45 seconds of amazingness

June 9, 2010 08:31:00 Posted at June 9, 2010 08:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have forwarded this video and I wanted to write about it yesterday but every time I watch it, I need to take a break for an hour. I am afraid to watch it today. But it’s so F-CKING AMAZING. Like, the best 45 seconds of my LIFE. I don’t want to spoil it for those of you who haven’t yet had the extreme pleasure. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston touching herself

June 9, 2010 08:08:47 Posted at June 9, 2010 08:08:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston has reportedly confirmed a role in an upcoming feature called Horrible Bosses about 3 dick employers who become targeted for murder by their disgruntled employees. Jen would play one of the bitch bosses. Her character is said to be “sexually aggressive” and now Life & Style Full Story

She’s the official girlfriend now

June 9, 2010 08:01:59 Posted at June 9, 2010 08:01:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So she’s making official girlfriend appearances. Of course she is. This is Kate Bosworth flexing the sh-t out of her hungry bulimic jaw last night at the True Blood premiere in LA. Bosworth does not have a role on the show. Bosworth does not produce the show. Bosworth does not write the show. But Bosworth is very, very fortunate to have scammed her way into Alexander Skarsgard’s bed. Full Story

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Just making sure you know...

June 9, 2010 07:43:18 Posted at June 9, 2010 07:43:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are still together. Many of you attributed her extra grating behaviour in Europe to heartbreak following the National Enquirer’s report that Liam dumped her because of her family. The story was picked up online, and since Miley was touring overseas without him, this seemed to be all the verification they needed to call a split. Full Story

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Lilo’s latest coincidence or conspiracy

June 9, 2010 07:25:37 Posted at June 9, 2010 07:25:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sure you’ve heard – that Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM went off on Sunday night/Monday morning and, following a report that was delivered to the judge, was found to be in violation of the terms of her monitoring program after a small amount of alcohol was detected. A bench warrant was issued, she forfeited the previous $100,000 bail that was posted, posted another down payment on $200,000 bail, and is now claiming innocence. Full Story

June 9, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 9, 2010 07:20:00 Posted at June 9, 2010 07:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Susie on your much deserved promotion with love from Jilly and Stacy who are so proud of you and will cut those hater whores the minute you ask them to. So will I. Just say when. To Jenna, everything is going to be amazing! No worries, we've got your back! Love Jen who requested for you some TVD. Full Story

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Have received many emails lately wondering about a summer reading list. Am still putting mine together and it’s extra important this year because of all the travel. Been away from home every weekend since May and will be flying every weekend all summer until mid August.  Read Full Intro

Hair Club for No One

June 8, 2010 15:04:44 Posted at June 8, 2010 15:04:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Brendan Fraser. The title should be self explanatory, non? Fraser was spotted shopping at Samy Cameras yesterday in LA spending some of that Mummy money on photography. And he needs another Mummy movie soon. Because lately Brendan Fraser has been for sh-t at the box office. Fraser can currently be seen in theatres in a movie called Furry Vengeance. Full Story

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Hair Club for Boys

June 8, 2010 12:06:00 Posted at June 8, 2010 12:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nine months ago I wrote an article about how all the Hollywood boys were styling themselves the same way. Click here for a refresher. 2010 appears to be all about short and clean where the Hair Club for Boys is concerned. Perhaps they’re all trying to distance themselves from Justin Bieber. Full Story

The Family Smith

June 8, 2010 11:40:29 Posted at June 8, 2010 11:40:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I went to see the original Karate Kid with my dad after he took me for pancakes at the Golden Griddle. It was a great day. I want to see the new Karate Kid soon. Can’t explain why. Just makes me feel good. I’m trying not to cry every time I see the trailer. There is something about Jackie Chan and how hard he wants it, and his face, a face I’ve known my entire life being a child of Hong Kong immigrants, and how it’s the same and only older, I find it so emotionally endearing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 8, 2010 11:25:46 Posted at June 8, 2010 11:25:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The ONLY good use for Ebola. Destroy The Shore. (The Superficial)

Can you sit through Gaga’s new opus? (Dlisted)

A GREAT read on why Christina Aguilera isn’t bringing it (Popeater)

Country Bitch has perfect form (Hollywood Tuna)

Gemma Arterton’s wedding (Just Jared)

Johnny Depp wears Shell Oil (Pop Sugar)

Another example of a privileged existence wasted on a broad who does nothing (Drunken Stepfather)

Look at Lilo’s 23 year old sagging body (Popoholic)

The Mighty Oprah searches for the next Mighty Oprah (theFABlife)

The Fug Girls propose that only the Twi-Hards can solve the oil spill crisis. TRUE. (Go Fug Yourself)