Blood Brothers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 12:14:16 April 25, 2011 12:14:16

Written by Duana Okay, we are getting close. Some stuff is going to go down. Since Thursday all I’ve been able to think about are Julie Plec’s tweets warning me against spoilers – I made it through the wilderness, somehow I made it through. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 11:23:00 April 25, 2011 11:23:00

What. The. F-ck? Mistress stalking the jilted wife – LeAnn Rimes is a LOSER (Dlisted)

Sorry. This is gross. The head to bicep ratio is gross. (The Superficial)

Hot Harry on a Horse will not be dancing alone on Friday (Popeater)

The lean over blow kiss pose is dumb. It’s even dumber when it’s delivered in a half bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie Holmes in Uggs and a duster scarf (Pop Sugar)

What Jakey looked like in college (Just Jared)

Good. GO then. (Cele|bitchy)

Cute shot of Jessica Alba and her kid (Socialite Life)

I like that Amanda Seyfried went out with barely any makeup on and bummy clothes (Popoholic)

Hate this on Gwen Stefani (I'm Not Obsessed)

Short hair, same shirt?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 10:26:30 April 25, 2011 10:26:30

I really, really like it when Colin Farrell has short hair. The Recruit? Please. That’s too good. SO good. When I was working out beside him practically every day during Oscar week*, his hair wasn’t super long, but it was long-ish. Enough to tuck behind his ears. I’m not saying he looked bad. Full Story

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No one does Smug better…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 09:43:00 April 25, 2011 09:43:00

Than Julia Roberts. Right? She attended the Tribeca Film Festival screening of Jesus Henry Christ on Saturday, a movie about a boy who falls in love with a girl and just wants her to love him. No, not really. But I couldn’t resist. JHC is about a really smart boy trying to find his father because he was conceived in a petrie dish and needs to know where he came from. Full Story

Ron Weasley has a girlfriend!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 08:48:00 April 25, 2011 08:48:00

Rupert Grint is apparently no longer single. Heartbreaker. The Mirror spotted Rupe on Thursday night at a pub in Camden holding hands with Georgia Groome. There’s also another Harry Potter connection. They were there to support George Craig. George is the on/off boyfriend of Emma Watson. Full Story

Emma Watson transfers, not bullied

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 07:57:39 April 25, 2011 07:57:39

Emma Watson announced last month that she’s taking a break from studying. Click here for my initial thoughts on that. Couple of weeks ago there was a report out of the UK – the tabloids here are epic, I’m telling you – that she’d decided to leave Brown because she was being bullied, citing a story that’s been urban legend for over a year now, that I’ve received in my inbox at least a hundred times, about her being in class, getting an answer right, and someone heckling “10 points for Gryffindor”. Full Story

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I doubt Mrs Middleton will be wearing this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 07:28:00 April 25, 2011 07:28:00

Keira Knightley’s brother was married in Glasgow this weekend. Keira was a bridesmaid. Even a movie star can look ordinary in a bridesmaid dress, non? My ma picked out the dresses that my bridesmaids wore. That should tell you the whole story. If I could do it again, I’d say wear your favourite black cocktail. Full Story

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Dystopia is the new Vampire: DIVERGENT

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 06:43:00 April 25, 2011 06:43:00

A book reviewDivergent by Veronica Roth For a while there, we were inundated with vampires. Pop culture everywhere. But The Hunger Games is now the new It franchise. And on its heels, it’s Dystopia everywhere. Is the future so bleak? Are we driving ourselves down into a sh-t pit? Is China the enemy? Megan McCafferty’s latest Bumped comes out tomorrow. Full Story

Lindsay LOHAN gets it in the ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 06:26:31 April 25, 2011 06:26:31

I was at the airport in Vancouver getting ready for my flight to London on Friday when the news crossed my blackberry that Lindsay LOHAN was sentenced to 120 days in jail. Once upon a time that would have been, like, breaking and urgent. Now it’s just a *kanye shrug*. But big f-cking ups to Judge Stephanie Sautner for giving it to her in the ass. Full Story

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April 25, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 06:05:34 April 25, 2011 06:05:34

Happy Birthday Vanessa in Toronto from your sister Ursula who lives far, far away south of the border! Good luck to Twilight’s Charlie Bewley who is running the BMO Vancouver Marathon on Sunday May 1st. I was contacted by Charlie’s BMO Vancouver Marathon campaign publicist a few weeks ago about Charlie’s “Run For Your Life” Campaign, dedicated to the memory of his friend Jocelyn Clark who passed away from cancer in February at the age of 36. Full Story

Friday, April 22, 2011

Dear Gossips,

So…Us Weekly has just named Jessica Simpson their “Style Icon” of the Year. Which…


Then they used an old photo to accompany the article. She hasn’t looked like that in a long time. See below. Compliment or insult?

Happy Easter!

Passover Greetings!

It’s a long weekend in Canada and I’m heading to London tonight for the next week to cover the Royal Wedding for CTV. Will be blogging from there starting Monday. So it’ll be a lighter one today, just a few quick hits.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. This week’s Reveal the Dirt contest – have you entered? Click here and let me know about the girl with the most talent and the biggest projection but who secretly just wants to be the prettiest and the thinnest.