Porny is lying to me. And I think she’s lying to you too. It’s the new issue of Marie Claire. Here’s what the magazine claims: As Marie Claire's guest beauty editor, Jessica Simpson embraces the new natural look, with air-dried hair and no makeup. Full Story

LipGloss’s hair goes out for charity

April 7, 2010 07:56:58 Posted at April 7, 2010 07:56:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t want to rag on Zac Efron too hard because he was at a charitable event last night for the inaugural St Jude Children’s Hospital Estrellas Por La Vida gala but that hair… it’s hard to ignore that hair. That hair is too distracting. That hair is almost a disservice to the event. Full Story

April 7, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 7, 2010 07:45:24 Posted at April 7, 2010 07:45:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Liz – Happy Belated Birthday! By request, here’s your man Alexander Skarsgard a couple of weeks ago out and about in West Hollywood. Only 2 months to go for True Blood Season 3! Happy Birthday Alex with love from Michelle. Here’s Michael Cera in LA last week in his own clothes which are exactly like his costume clothes. Full Story

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Does it seem...

April 6, 2010 16:13:12 Posted at April 6, 2010 16:13:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like Adrien Brody is always, kinda, posing? Or is his body just made that way? With a lean or something. Adrien and Keanu Reeves were at the 2010 Toyota Pro Celebrity Race Press Day this afternoon along with Patrick Dempsey, Christian Slater, and Brian Austin Green, among others. As you can see, they were all photographed together and only Adrien seems like he’s trying to turn it into a Vogue editorial. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Fro-Yo

April 6, 2010 14:15:15 Posted at April 6, 2010 14:15:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from that busted weave and her boots, it’s not so bad, is it? Relatively speaking. Britney and Jason Trawick went for frozen yoghurt yesterday. Apparently her eye makeup was super smudged and Jason seemed subdued but no crazy sh-t went down. So all in all, a successful outing. Amazingly enough, there’s currently nothing on the Chicken Fried schedule. Full Story