Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2010 10:41:47 October 1, 2010 10:41:47

Is that a pimple? It gets its own square (Dlisted)

Mimi’s Santa Song! (Popeater)

Lindsay’s best role model (The Superficial)

Madge’s mamma cleave (Hollywood Tuna)

RiRi can act? (Just Jared)

Becks plays with kids, watches his wife pretend to eat (Pop Sugar)

Uma, that’s a terrible terrible dress (Go Fug Yourself)

When she’s not holding hands with a Vagina Virgin, Ashley Greene goes to the gym (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Who are these people? (Celebuzz)

Oh look, Ryan Phillippe still can’t stay faithful (Cele|bitchy)

Rehabbing Katherine Heigl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2010 10:07:09 October 1, 2010 10:07:09

Life As We Know It opens next week. And she needs it to be a hit. Because Killers was far, far from a hit. Killers was also crucified by critics. So she’s on the sell right now, and she needs to convince people that she’s not really an asstalking bitch, ungrateful about her success, who has managed, in a very short time to have alienated many of her peers and eroded a fragile fanbase that thought she might be the next Julia Roberts. Full Story

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Missed my obsession

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2010 09:10:02 October 1, 2010 09:10:02

I was in Toronto for TIFF until September 18, away from home for 2 weeks. I was ready to go home. But 5 days later, Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson were expected in town to promote Nowhere Boy. I wasn’t about to stay, but it did suck hard that the timing didn’t work. They’re my obsession, of course I would have wanted to interview my obsession. Full Story

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Brad Pitt well lit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2010 08:29:05 October 1, 2010 08:29:05

Nothing is more important to an actor, male or female. I’ve learned a lot about lighting since working in television. I’ve learned how much it means to people who appear on television. I’ve learned how much those who appear on television know about lighting. Oh you think they’re all superstarry and famous, sipping on champagne, oblivious to the technical sh-t and for the most part that’s true. Full Story

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October 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2010 07:10:00 October 1, 2010 07:10:00

To Mia from Jen – it’s all good, I’m thinking of you too, sending really great thoughts, and it’s nothing to ruin a weekend over. Big hug and some Jon Hamm is on the way, look out for your name again. Natalie! Happy 30th Birthday! Of course it’s from Anne who is 1200 miles away and loves it so much that your conversations don’t simply consist of “babies and cognitive development”. Full Story

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Dear Gossips,

My friend Lorella messaged me last night, something bitchy, as we do, and then I told her I was watching Into the Wind, co-directed by NBA star Steve Nash, about Terry Fox’s Marathon of Hope, and she immediately replied: “My favourite Canadian, hands down.  Read Full Intro

She’s alive! And in floral!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 14:57:57 September 30, 2010 14:57:57

I love it. Not joking. I love Katie Holmes’s cute dress today at the Variety 2nd Annual Power of Women Luncheon in Beverly Hills. Suspect Duana loves it too. It’s totally her thing – print, vintage-y, original... Might even be my favourite thing that Katie’s ever worn. She needs something this short to make her legs look better. Full Story

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Dating up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 14:42:00 September 30, 2010 14:42:00

Adrien Brody showed up at the screening for The Social Network on his own last night, still kinda douchey and smarmy, but not cranked up to his douche and smarm full potential. A few evenings earlier, in Los Angeles, the girl who let his cheese out and encouraged it to fly, Elsa Pataky, arrived at the LACMA Gala on the arm of Chris Hemsworth. Full Story

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Tina’s book on the other hand...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 12:15:15 September 30, 2010 12:15:15

Tina Fey signed a book deal 2 years ago. Worth millions. She’s a proper writer, after all. And what I love about this is that her book isn’t ready yet. Unlike these other “authors” who whip their sh-t off in 3 months, Tina’s might not be ready for a while. Because it takes time. Full Story