Thursday, June 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Tim Thomas is a beast. Pure f-cking stud. And Boston, your Bruins, they were a Team the whole way. Well done and deserved. Congratulations! Jacek was not despondent about his Canucks’ loss after the game. He was, rather, more concerned about getting home safely.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 13:05:00 June 16, 2011 13:05:00

We’re travelling today en route for Toronto to see my ma and for the MMVAs and of course SMUT on Monday. Then I’m on the road for the next month. For once, I actually packed. A LOT. But we’ve had to leave extra early due to the Air Canada strike so much of today’s site was pre-written to roll out slowly through the day with no interruptions. Sorry for any inconvenience though and tomorrow it’s gossip as usual. To get caught up on what I’ve missed, please see my smutty friends. Attached – what’s missing me at home!

This week moving in, next week it will be a pregnancy rumour (The Superficial)

Smutty false advertising (Dlisted)

Rihanna is an ambassador (Popeater)

Megan Fox’s replacement (that’s actually shorter than her real name) at Letterman (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia tries to be like Ryan Gosling (Pop Sugar)

WWD thigh thickness (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene claims there’s no makeup but I think I see makeup (Popoholic)

Another day, another star mom dressing up to play (Celebuzz)

Tom Hardy super buff (Towleroad)

Imagine if Kesha was a smell-o-rama? (Go Fug Yourself)

A moment of Jason

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 12:11:38 June 16, 2011 12:11:38

Can we take a moment to enjoy Jason Bateman? That doesn’t require an explanation, does it? And he looks SO GOOD here at The Green Lantern premiere last night. SO good. Those freckles! And young, still, without looking DONE. Boyish without any pull? This is my problem sometimes with Rob Lowe’s face. Full Story

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Blake and the Family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 11:11:27 June 16, 2011 11:11:27

Yesterday I gossip-wished Blake Lively for Hot Harry on a Horse (click here if you missed it) like Grace Kelly styles. Last night she showed up in a white (wedding) gown at the premiere of The Green Lantern. Can you imagine the Queen's face if Kate Middleton had arrived in sheer legs at the Abbey? Blake, obviously, is not part of the Family. Full Story

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Ripping off Star Style: Zoe, SJP, Rachel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 10:41:21 June 16, 2011 10:41:21

Written by Sasha This week I’m answering your doppelgang star style queries. So let’s get started! A lot of you wrote in about Zoe Saldana’s outfit here. No way, no how, could I pull this off without looking like a 9 year old, but obviously Zoe proves this look can be done and quite well I might add. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Megan Fox & the Other Under 30s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 09:49:00 June 16, 2011 09:49:00

Just for fun. From the Maui Film Festival. It’s Megan Fox with Olivia Wilde, Andrew Garfield, and Garrett Hedlund. All of them are receiving awards at the event. I’m not sure Megan’s award is acting related though... Anyway, the way I photo assume this first image it’s like, well, the other three are tight, and then with Megan. Full Story

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What is Pottermore?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 09:06:27 June 16, 2011 09:06:27

If you’re a Harry Potter nerd, you were likely caught up in it yesterday. If you missed it, click here for a backgrounder. So...what is it? JK Rowling launched the Pottermore site – here (note the Sorting Hat in the URL hee!) – but without much more information. Full Story

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Gwyneth the Real Housewife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 08:21:11 June 16, 2011 08:21:11

Her face, it’s looking more and more like one, non? It doesn’t help that the lighting on that carpet was harsh which actually happens more often than you think. Sometimes the venue is just sh-t for light. And they don’t plan ahead to bring extra gear, or a screen, or something to soften it up. Full Story

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Trailer: Our Idiot Brother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 07:53:45 June 16, 2011 07:53:45

It’s not, like, knee-slappingly funny but I wonder if a comedy always has to be knee-slappingly funny. There was a moment, for example, in The Hangover, which I did not consider to be a good movie, when I knee-slap laughed. I did not, however, knee-slap laugh often, if at all, during I Love You Man. Full Story

The Tween Treatment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 07:23:51 June 16, 2011 07:23:51

Written by Sarah I noticed it a few months ago in a cover profile of Robert Pattinson. The journalist kept mentioning how beautiful he was in between sound bites from her subject. I’ve seen Pattinson and he is a very good looking guy. Full Story

Locker Room duties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 07:14:25 June 16, 2011 07:14:25

This has nothing to do with how John Travolta behaves at a spa. But I love that your first instinct was to go there. For Seych who graduated from SFU yesterday and was reading LaineyGossip under the regalia through the boring bits – a riddle by request: You want to know how spoiled celebrities are? Every morning when he goes to the gym and opens up his locker, he expects to find inside a vacuum sealed package containing a set of clean workout clothes. Full Story