Missing Christian

June 16, 2010 12:47:39 Posted at June 16, 2010 12:47:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been too long since Christian Bale was at the movies. Almost a year actually. Public Enemies last summer, right? This summer will be Bale-less as his next feature with Mark Wahlberg, The Fighter, doesn’t yet have a confirmed release date. Bale is slated for the third Batman but that’s still in script, and also a movie with Terrence Malick which means we won’t see it until Emmeline turns 18. Full Story

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Bono on break

June 16, 2010 11:06:02 Posted at June 16, 2010 11:06:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Bono had emergency back surgery in May necessitating the postponement of the North American leg of the U2 360 Degree tour until fall. He’s been convalescing at his home Eze-sur-Mer but on Sunday borrowed Sir Philip Green’s (Topshop) helicopter to go house shopping in Nice close to where the Brange and the Beckhams live. Full Story

Good hair, good suit, good interview

June 16, 2010 10:08:59 Posted at June 16, 2010 10:08:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have a friend with a permanent hard-on for Robert Pattinson. Several of them actually. But this one in particular, she’s been campaigning to change me, to win me over to the “Rob side” as she calls it. And while my consistent response has been to tell her that that kind of “Rob side” terminology only makes her look like more of a loser, she remains undeterred in her efforts. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 16, 2010 09:32:21 Posted at June 16, 2010 09:32:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These kids are getting rich. Look out in 10 years (Popeater)

Kevin Federline Jr is not to blame for her starving herself (Dlisted)

Megan Fox to marry the BAG. Again. (The Superficial)

An Asian abomination with blonde hair and big tits (Hollywood Tuna

Nicole Richie is a long way away from her babies (Pop Sugar)

The Drake riot (The FAB Life)

Amanda Seyfried – gym, dog, gym, dog, exboyfriend. It’s a routine. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Evan Rachel Wood for Gucci (Just Jared)

The beautiful Jolie for the refugees (E! Online)

How Size 2 is hustling for a job (Cele|bitchy)

JailBait’s ear tat

June 16, 2010 08:39:41 Posted at June 16, 2010 08:39:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth arrived at LAX together yesterday holding hands. Am generally not a fan of heel clogs but these are working for me. And I really do love the unaffordable Chanel ones. Hers however look to be another brand. She looks good. She looks good with him. I am afraid to see The Last Song because of him. Full Story

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Sin vs. Sweet: The Game

June 16, 2010 08:33:36 Posted at June 16, 2010 08:33:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Around the world with the GMD

June 16, 2010 08:29:15 Posted at June 16, 2010 08:29:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We are fast approaching the release date of Knight & Day. To promote the film the GMD and Cameron Diaz are travelling the world, almost a city every day in Europe, and they were in what appeared to be matching outfits for press in Austria Tuesday before jetting off to Spain where he was spotted, with Katie Holmes, holding a sleepy Little Sci into their hotel. Full Story

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This hasbeen is so dumb

June 16, 2010 07:57:00 Posted at June 16, 2010 07:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ is reporting that Katie Holmes’s former fiancé Chris Klein was busted this morning in LA for attempting murder with his car. He failed a field sobriety test after the cops spotted him flailing around on the freeway, over twice the legal limit, and was promptly arrested. Full Story

A shirtless career

June 16, 2010 07:27:15 Posted at June 16, 2010 07:27:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Without the charisma of Matthew McConaughey? But this is why Kellan Lutz works out so much. And likely his primary contribution to Immortals. This is Lutz getting costumed yesterday during a cigarette break on the Montreal set in a delightful loincloth that shows off his brawn. He is leaner than I thought. Full Story

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June 16, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 16, 2010 07:16:51 Posted at June 16, 2010 07:16:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Giselle! I’m sorry for your sh-tty day with the technologists yesterday. Assholes. On truly f-cked up days, I pull out the major Mimi. This is for you. Mariah Carey on Cribs. The all time classic. There is NO way you can stay grumpy watching her work out in that dress. And of course all the crazy amazingness that happens in her closet. Full Story

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Have received many emails the last few days asking about this year’s S.M.U.T. As noted, the event is booked for June 28th. SAVE THE DATE! Venue and other information will be posted later this week but, as in other years, space goes super fast.  Read Full Intro