The perfect marriage

March 23, 2010 13:20:39 Posted at March 23, 2010 13:20:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan + Ed Hardy. Right? At this point… definitely. We walked to Fashion Show Mall in Vegas the other day because I was hunting for my Elizabeth & James jacket at Nordstrom which I eventually ended up finding at Neiman Marcus and didn’t end up buying because they’re totally out of my size in store and online and F---------CK is all I have to say about that but on the way there we walked through Treasure Island, which they now call T. Full Story

Sit DOWN Zeta

March 23, 2010 11:20:31 Posted at March 23, 2010 11:20:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Catherine Zeta Jones has been working on Broadway, keeping a low profile, and as mentioned last week, rarely seen publicly with Michael Douglas. Zeta is 40 now. It's a sh-tty reality in Hollywood that that's usually when roles dry up for women. Unless of course it's Meryl Streep. Zeta has made a string of terrible movies. Full Story

Talk show boots

March 23, 2010 10:28:12 Posted at March 23, 2010 10:28:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tina Fey, in addition to all her other jobs, is also busy promoting Date Night. Last night she stopped by Letterman. You’ve seen the Letterman arrivals. They’re always in their tight dresses and high heels. In the rain however, Tina Fey has no time for that. Yellow wellies, very practical. Full Story

Emma’s new hair

March 23, 2010 09:47:00 Posted at March 23, 2010 09:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She had it cut several weeks ago and we haven’t given it its proper due. Looks amazing. Love her so much. Emma Thompson is currently making promotional rounds promoting Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang, due for release in the UK this weekend, not due for release in North America until late August. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 23, 2010 09:24:34 Posted at March 23, 2010 09:24:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stop suggesting Keanu for Sandy B. He’s not a sh-t but he has his own problems (The Superficial)

By her chicken fried standards, this actually isn’t so bad (Dlisted)

America Ferrera talks about her body (Popeater)

Yeah Audrina actually wore this to a marathon (Hollywood Tuna)

This is dressed down for Posh (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler going around in circles (Pop Sugar)

Is Audrina in a tit-off with Heidi? Hers are getting bigger too… (The Blemish)

The worst part is that people, civilians, actually showed up for this to support her. WtF? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This girl has been linked to everyone and I still don’t know who she is. Or care. (Popoholic)

Please. Maggie >>>>>>>>>>>> Mischa! (Go Fug Yourself)

Janet is ageless

March 23, 2010 08:57:59 Posted at March 23, 2010 08:57:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She really is. You bitches will probably say it’s because of the plastic surgery and yeah sure, she’s had a lot of work done but still... there’s a skin amazingness here that can’t be bought. Just take a look at Katherine Jackson. Mrs Jackson is about to turn 80 and doesn’t look a day over 70. Full Story

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Celebrate the BC hairtherapy re-launch in NYC!!

March 23, 2010 08:49:53 Posted at March 23, 2010 08:49:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please be Portman and not Lohan

March 23, 2010 07:34:00 Posted at March 23, 2010 07:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve already noted several times, for the last few months, they have successfully whipped me into a frenzy for Kick-Ass. It’s been a brilliant online campaign. And finally I’m seeing it at a screening later on this morning. Can’t wait. Unfortunately reviews have been embargoed until release. Full Story

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Brad Pitt at Kick-Ass

March 23, 2010 07:03:49 Posted at March 23, 2010 07:03:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well he put his money into it...which means he needs to support it. And it doesn’t seem like he’ll be able to travel back to North America as Kick-Ass approaches its release date stateside so he made the quick trip from Venice to London for the UK premiere last night. Check out a beat down looking Brad Pitt with that beard you hate so much doing his duty for what will hopefully be a massive hit. Full Story

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March 23, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 23, 2010 06:49:56 Posted at March 23, 2010 06:49:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Jennifer – Happy 30th Birthday! I promise you, I PROMISE you will love the decade. Much love to you and to Bailey. Marcus LOVES older women. Roger! It’s the first day of The Year of the Old! You have a LOT of love coming your way next month and a personal message below but from me first because I must thank you for sticking around. Full Story

Monday, March 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

While Sandra Bullock successfully remains in seclusion, Jesse James is being followed every minute every day. And his family too. Paps camped outside the house, his children photographed all the time. Way to go loser. Curiously too, his business is busier than ever.  Read Full Intro