August 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 07:28:22 August 20, 2010 07:28:22

Happy Birthday Maija with love from Hooles! And for Mara who is facing round two – I’ll do my best re: Country Bitch if you do your best to keep owning the bald look. Good luck, I’m sending you hug, and hope that by the time your hair grows back that #12 will still be on your team. Full Story

He can be almost normal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 15:04:15 August 19, 2010 15:04:15

He doesn’t have to walk around with the douche patch under his lips. He doesn’t have to wear Ed Hardy gear or a leather suit. He doesn’t have to posehard like it’s a fragrance ad. See when he’s casual, in kicks, in shorts, like a regular-ish person walking around New York, he can be almost normal. Full Story

Cutesy tootsy on carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 12:45:07 August 19, 2010 12:45:07

Tonight in London at the premiere of Going the Distance, Drew Barrymore brought her trademark gushy hippy giggle alongside boyfriend/justfriend/whatever Justin Long. Maybe I’m just a crusty bitch. Maybe you still find this play endearing. Remember what I said yesterday about a child in grown up clothes? This is an example. Full Story

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He’ll be 30

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 12:00:00 August 19, 2010 12:00:00

Next week. Macaulay Culkin. And still very, very reclusive and really random with his appearances. Like last year he showed up on WWE. The f-ck? Macaulay was in London last night with brother Kieran for the UK premiere of Scott Pilgrim and the afterparty, a rare sighting. Umm...something about this, he’s hot to me. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 11:14:38 August 19, 2010 11:14:38

The breasts are nice, yes, but that’s not all that’s been overlooked (The Superficial)

I totally would apply for this job if she was still with Ben Affleck (Dlisted)

What??? What do you mean the Italian Queen would put out a fake story for publicity??!! (Popeater)

No one I know knows this broad (Hollywood Tuna)

Julia Roberts matron kimono (Just Jared)

Johnny Depp and Vanessa at the pool (Pop Sugar)

Stilettos don’t come off even when she’s horizontal (Drunken Stepfather)

Vanessa Hudgens well accessorised (Popoholic)

Shaki and the bikers (Holy Moly)

Maggie G and Mick Dundee (Go Fug Yourself)

Angie and the salon scammer are the same

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 09:48:18 August 19, 2010 09:48:18

They’re both UNCOOL. So there’s some broad who ran a salon in Beverly Hills who’s been charged with fraud after ripping off several celebrities from a credit card scam. Jennifer Aniston was one of them. On Good Morning America today she was asked about the situation and, descriptive as always, Jen said “We had a situation that was not cool so I just stopped going to her”, which also happens to be how she described Angelina Jolie when the Jolie talked about having a good time at work with Brad Pitt. Full Story

Great Skin & Gay YA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 09:27:47 August 19, 2010 09:27:47

As you know, I am all about reading YA. As I’ve noted, too many times, YA is way underrated. Good YA is as profound, complex, and insightful as any “adult” classified counterpart and again, if you don’t believe me, check out The Book Thief by Markus Zusak (YA) which is a masterpiece compared to Yann Martel – yeah, THAT Yann Martel – and Beatrice & Virgil, his latest smug mess. Full Story

Am I imagining the sexual tension?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 08:31:09 August 19, 2010 08:31:09

Interview Magazine, Blake Lively by Ben Affleck – have you read it yet? Ben directs Blake in the upcoming The Town which, yes, does look quite strong and will make the festival rounds before opening on September 10th. Ben is expected to be at TIFF and the Venice Film Festival – both Affleck brothers will feature at both festivals – and with a few members of his cast too, most probably Lively as New York, where she’s working on Gossip Girl, is just a short hour flight from Toronto. Full Story

Sinkhole & Sons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 07:48:52 August 19, 2010 07:48:52

Should be the name of a plumbing company. Chicken Fried Britney tweeted from the Glee set yesterday – photo attached – where she’s working on the all-Britney episode which is kinda like reminding her: see how awesome you used to be before the crazy took over? At some point during the day, Britney also hooked up with her kids, took them to Johnny Rockets. Full Story

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#1 on a park bench

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 07:39:16 August 19, 2010 07:39:16

Garrett Hedlund is currently shooting On The Road in Quebec. It was quiet around production for a few weeks as the cast was left relatively undisturbed until of course the angel Robert Pattinson arrived to visit girlfriend Kristen Stewart at which point Montreal became TwiHard central with the paps in close pursuit for the money shot to satisfy the fan jizzing. Full Story