Smutty Tingles

April 5, 2010 11:12:24 Posted at April 5, 2010 11:12:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OMG. He is SO right about Nicolas Cage and Chad Kroeger! (Dlisted)

Yes. Because there’s NO CURE for being an ASSHOLE. (The Superficial)

She makes up a rumour, then she denies it. Is there a “wolf cry” consequences for f-cking around with your marriage? (Popeater)

Heidi Montag has made Audrina’s fake tits somewhat palatable (Hollywood Tuna)

Mischa Barton continues to wear clothes for her old body (Just Jared)

Taylor Lautner has no friends to take to the Laker game (Pop Sugar)

Avril Lavigne trading up? Or down? (ASL)

Don’t know who she is, don’t know what she’s wearing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

SJP’s cute chubby twin already weighs more than she does (INO)

Mary Kate & Ashley Elvira Twins (Cele|bitchy)

Annie running

April 5, 2010 10:00:00 Posted at April 5, 2010 10:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not one to rag on a bitch’s workout gear. Whatever. It’s sometimes worse when she’s head to toe in matching pink Lululemon and a blowout with totally inappropriate footwear. Or the “last chance at love” cougar and her gels nails wafting perfume all over the cardio section hoping to bag a young stud. Full Story

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No Easter for the GMD?

April 5, 2010 09:26:25 Posted at April 5, 2010 09:26:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does Xenu hate the Easter Bunny? Are Church members prohibited from celebrating? Katie Holmes is currently in New York to work on her next film Son of No One. Little Sci is with her and the two have been photographed everywhere the last few days. Yesterday they were out and about enjoying Easter – at the theatre, at a bakery, at a tea party… and no GMD trailing along. Full Story

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Easter Anniversary

April 5, 2010 08:16:36 Posted at April 5, 2010 08:16:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were married 2 years ago yesterday, both of them with a particular affinity for the number 4. Beyonce and Jay-Z celebrated this weekend in New York, first on Saturday at the Broadway performance of Chicago where B busted out the denim booty shorts, and then a romantic dinner on Sunday that featured a flat-shoed Beysus in a demure-ish white print dress. Full Story

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Brange Island

April 5, 2010 07:45:11 Posted at April 5, 2010 07:45:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I guess if I had their resources, I’d do the same thing. On Saturday afternoon, the Brange took their children via boat to nearby San Servolo Island because they had rented it, yes they rented the island, for their private Easter Egg Hunt. Here they are, with all 6 children and their minders, arriving for their adventure. Full Story

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April 5, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 5, 2010 07:17:41 Posted at April 5, 2010 07:17:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday to CindyB, not only a fabulous friend but a fantastic writer. Thanks for the gift of "Exit Unicorns" and "Mermaid in a Bowl of Tears." To celebrate here are some pictures of your Casey, Colin Farrell and your Jamie, Rupert Penry-Jones. Love from the ShamForce. The BC SPCA and the District of Maple Ridge will hold a groundbreaking ceremony tomorrow April 6 for a unique, environmentally friendly animal shelter. Full Story

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Friday, April 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The Gerard Butler Fan Convention – 5th Annual! – was NOT an April Fool’s joke. It is real. And wonderful. And it keeps giving. I hadn’t visited the “agenda” tab until after the article was posted yesterday.  Read Full Intro

I love it when you talk about The Booty

April 2, 2010 12:52:59 Posted at April 2, 2010 12:52:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ready for your weekend lady boner? Ryan Gosling talks about The Booty. In a tight v-neck t-shirt. On camera. Please. You should be half hard already. So TMZ caught up with Ryan the other day and the shooter asked him about watching The Notebook with his girl and his girl gave it up but now she’s got all these other requests and what should he do and Ryan was like – she gave you The Booty, dude, you do what she says. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 2, 2010 12:46:40 Posted at April 2, 2010 12:46:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lilo crank belly bloat! (Dlisted)

Katy Perry has a really great body (The Superficial)

So...this idiot didn’t bother reading the screenplay? (Popeater)

Every day she finds a new way to conduct a photo shoot (Hollywood Tuna)

Not gonna lie. I am JACKED for another Step Up (Just Jared)

Doesn’t look like Carey Mulligan is taking the bus anymore (Pop Sugar)

A rich and divorced body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ricky Martin and his sons at the beach (Towleroad)

Look at this f-cking poll. I HATE PEOPLE (The Fab Life)

Goddamn LeAnn Rhimes is a pathetic bitch (Cele|bitchy)