Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I think we need to move to Scotland. I love it here. I mean it’s beautiful, yes of course, and we’re in St Andrews, the birthplace of a royal love story, awesome, and the golf history, and the golfness everywhere (this is my new favourite made-up word, by the way), and the air, and even the highland cattle that doesn’t actually look like it could possibly exist beyond being an oversized puppet, all of it is so much amazingness but most of all, it’s the people.  Read Full Intro

I love where you’re from

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 13:26:48 March 15, 2011 13:26:48

Gerard Butler was spotted flying out of LAX on Sunday. No idea where he was headed but it gives me an excuse to write again about his home country because Scotland is so lovely and I’ve only been here a day and a half and haven’t seen much and I still think it’s full of amazingness. Full Story

Baggage!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 12:24:19 March 15, 2011 12:24:19

And I don’t mean Jake Gyllenhaal. As you know, I am obsessed with celebrity travel baggage. How much, how little, and in the case of Taylor Swift… holy f-ck what is happening in there? Swifty arrived at Venice airport today en route for Milan. She’s supposed to perform there. I know your immediate inclination is to be all like, oh that’s just what she needs for the stage and whatever but no… those are things that can be shipped, those are absolutely not things she needs to schlep with her person from city to city. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 11:24:59 March 15, 2011 11:24:59

Um, why isn’t Tila Tequila up for this job? She was born for it. (The Superficial)

Young star + coke video…and it’s NOT Lindsay Lohan (Dlisted)

Eva Longoria can apparently still cover magazines (Popeater)

This girl is way too hot to be with that cheese (Hollywood Tuna)

I bet you Sasha’s looking for this caftan muumuu right now (Pop Sugar)

Do you think maybe Derek Jeter’s shirt is opened a wee too much? (Just Jared)

As if Avril Lavigne could make those jeans look that good (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

You can buy Miley’s wardrobe (Celebuzz)

A Vancouver Canuck makes a gay site (Towleroad)

At her age and she doesn’t have to wear a bra. Big ups Sharon Stone, big ups. (Go Fug Yourself)

Kylie on tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 10:35:33 March 15, 2011 10:35:33

Kylie Minogue performed in France last night at Galaxie d’Amneville as she continues her Les Folies tour through Europe. It’s a Vegas style spectacular. Over the top, a LOT of costumes, a LOT of dancers, and I heard something about a fountain? This is what you want from Kylie. This is what her fans demand. Full Story

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New haircut and glasses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 09:32:18 March 15, 2011 09:32:18

Was it this short at the Oscars? I’m too lazy and rushed to check. But it was long-ish for a while there as he was shooting Sherlock Holmes. That worked too, sure. But I think, today at least, I prefer it like this. Robert Downey Jr was courtside at the Laker game last night in the coveted VIP spot next to Jeffrey Katzenberg. Full Story

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The new Angels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 08:58:35 March 15, 2011 08:58:35

They’re coming back to TV. Here are Minka Kelly and Rachael Taylor in Miami working on the new Charlie’s Angels tv series yesterday. If you’re wondering about Drew Barrymore, she’s producing the show. The third angel, Annie Ilonzeh, was there too but they’ve marked up the cost of those photos and unfortunately it’s too pricey right now, considering this is just a pilot and not even a real show yet. Full Story

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Can’t decide about Claire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 08:28:55 March 15, 2011 08:28:55

Claire Danes and husband Hugh Dancy went out last night in New York to the Miscast 2011 MCC Theatre Annual Musical Spectacular Gala. I love the dress. Looks great. Not sure if I’m feeling how the black tights bleed right into the shoes though. And her hair. Too… brassy? Something. It makes her look older than she is. Full Story

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Emma in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 07:47:09 March 15, 2011 07:47:09

I think most of us agreed that it was a total boner killer right? All that anticipation with the fun clues on her Twitter, and it only led up to an ad campaign for Lancome. I mean, great for her that there’s another lucrative contract on the books, but something tells me, you know what with the Hermione action and all, that Emma doesn’t need the money. Full Story

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Ellen's Super poster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:59:57 March 15, 2011 06:59:57

Have you seen it? Check out the new Super poster featuring Ellen Page. The trailer is below. About Rainn Wilson whose wife is seduced by a skeezy drug dealer, played hilariously by Kevin Bacon. To assuage his feelings of inadequacy, Wilson becomes a superhero with Ellen as his diminutive scrawny sidekick, hopping around enthusiastically in a yellow and green unitard. Full Story

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Making a bag of dogsh-t look good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:38:00 March 15, 2011 06:38:00

It’s not my favourite thing in the world, picking up my dogs’ sh-t, but it’s what happens when you have dogs. You pick up a lot of sh-t. And here’s Ryan Gosling after picking up his dog’s sh-t in Detroit on the set of the Ides of March. I like it that Ralph has been travelling with him. Full Story

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