Hard for Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 07:32:04 November 23, 2010 07:32:04

Did you watch Natalie Portman on Letterman last night? I actually wasn’t intending to watch it, but I saw pap photos of Jay Pharoah arriving at the studio and I set the PVR to make sure to catch him, and then when Jacek and I turned it on later, there she was as the first guest, and that kicked off 15 minutes of co-jerking between him and Dave, the two of them sharing hard-ons through the television. Full Story

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Monday, November 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So did you love it? You totally loved it, right? Want to talk about it some more? The Harry Potter LiveBlog will go today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Looking forward to hearing your thoughts. And a quick note for those of you in Vancouver – I am hosting the 6th annual Night of New Beginnings gala on Thursday at Birks downtown in support of the Covenant House Vancouver “30 Days for 30 Nights” campaign to raise the funds required to operate our 24 hour Crisis Shelter through the month of December.  Read Full Intro

The last days of JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 14:47:33 November 22, 2010 14:47:33

Tomorrow is her birthday. She will be 18. After the American Music Awards last night – photos attached of Miley on the carpet – she hit up Trousdale for her party in a black leather bra and matching pants. Her ma was there – the one who’s been accused of cheating with Brett Michaels (best story ever) – and so was Demi Moore. Full Story

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Anti-depression coaching for Princesses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 13:17:49 November 22, 2010 13:17:49

The latest on the wedding date seems to be end of April. It’s after Easter and before the Duke of Edinburgh’s 90th birthday AND, most importantly, obviously, it’s before polo season. Don’t let marriage get into the way of the Prince’s polo playing, seen? Anyway, still no official confirmation but it seems as though they are intent on making it happen before the summer. Full Story

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Harry Potter Live Blog - Monday, November 22, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 11:55:00 November 22, 2010 11:55:00

Ready for an hour of Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows? Look forward to reading your thoughts, what you loved, what you didn’t, what you wish was included, what fell flat, speculation about the next, and the glittery bodysuit too. As always please keep the racial business of my board. Sometimes I imagine the liveblog is like the Marauder’s Map and there’s a code phrase to open it: I solemnly swear that I’m a f-cking bitch. Full Story

Girls’ Girls and Virgins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 11:41:01 November 22, 2010 11:41:01

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, I am not a girls' girl. I am fascinated by Lainey’s insights on girls’ girls mainly because I would like to be more of one. But I am still way more comfortable around guys. Girls are often hard for me to relate to/understand which is weird because I am one. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 10:59:07 November 22, 2010 10:59:07

What Ashley Greene can’t give Joe Jonas (Dlisted)

Christina Aguilera is become more and more like Fried Chicken Britney every single day (The Superficial)

William & Kate: the most expensive wedding of all time? (Popeater)

Dear Avril Lavigne: you did this already. Twice. Maybe even three times (Hollywood Tuna)

See? Reese’s regular weekend... AWAY from Tom Hardy (Pop Sugar)

MAJOR f-cking downgrade (Just Jared)

It’s Mimi, but it could totally be Porny (Cele|bitchy

Mark Ruffalo on becoming the Hulk (Socialite Life)

Juliette Lewis in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Michael Buble on the different between Americans and Canadians (I'm Not Obsessed)

Brange’s missing camera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 10:17:58 November 22, 2010 10:17:58

You know Brad Pitt fancies himself a photographer now. You’ve seen him all up on the Jolie’s Hungarian set, taking arty photos of her in her directorial debut. But now X17 claims that Brad has lost his camera, valued at over $20K. There were personal photos on the card. Full Story

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Jakey’s influence?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 09:31:19 November 22, 2010 09:31:19

It was a straightened and fringed Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards last night, a departure from her usual, and signature, hairspray angel ringlets. I like it. Does Jakey like it? Did Jakey recommend it? As of last week, Jakey and Swifty were still together. This weekend though, so far, there have been no sightings. Full Story

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A starving forehead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 08:39:34 November 22, 2010 08:39:34

If ever there was a forehead that looked hungry... Doesn’t this forehead look hungry? This forehead belongs to Kate Bosworth. On Friday night she showed up at a screening for her new movie The Warrior’s Way. Well, she’s in the movie, it’s not really her movie. You know, one of those roles, it could be any girl, as long as she can read. Full Story

FNL in progress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 08:29:00 November 22, 2010 08:29:00

Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 4 I am writing this from a southern cottage of sorts. It’s a new thing for my family to go to so we can spend time together. It’s fun – and sunny– but because my dad is basically a crazy person it also means that I answer questions like “where are you going” constantly, often when the answer is ‘to the cupboard’ or ‘to the bathroom’. Full Story