Porny drunk and petty?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 14:16:47 October 28, 2010 14:16:47

It’s my favourite story this week. Remember when Jessica Simpson went out for dinner with her boyfriend at the same restaurant as her ex husband Nick Lachey and ‘Nessa Minnillo? Click here for a refresher. According to Us Weekly, my Porny drank away her insecurities, and then let her bitch out, sniping to a server that, “I hope Vanessa likes her clothes because I bought them for her, since Nick took all my money. Full Story

GOOP cuts Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 13:20:17 October 28, 2010 13:20:17

We’re back to cooking on GOOP this week. Ordinarily this would bore me. But Erin K brilliantly pointed something out – thanks Erin! GOOP is featuring Ina Garten, The Barefoot Contessa. They’re trying out recipes. Whatever. Of course the way Gwyneth tells it, it’s like they’ve been best friends forever. Full Story

TV Live Blog - Thursday, October 28, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 11:52:31 October 28, 2010 11:52:31

As mentioned in the open, Duana and I will be discussing the Mike & Molly/Marie Claire controversy today off the top. Click here if you have yet to read the original article. We will try to include as many of your comments as we can, no matter what your opinion. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 11:10:10 October 28, 2010 11:10:10

A sh-tty ass is a sh-tty ass, skinny or fat (The Superficial)

That looks like really great eye shadow technique (Dlisted)

Cammie after the gym (Pop Sugar)

When a rapist comes to your defence, this is when you know things are bad (Popeater)

Robert Pattinson pays for Halloween (Ok Magazine)

Clooney + Ryan + Evan Rachel Wood (Just Jared)

Lilo would totally rather do porn than give up the beef (E! Online)

Saturday night with Scarlett and Annie! (Celebuzz)

Rihanna braless at book signng (Popoholic)

NO! Brenda Walsh is frump from the front and tired skank from the back (Go Fug Yourself)

Viggo & Poetry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 09:56:43 October 28, 2010 09:56:43

I think once a week a smutty shout-out request comes in for someone’s birthday and they want to include some love for Viggo Mortensen. The problem with Viggo is that he’s rarely out on that scene, so it’s hard to get new photos. There are new photos! And a hot story to go with them. Full Story

Wearing anxiety, Vegas, and boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 09:34:00 October 28, 2010 09:34:00

Written by Sasha (Note from Lainey: thank you for all your style/sex/relationship/ questions for Sasha. I’ve been sending them to her! I’ve also been sending her all your comments from yesterday’s Colin Farrell eyef-ck episode. Full Story

Is this bad posture?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 09:08:03 October 28, 2010 09:08:03

I am not the best judge of good/bad posture because my posture is for sh-t. I have chronic neck and shoulder problems. Also, sometimes, tv vanity rules don’t help either. They always tell you – as Keira Knightley seems to be doing here at the photocall for her new movie Last Night at the Rome Film Festival today – to stick out your chin, forward protrusion of the neck, when you’re being photographed so as to eliminate any, any possibility of a double chin. Full Story

View All 14 Photos

The Dog Whisperer in Victoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 08:40:00 October 28, 2010 08:40:00

Cesar Millan is touring. There was a show in Victoria, British Columbia earlier this week and I have heard from a few people who were there, all with rather negative reviews. Not just like – oh, I didn’t find his information helpful or he just repeats the tv show, nothing new here, but like straight up OFFENDED, full on hate, will never ever support him again. Full Story

Getting comfortable with Mimi & a shot at JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 08:12:54 October 28, 2010 08:12:54

It’s the news that isn’t news. Just a week or so before the release of her new Christmas album, Mimi has confirmed that she and Nick Cannon are indeed expecting. As my mother would say, “I’m so exciting.” If you have immigrant parents, you know exactly how hilarious that is, when they f-ck up their verb conjugations. Full Story