March 23, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 23, 2010 06:49:56 Posted at March 23, 2010 06:49:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Jennifer – Happy 30th Birthday! I promise you, I PROMISE you will love the decade. Much love to you and to Bailey. Marcus LOVES older women. Roger! It’s the first day of The Year of the Old! You have a LOT of love coming your way next month and a personal message below but from me first because I must thank you for sticking around. Full Story

Monday, March 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

While Sandra Bullock successfully remains in seclusion, Jesse James is being followed every minute every day. And his family too. Paps camped outside the house, his children photographed all the time. Way to go loser. Curiously too, his business is busier than ever.  Read Full Intro

Lilo vs the Club Ho

March 22, 2010 14:28:42 Posted at March 22, 2010 14:28:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what her wreck of a life has become. So Lindsay Lohan has been seeing some model called Adam Senn. According to X17 she hit up Voyeur the other night and saw him there talking to another girl. Full Story

Adrien vs Spittle

March 22, 2010 13:30:02 Posted at March 22, 2010 13:30:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Adrien Brody sat next to Spittle Gerry Butler and his dorky ass pants yesterday at the Laker game. But while Brody has the edge on the style front – he looks SO good right now – Spittle got the seat closest to Jeffrey Katzenberg. And right now for Brody, career is more important than clothing. Full Story

Vagina Virgin loves a public workout

March 22, 2010 12:29:23 Posted at March 22, 2010 12:29:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in a purple tank top, surrounded by security. Full Story

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Tom Cruise Jr goes to Paris

March 22, 2010 11:54:41 Posted at March 22, 2010 11:54:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With friends? Well... With a contest winner. Close enough? A young woman won the big prize and they went on a boat ride together down the Seine. Looks like there was a camera crew following them around too. Oh fun. Young Taylor gets to spend his free time not working with people who enter contests to meet him. Full Story

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The Chosen One in skulls & stripes

March 22, 2010 11:10:07 Posted at March 22, 2010 11:10:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brange family outing yesterday. Check them out all in line - Shiloh, Miss Zahara, Maddox, and Pax is in there somewhere - all getting ready to be lifted into the gondola. Pretty cute, non? But, ugh, what a f-cking headache. The logistics of herding around that many of them – I’d rather do squats for an hour. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 22, 2010 10:47:00 Posted at March 22, 2010 10:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alex Skarsgard’s hot nipples. It’s really too bad about his Bosworth problem (Dlisted)

Chicken Fried also has hot nipples. It’s too bad she tweaks them at the gas station (The Superficial)

Sandra’s nightmare won’t go away. Because that Bombshell is greedy. (Popeater)

Ashley Greene gets papped with great eye makeup crabbing a coffee (Hollywood Tuna)

Mila Kunis talks dick (Just Jared)

Tom Brady boxes my loins (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Phillippe is losing out to this (ASL)

They’ll take pictures of any used rag on a beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Twi-Hards are jizzy over this clip of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in bed together (INO)

Robert Pattinson: on merkins and sex scenes (Cele|bitchy)

This is happiness, right?

March 22, 2010 09:45:16 Posted at March 22, 2010 09:45:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A Monday edition of our favourite game: let’s play Photo Assumption. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick went for a walk on Saturday. Spring is here. Another season, and almost the first year anniversary of those pictures...remember those pictures? Click here Full Story

Well this means it’ll last

March 22, 2010 09:04:37 Posted at March 22, 2010 09:04:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Declarations of love forever in the form of drunken there any other way to get back together? Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley were supposed to get divorced. Both have been linked to others. She and one of those rich Davis brothers and Brody Jenner, he with this broad Full Story

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You are so f-cking handsome

March 22, 2010 08:30:33 Posted at March 22, 2010 08:30:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He really, really is. This is Jude Law at the Laurence Olivier Awards last night in London looking SO beautiful in his tuxedo. And very, very young. Younger and fresher than he has in years. Dude, Sienna Miller is toxic for everyone else. But when it comes to Jude Law, she’s some kind of elixir. Full Story

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