Let me just make a quick call

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2011 07:34:35 March 18, 2011 07:34:35

Yesterday it was reported that Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas had broken up. Conveniently, just a few hours after the news went wide, Greene was papped in New York, in green for the occasion, with her dad, and oh look, shocking, she’s also with Jared Followill, to whom she’s been linked before, and apparently they’re making out again now that she’s done holding hands with a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

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The return of SMG

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2011 07:06:00 March 18, 2011 07:06:00

As previously mentioned, numerous times, I never got into Buffy. But I know that for many of you, including Duana, Buffy was love. Last year I found out there are, like, Buffy sing-a-longs, or something, at Comic-Con. Don’t lie. You would totally go. In this spirit of Buffy devotion, there’s a lot affection out there for Sarah Michelle Gellar. Full Story

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March 18, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2011 06:40:29 March 18, 2011 06:40:29

Happy Birthday Jewelle! Deb asked me to include some Colin Firth/Valmont action for you. I’m such a perv but I had to attach the scene below. Enjoy! Emily! Happy 30th Birthday tomorrow! Fun and dirty sounds about right. Here’s Robert Pattinson to get you started though I’ll spare you the shot of him with the alligator and his tea-pouring hands. Full Story

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Am in London now until Monday. And then, finally, it's home to Vancouver for a short two days, enough time to wash my socks, in time to turn back around and head for Toronto and the Juno Awards. I love London. So much. But I'm homesick for Scotland.  Read Full Intro

Emma Watson kissing a boy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 13:35:43 March 17, 2011 13:35:43

This is the dream they’re creating. An old brand wants to be young. A young face represents the new image. She’s in Paris. She’s so lovely. There’s a boy. It’s a midnight romance. And some hat play, but not dirty, just flirty. And they’re so intoxicatingly delicious to look at. Full Story

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Wardrobe Musts: the Spring Issue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 13:00:19 March 17, 2011 13:00:19

Written by SashaCould Sasha write a column for the essentials for the season? I think it would be great for people like me who update their wardrobe each season with a few pieces.Thanks, H There are lots of different trends going on this season but as usual just keep in mind that you don’t have to LOVE everything that I’m about to tell you. Full Story

Megan Fox is not over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 12:11:00 March 17, 2011 12:11:00

When Michael Bay fired Megan’s pretend face from Transformers 3, a lot of people proclaimed that it was done for her. I’ve noted on several occasions that I didn’t know if I agreed with that. Michael Bay makes big movies, certainly, but he’s also a dickhead. And that’s not exactly a secret. Full Story

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Robo’s boot cut leather pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 11:08:06 March 17, 2011 11:08:06

What makes it even more offensive, Katie Holme’s style problems I mean, is that she’s been hustling around New York this week selling her clothing line Holmes &Yang. Look, a girl doesn’t pimp her own clothing unless she thinks she’s something of a clothing person. But you’ve seen the sh-t that Katie Holmes wears right? So, I’m serious, who gave her the authority? Too obvious? Look at these boot cut leather pants from yesterday. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 10:18:04 March 17, 2011 10:18:04

Suri Cruise and Miss Zahara should have a cut-eye-off! (The Superficial)


Jodie Foster defends Mel Gibson but doesn’t want him around…? (Popeater)

Jessica Alba is so pretty when she’s pregnant (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling with the fans! (Pop Sugar)

Sienna seems to really like this coat (Just Jared)

This broad is SO famous over here in the UK and I don’t get it (Popoholic)

Katy Perry + Kanye – you like? (Buzznet)

Totally feeling Becks in a headband (Pink Is The New Blog)

When Katherine Heigl had good hair. You’ve forgotten, haven’t you? (Go Fug Yourself)

So you can’t wait a couple months?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 09:35:15 March 17, 2011 09:35:15

Reese Witherspoon is getting married a week Saturday. Radar is reporting that the wedding will take place at her ranch in Ojai on March 26. Supposedly she’ll be wearing Monique L’hullier. It’s expected to be a small, intimate affair. Full Story

Bitter fashion bitch needs to Sit DOWN

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 08:19:00 March 17, 2011 08:19:00

I posted a photo of myself on Twitter earlier from my “royal wedding attire” shoot with Hilary Alexander at Selfridges. She styled me in a Matthew Williamson dress that many of you have been asking me to identify. That exquisite hat, however, is from her own personal collection. She said she wants me to wear it on Royal Wedding Day while reporting on the event. Full Story

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