Double Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 15:00:33 September 1, 2010 15:00:33

Oh look. It’s the dry heave-inducing Rossum in LA last night leaving a show at the Troubadour with her very own doppelganger. But of course the Rossum would have a friend twin. My friend Lo had a weird anxiety attack about us both wearing our converse in London last week even though they were different colours. Full Story

Ultimate Fontrum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 13:42:45 September 1, 2010 13:42:45

I never want to be this embarrassed for someone. Because it’s uncomfortable. Embarrassment is awkward and ill-fitting, there’s no pleasure in feeling it, not when it’s related to you, or to someone else. Fontrum is the worst degree of other person embarrassment. And the worst fontrum I’ve felt in a while just happened after reading this report – from The Hollywood Reporter Full Story

Tender Mother Madonna and Teen Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 13:00:13 September 1, 2010 13:00:13

Madonna continues to direct W.E. in London. She also wrote the script... Anyway, Lourdes has been with her mom almost constantly on set – she even has a walk on role – obviously eager to follow in the family business. Has been for a while. Madonna raising a teenager - there are a lot of things I don’t love about Madonna right now but this, this I love so much. Full Story

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Pacey knows Greek mythology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 12:04:17 September 1, 2010 12:04:17

The new issue of NUVO Magazine, published in Vancouver, features our very own Joshua Jackson, photographed in Los Angeles, more handsome than ever. And actually rather erudite. Commenting on the environment and specifically the Gulf oil spill and how it might only be the beginning in a future fraught with more disaster, Josh posited: “Pick your myth—we’re either Pandora or Prometheus or, frankly maybe Icarus. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 11:07:36 September 1, 2010 11:07:36

As temptingly smutty as this sounds, please consider the source. Star Magazine isn’t exactly slamdunk. (Dlisted)

Every day she’s out of rehab, Lilo looks progressively worse (The Superficial)

You loved the song, you’ll love the video. Ain’t that some sh-t. (Popeater)

Would these two please just do it already? (Hollywood Tuna)

My Gwyneth and your George (Just Jared)

Jon Hamm. Now go look. (Pop Sugar)

Lea Michele and Rossum should be best friends (Celebuzz)

We get it Demi Moore. You are hotter than everyone. Now f-ck off. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jon Hamm looks like he’s holding in a fart (The Blemish)

Robin Wright’s replacement is Charlize Theron? (Cele|bitchy)

Her glasses match his jacket

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 10:00:33 September 1, 2010 10:00:33

As declared a couple of weeks ago, any time there are new Cate Blanchett photos, they will get posted. Here’s Cate tonight in Sydney with husband Andrew Upton at the Griffin Theatre’s production of Quack, totally unfussy about her hair, and still steezier than everyone, in Australia and beyond, with a crazy jacket I want so badly and purple rimmed glasses that seem to match her husband’s jacket, a little tacky with those stones on the top edge but somehow, it’s Cate, so it works. Full Story

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Manslinger’s meeting his friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 08:47:25 September 1, 2010 08:47:25

Obviously it’s not the first time. After all, she was with him in Japan a few weeks ago and she’s been on tour with Muse on several stops in Europe, but last night it was a proper dinner in London at The Ivy – this is Kate Hudson with boyfriend Matt Bellamy and his bandmate Dominic Howard – followed by a night at The Groucho Club. Full Story

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That’s not the way to go about it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 08:18:18 September 1, 2010 08:18:18

There’s an art to bouncing back. And while there are some tree hugger girls out there who’ll insist that we should be above it, we never are above it, and it’s pointless to fight it. When it’s time to see the boss who never appreciated you, when there’s a wedding and you’re sure to run into the girl who took your boyfriend, when you know that bitch who backstabbed you in university in English Lit will be at the New Year’s Eve party, of course you want to look toned and stylish and happy. Full Story

Weak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 08:10:57 September 1, 2010 08:10:57

These pictures are making me weak. Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess are back at it in Paris this morning on location for One Day and, well, see for yourself. They’re making it happen. And that is a good movie kiss. The makings of a great movie kiss: some tension off the top, then she initiates, and he tries to resist with his hands in his pockets but ends up overcome by emotion and totally goes for it with his fingers around her neck and his shoulders hitched up, and their foreheads meet at the very end with, hopefully, some tender words exchanged to seal it. Full Story

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Better with his shirt on...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 07:23:11 September 1, 2010 07:23:11

Compared to this, non? But why are these, the new Fans, the modern, post Facebook/Twitter iteration of the Fan, why is it so f-cking crazy??? It’s not just Twi-Hards, although Stephenie Meyer did activate some kind of loser gene in her faithful, it’s also these rabid lunatics who love too much and too wrong, who’ve been known to create alternate universes, frightening UN-realities, and – the best – are willing to share them. Full Story

It’s really a shame about that infection...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 07:03:53 September 1, 2010 07:03:53

And the fact that he’s a vain douche. Because Jared Leto is beautiful. Ageless too. Here he is bike riding in New York yesterday with toned arms and such great bone structure, trying to make you forget that he’s carrying around a bad case of Ebola Paris Hilton infection that SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN simply because he’s so goodlooking. Full Story