Ol’ Fashioned Kidnappin’

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 11:34:43 March 28, 2011 11:34:43

Written by DuanaOur fast-forward recap of TVD continues with Season 2, Episode 8 – which all of you in the business of recommending got really squeal-y and excited about. Entitled “Rose” for those who keep track. Previously, Stefan had lived in secret for a century, Elena was perturbed she looked exactly the same as Katherine, Stefan drops that the Lockwoods are vampires, Mason tells Tyler the truth about the killy-curse, Katherine killed a masquerade-goer in front of Stefan, some girl harasses Tyler with a stake, and he THROWS her on a desk, which makes Caroline crazy (you guys didn’t think I needed to see that?) as he wolfs out, Elena thinks she and Stefan can’t sneak around anymore, Damon keeps Katherine shut in a crypt even though she says Elena The Doppelganger needs to be protected (by her, one assumes) and someone in a masquerade mask gets all kidnappy on Elena. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 10:30:30 March 28, 2011 10:30:30

Gwen Stefani dresses her kid from Kate Moss’s closet (Dlisted)

What runs in the Federline juice that makes it so potent and plentiful? (The Superficial)

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn wedding date. Gross. (Popeater)

Fergie’s face and her neck don’t match. One is smooth. The other not. (Hollywood Tuna)

Alex Skarsgard in a blue hoodie (Pop Sugar)

Daniel Craig takes to Louis Vuiltton to make sure Jude Law doesn’t get too comfortable with Rachel Weisz? Wishful gossip thinking. (Just Jared)

Chris Brown’s neighbours clearly have better taste than dumb twat fans (Cele|bitchy

Well, he definitely has Prince Charming teeth (Socialite Life)

I wonder if Emmy Rossum has to be told to leave the carpet (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

James Franco – a new video to sell on Twitter (I'm Not Obsessed)

Fourteen & Open-mouthed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 09:46:00 March 28, 2011 09:46:00

Last year for Jacek's birthday (on April 1), I dressed up as Hit Girl. Last year I was into Kick-Ass and Chloe Moretz. Then I interviewed her at Comic-Con and realised she's predictably and disappointintly yet another child star robot, programmed for tv friendly precociousness from 8-12 and early maturation from 13 onwards. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Femme Fatale Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 09:15:09 March 28, 2011 09:15:09

There was a performance in Vegas on Friday. Then she went to San Francisco to tape her mini concert appearance for Good Morning America. All in advance of the release of Femme Fatale on Tuesday. I’ve heard a few songs off the album. Mostly generic dance tracks. There are one or two however that I can pick up the beat and run to on the treadmill. Full Story

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Fathers & Sons & old BFFs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 08:32:35 March 28, 2011 08:32:35

A very youthful Tom Cruise sat courtside at the Laker game on Sunday with son Connor. He looks really good, right? And the heels on his shoes aren’t even that obvious this time. Anyway, Tom was very popular. Many other celebrities came to say hello. Like Vanessa Hudgens who was there with her new piece Josh Hutcherson, sharing pizza and getting over Zac Efron. Full Story

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Shelfy loses another one

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 07:41:53 March 28, 2011 07:41:53

A few weeks ago I hinted that Jessica Biel was being considered for Lois Lane in the new Superman. It all started when she somehow made the shortlist for a part in The Dark Knight Rises. As we all know, the role eventually went to Anne Hathaway. Multiple sources confirm to me however that they liked Biel enough to keep her in mind for something else… And she did indeed have a good shot at it. Full Story

Begging for Movie Stars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 07:10:07 March 28, 2011 07:10:07

Written by Sarah If you follow this site regularly, you’ve probably heard Lainey and the rest of us lamenting the death of the Movie Star. And it’s true—Movie Stars, in capital letters, are a dying breed. They’re few and far between these days. Full Story

Cecilia & Robbie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 06:47:41 March 28, 2011 06:47:41

That’s my first though when I see Keira Knightley and James McAvoy together. You? He was with her in the press room at the Jameson Empire Awards in London last night where she was presented the Hero Award. The dress is lovely on its own, yes. But there’s a little bit of what Duana likes to call “all one colour-ness” happening here, non? Keira is definitely missing her glow. Full Story

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March 28, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 06:28:31 March 28, 2011 06:28:31

Samm! Happy Birthday! Jena, Amber, and Jenn love you so much, even though they have a hard time understanding several members on your Five List. But today, or rather yesterday, is and was about you. So your Five List is profiled here in your honour. Please take very good care. And keep Tiger Mom-ing that girl of yours. Full Story

Friday, March 25, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Of course she had to be late for her own funeral. She was late for everything. Budgets on her films ballooned exponentially because of it. Sometimes the crew would be waiting for hours upon hours until she bothered to get up out of bed.  Read Full Intro