Brad Pitt sightings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 08:09:46 September 30, 2010 08:09:46

Brad Pitt was photographed yesterday on the set of Moneyball, a movie that requires him to be clean shaven with Robert Redford hair. So he can’t hide his pretty. And, you know, for many years, Brad Pitt’s pretty has been the gold standard. Occasionally I’ll hear from one or two of you bitches declaring that “Brad Pitt has never done it for me, ugh, I just don’t see it” and to you few I say, OK I get it that your quiver is personal but there are some majorities that cannot be denied. Full Story

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Who’s the star of The Social Network?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 07:43:47 September 30, 2010 07:43:47

Actually, it’s Jesse Eisenberg. But I guess you can’t blame them for pimping Justin Timberlake the way they are. He gets an Entertainment Weekly cover with his castmates this week and he another one on his own. Pippy however does not play Mark Zuckberg. I just... wanted to make that clear. Full Story

September 30, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 07:27:12 September 30, 2010 07:27:12

Happy Birthday Lisa (aka Geeg) from Nausheena. I am so proud of you for raising money for the Easter Seals and rappeling down a building. You kick ass and you are now a minor celeb because you made the front page of the newspaper! And to commemorate your birthday, here are some vintage photos of your lifetime #1, Ryan Gosling. Full Story

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So she’s 24 years old, and now in rehab for the fifth time. And two months ago, her mother Dina Lohan sat opposite Matt Lauer on The Today Show and claimed Lilo didn’t have a problem. She has a lot of problems. And one of those problems is drug abuse, misuse definitely.  Read Full Intro

Carey & Ryan: first look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 13:55:33 September 29, 2010 13:55:33

Carey Mulligan and Ryan Gosling on the set of Drive today in LA. I don’t know...do I need to write any more than that? Oh and please don’t worry about Carey and Ryan and Shia and it all turning out a mess. It won’t. With some people it’s inevitable. You can feel it. And then in other cases, the impossibility of it is equally palpable. Full Story

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Reese works with Tom and a grocery cockblock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 13:34:06 September 29, 2010 13:34:06

Reese Witherspoon was on set with Tom Hardy yesterday in Vancouver for This Means War. She’s really popping in these shots, so lovely right now. Am also attaching fresh photos of Tom Hardy picking up groceries at the end of the day. And a great story from my friend Marty. Marty lives around there and he happened to be in the store on the weekend when Tom stopped in for a few things. Full Story

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Bit thin, but hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 12:59:48 September 29, 2010 12:59:48

A lot hotter than he was a few months back and people thought he homeless and lonely and needing to be rescued. Here’s Keanu Reeves, no coffee, no cupcake, on break from shooting Generation Um in New York today. As I was drafting this post, I thought to myself: should I write about him making another movie with Sandy? And then I remembered The Lake House and laughed out loud. Full Story

This is not Becoming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 12:47:16 September 29, 2010 12:47:16

You remember that show on MTV? Becoming... Britney. Or Becoming...Pink. They’d pick a civilian and devote an entire team, with a pretty good budget, to recreating a music video with that civilian as the star. Becoming was awesome. But Glee is not Becoming. Glee is supposed to be a full hour scripted original television programme. Full Story

The colour of Will’s car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 12:40:47 September 29, 2010 12:40:47

Written by Duana I thought that it would be important, when I was writing a review of Glee, to make it somehow different from the ones I write about Mad Men or Gossip Girl. Maybe some cute references to song lyrics, something. But I don’t want to. Full Story

The GMD becomes Ethan Hunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 11:30:43 September 29, 2010 11:30:43

As noted the other day, I really do like his Ethan Hunt hair. After a brief trip to the Land of Hello Kitty earlier this week to promote Knight & Day, Tom Cruise is back in Prague working on Mission Impossible 4. He’s already deep into spy gear then. There’s a decoy costume or something happening here. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 11:04:45 September 29, 2010 11:04:45

Maybe it’s because I have a dog, but this didn’t sound like such a bad date (Dlisted)

He jerks off to Blake Lively (The Superficial)

The Queen doesn’t like her bottom. Why? It’s delicious (Popeater)

A Vagina Virgin holds a useless hand (Hollywood Tuna)

Beysus Block Party! Love this SO MUCH. (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson has a gut now to match his mothering hips (Pop Sugar)

Rich newlywed complaints (E! Online)

I know my friend Lorella will call this inappropriate, but I am all over the look, no matter how old she is (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Um, LipGloss used to rock crimped hair (Celebuzz)

George Clooney and Brad Pitt and their pranks. There, go to town on this now. (Cele|bitchy)