JLo: legs, Idol, Super Bowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2011 09:47:47 February 3, 2011 09:47:47

But first – a programming note! Forgot to mention earlier in the excitement of the New Year: TV LIVEBLOG WITH DUANA goes today at 3pm ET/Noon PT! Back to our regularly scheduled programme: Jennifer Lopez was introduced as the first global brand ambassador for Gillette Venus yesterday at the launch in New York for the “Venus Goddess Fund for Education”. Full Story

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The China-fication of GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2011 08:50:37 February 3, 2011 08:50:37

Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow dedicated an issue of GOOP to Chinese New Year and featured a lady called Adele Reising who recommended a “winter bath” consisting of milk and essential oils. Click here for a refresher. When I asked my ma about a milk bath she said it’s a f-cking waste of money. Full Story

February 3, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2011 08:05:00 February 3, 2011 08:05:00

For Dennis who makes great steaks and who gave me Fiona, the dearest of friends. I signed the petition! Please click here to help preserve the mountain. And Happy 30th Birthday Leigh-Ellen! I love 80s themed parties. Forget about the splotches, focus on the 55 POUNDS that aren’t there anymore – yay you! As for your cleaning situation – can you just clean the bathroom, like the toilet bowl and the sink, where people see, and nothing else? I mean, tell them it’s the Chinese thing. Full Story

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It’s New Year’s Eve! Tonight I’m going to bed in brand new red pyjamas and sleeping on fresh clean sheets, after several loads of laundry and mad cleaning this afternoon. And you? There were a lot of questions following the open yesterday, especially from those in Australia who are so far ahead.  Read Full Intro

Go to film school with I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 15:28:35 February 2, 2011 15:28:35

And you can see him on Broadway too. My friends are always rolling their eyes when I go off about my schedule. I can be insufferably martyr-y about having two jobs, sometimes three, and not sleeping much. As such, I can “oh yeah?” just about anyone when it comes to busy-ness. But not James Franco. Full Story

Kate Hudson’s crush on the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 13:09:05 February 2, 2011 13:09:05

My favourite video of the day. It’s full of double entendres and such. Kate Hudson was in London last week promoting her movie A Little Bit of Heaven. She appeared on the Graham Norton Show (a little overdressed, right?) as part of her media tour. Norton asked her about her crush on the GMD. She’s cute about it, and his pee pee too, and, well, that Norton’s a sly motherf-cker. Full Story

Halle’s replacement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 12:39:23 February 2, 2011 12:39:23

Halle Berry had to drop out of New Year’s Eve so she could devote all her energy to taking down her baby father. Her replacement is Katherine Heigl. It’s amazing to me that Heigl wasn’t involved in this from the beginning, that she wasn’t in Valentine’s Day either. How is it that she also wasn’t in She’s Just Not That Into You? Or was she? Even if she wasn’t, it feels like she was. Full Story

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Year-end Tiger dramas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 12:05:53 February 2, 2011 12:05:53

The Squawking Chicken called it all along that the Year of the Open Mouth Tiger would bring the drama. It’s come in the form of natural disasters, international conflict, digital warfare, economic crises, and much, much more. My mother, who is of the Tiger sign, had a rough one herself. She forgot to get a blessing from the contrarian temple even though she had advance notice that the year would try her. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 11:35:00 February 2, 2011 11:35:00

My friend Lorella came up with the best analogy today: Anderson Cooper is the Julia Roberts of reporters. He puts himself in every story. Agree or disagree? (Dlisted)

When Sh-t meets Diarrhoea – but which is which? (The Superficial)

Leighton Meester has arrived: she’s earned a Kanye West fly-by (Popeater)

Mila Kunis really is so f-cking cute (Hollywood Tuna)

She’s a total Why Is, for sure. But Rachel Bilson really does have such a pretty face (Pop Sugar)

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman namechecks her forehead! (Just Jared)

How to blow and interview a politician by Naomi Campbell (Cele|bitchy)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Christopher Nolan’s new pet pupil (Celebuzz)

Is that dirt on her stomach, or an actual shirt? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How many times did you see Avatar? This is how much James Cameron made off you. (ICYDK)

Guard your belongings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 10:20:11 February 2, 2011 10:20:11

Wonder if this is the Burberry suit for Tom Hardy that I was referring to yesterday. He presented at the Visual Effects Society Awards last night honouring Christopher Nolan and Inception. If I were him I’d keep it out of the reach of Lindsay Lohan, because if there was a way to steal it, that bitch probably would. Full Story

Jen: no babies, Mexican or otherwise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 09:12:00 February 2, 2011 09:12:00

Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They want for her what they have for themselves. Full Story

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