It’s great from her right side, bad from her left

March 18, 2010 14:54:27 Posted at March 18, 2010 14:54:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have been receiving messages all day from people like Michelle D: Lainey-So, there have been two separate events with two separate dresses and no comments on the K-Steeze? I am now addicted to your wardrobe review, so I have to know! What did you think of Kristen Stewart's dresses...on Fallon then at the NY premiere for the Runaways? Michelle Thanks Michelle. Full Story

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March 18, 2010 14:00:25 Posted at March 18, 2010 14:00:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jesse James has issued a public apology. My mother is an unforgiving bitch. She can hold a grudge forever. And she has that horrible habit of bringing sh-t up forever, like almost 15 years later, she’ll still throw it in my face the time when I was dating that guy and didn’t take her to the doctor and took money from her and went snowboarding instead and what a prick he was and how I wasted a year and a half of my life on his sorry ass. Full Story

March Madness + Vegas

March 18, 2010 12:15:23 Posted at March 18, 2010 12:15:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That must be the reason. My excitement over wall to wall all basketball and being in Vegas at the same time and the bing bing bing sounds coming from the casino floor and free drinks and hopefully finding that Elizabeth & James jacket I should have bought in LA and what the f-ck, where is my bitch because a reader called Renee sent over this little interview with JailBait and her boyfriend that I’d not seen before and, even though I can hear her speaking, that f-cking annoying voice, I’m not finding myself hating. Full Story

7 pages of Karl gold

March 18, 2010 10:53:59 Posted at March 18, 2010 10:53:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve been sending me snippets of Karl Lagerfeld’s Vice interview, but have you read the entire article? Wait. Don’t click just yet. Make sure you have time to savour. Make sure you won’t be interrupted by a phone call. Because he will make your head spin and your bitch sing. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 18, 2010 10:45:00 Posted at March 18, 2010 10:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Texts and emails can always be saved. Why don’t cheaters ever remember this? (Dlisted)

I think I can actually see Heidi Montag’s ass scars (The Superficial)

Julia Roberts “finds herself” so she can help us “find ourselves”. (Popeater)

George Clooney runs all day (Pop Sugar)

Gisele Bundchen with Jessica Simpson’s breasts (Hollywood Tuna)

Mary Kate Olsen Beastly (Just Jared)

Anne Hathaway looks great without makeup and cute practising a scene (Popoholic)

Useless Whitney Port shops uselessly (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is Gabby’s mom pulling a Dina Lohan? (Betty Confidential)

Natural Porny Simpson and a sombrero (Go Fug Yourself)

Yes. Please switch Aniston for Bateman

March 18, 2010 09:26:09 Posted at March 18, 2010 09:26:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The reviews are starting to come in for The Bounty Hunter. And they are BAD. Like super, super, super sh-t. Here’s a taste:There are no rewards to be claimed for enduring The Bounty Hunter. – Variety I stared with glazed eyes at The Bounty Hunter. Here is a film with no need to exist. – Roger Ebert You want Girl Power? Why support an actress who keeps accepting roles that sh-t on the very notion of Girl Power? This is my fundamental problem with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

The Jon Hamm introduction

March 18, 2010 09:00:57 Posted at March 18, 2010 09:00:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many you of had follow-up questions after my Michael Buble post on Monday – click here for a refresher. What happened when Buble introduced me to Jon Hamm as a blogger stalker? Just to quickly recap, Buble told Hamm that he was on my free to f-ck list, this after revealing that I talk sh-t about celebrities all day online. Full Story

Looking older?

March 18, 2010 07:49:38 Posted at March 18, 2010 07:49:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is 29. Doesn’t look it normally, does he? Closer to 20 than 30, non? That’s the challenge for baby faced actors. JGL is currently in Vancouver working on Seth Rogen’s new film, formerly titled I’m With Cancer. Can we give it a proper name yet? The Untitled Seth Rogen Cancer Project sounds horrible. Full Story

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Not brunette just yet

March 18, 2010 07:18:06 Posted at March 18, 2010 07:18:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

E! Online reported the other day that Chicken Fried and her agent boyfriend were done. Something about them fighting too much. Yesterday Britney Spears was photographed hand in hand out and about with Jason Trawick. She dressed up for the occasion. In a white strapless dress with no stains and her blonde hair actually looked clean. Full Story

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It is so

March 18, 2010 07:03:43 Posted at March 18, 2010 07:03:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Say it isn’t so? I wish I could. This was what many of you expressed yesterday when news broke of Jesse James’s infidelity reported first by In Touch Weekly after Michelle “Bombshell” told her story to the magazine. When this happened to Josh Duhamel and Fergie, they put on a united front and condemned the accusations, forcing their happiness on top of the scandal. Full Story

March 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 18, 2010 06:54:24 Posted at March 18, 2010 06:54:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Good luck to Danielle D and Diva Q, one of only 2 Canadian teams competing at the Little Rock Arkansas Smoke on the Water $100,000 BBQ Competition this weekend! Own the Podium, Own the Grill!  Full Story