Porny gets it right and also very wrong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 07:15:42 October 14, 2010 07:15:42

It’s exactly as Sasha said yesterday in the article about the Big Boob Rule – click here for a refresher. Jessica Simpson in a scoop neck under a blazer, I mean f-ck those tits are still crazy but it’s flattering, and she looks good, and there’s nothing suggestively indecent about it. Full Story

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Live with Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 06:54:41 October 14, 2010 06:54:41

As noted earlier, tonight’s 30 Rock will go live. Twice. And both Jon Hamm and Matt Damon will be making guest appearances. Obviously then, Hamm is returning as Dumb Drew. I really love when Liz’s boyfriends get together. Dream, real, whatever, I don’t care. Is Michael Sheen coming along? Please. Full Story

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Dear Gossips,

People Magazine certainly put that together quickly, non? Courteney Cox and David Arquette’s separation only broke on Monday. Most magazines have to close on Monday night to get to newsstands for Wednesday. And they’ve managed to make it their cover story.  Read Full Intro

No Taupe at Chanel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2010 16:32:50 October 13, 2010 16:32:50

Jennifer Garner went to Chanel today in Beverly Hills and left with several bags. I want bags that size full of clothing from Chanel too. If I wore that to Chanel in Vancouver though I probably wouldn’t get the same service. Garner of course as you know from all the pictures the paps take of her with her daughters is a very hands on mom. Full Story

Bruce and The Wasp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2010 13:45:09 October 13, 2010 13:45:09

I’m kinda over Bruce Willis’s I’m-the-chillest-badass-motherf*cker-on-the-block bullsh-t. Dude, we get it. You speak softly because your dick is big. You don’t react to anything because your balls are weighing you down. I mean it’s so obvious. But sometimes it seems forced. Full Story

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Never waste a great hair day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2010 12:42:53 October 13, 2010 12:42:53

It just might be her best physical feature: Sarah Jessica Parker’s hair. I love it. I want it. She has hair that can literally be anything. At least all the things that I’ve always wanted hair to be. This is SJP walking her kid to school today in an amazing blue coat, a purple scarf, a striped dress, and black open toe booties. Full Story

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A Big Boob Rule debated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2010 12:07:16 October 13, 2010 12:07:16

Written by Sasha A great friend of mine who happens to have some perfectly great big knockers told me the other day: “girls with big boobs should NOT wear anything closed off at the top”. Now, I fall into the ‘cupcake category’ so I’ve never had to worry about my chest limiting this particular style choice. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2010 11:10:38 October 13, 2010 11:10:38

Princess AssTalk’s asstalking is LOUD (Dlisted)

Lilo Prison Break should be a show on its own (The Superficial)

How Jennifer Aniston feels about the Cox-Arquette split. Because that’s what really matters (Popeater)

Avril tries to be sexy (Hollywood Tuna)

Sienna Millers really unflattering dress (Just Jared)

Mommy and Baby hair twins (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson’s new cover (Celebuzz)

LeAnn Rimes bends over (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hmmm...yes. A footballer in Chanel (Kickette)

RDJ on staying sober. Please, please do. (Cele|bitchy)

Poo friends?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2010 10:00:00 October 13, 2010 10:00:00

Thanks to all of you who cared about my poo last week after this article. Turns out a LOT of you are obsessed with poo too. There’s even a poo blog. But do NOT google “poo blog” because that one is actually a little too much, even for me. Full Story

Keira & Carey hair twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2010 09:15:33 October 13, 2010 09:15:33

Stylish British hair sisters make me really happy too! Keira Knightley and Carey Mulligan were lovely together today at the London Film Festival photo call for Never Let Me Go. SO cute. The hair is the same-ish now, and they were born 2 months apart, just 25, and both nominated for Oscars, and both among the elites on a short list of top actresses, and neither one of them have these issues Full Story

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Brange together at work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2010 08:33:34 October 13, 2010 08:33:34

This is how I know I still love my job and still – and probably always – care about the smut: the Brange still makes me happy. As lame sh-ts as this sounds, when they are together, and there new photos, and even though I know they know, I get excited. I get excited about posting them, writing about them, analysing them, receiving the hate mail/Brangelunatic fan mail on them, all of it, all of it is super fun. Full Story

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