Coachella wardrobe, headbands & walking shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2011 12:09:00 April 7, 2011 12:09:00

Written by Sasha Sasha! Heading to one of my favourite places in the world in 2 short weeks.... Coachella.My challenge? I am not a size 0 celeb easily finding the perfect festival fashion - but am a busty size 14 trying to wear something cool (in both the figurative and literal sense!. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2011 11:28:00 April 7, 2011 11:28:00

LeAnn Rimes is so proud of her body (The Superficial)

Natalie Portman stutters her rebuttal? (Dlisted)

Lindsay LOHAN is leaking herself for EVERY role (Popeater)

Thoughts on this jeans look? (Hollywood Tuna)

Posh pregnancy sateen – can you see a bump? (Pop Sugar)

Country Bitch’s husband loves to shop (Just Jared)

Do you think models look like aliens sometimes? (Popoholic)

Little Miss Sunshine New Year’s Eve (Celebuzz)

Gird! Colin Farrell + Anton Yelchin! (Towleroad)

Would Tonks wear this? (Go Fug Yourself)

Better in a bad situation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2011 09:43:28 April 7, 2011 09:43:28

We’ve been sh-tting on Katherine Heigl’s hair situation for a while now. Forget about how you feel about her on a bitch level, from a completely objective point of view, that mess is a mess. However… A mess is a sliding scale. And yesterday, as she was photographed with her husband, leaving to head to the Ellen show, the mess, well, I guess it could have been worse. Full Story

Saoirse’s blue shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2011 08:44:59 April 7, 2011 08:44:59

Saoirse Ronan was in New York yesterday promoting Hanna. As I noted yesterday in the Cate Blanchett post, Hanna opens on Friday and you’re totally seeing it, right? The star of course of Hanna is Saoirse. And Saoirse’s performance is so impressive, she had Lionsgate on pause on Jennifer Lawrence for Katniss in The Hunger Games – click here Full Story

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Ryan Gosling ruins Wednesday productivity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2011 07:57:00 April 7, 2011 07:57:00

I was at the airport when the Crazy, Stupid, Love trailer dropped yesterday. I watched it in the lounge, then got on the plane, and by the time I landed in Toronto 5 hours later, my inbox was full of your horny panting emails. And he lit up everywhere on the internet too as every blog and entertainment news site tried, and in some cases failed, to avoid the headline: Ryan Gosling is crazy, stupid, hot. Full Story

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Jakey’s many dates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2011 07:25:14 April 7, 2011 07:25:14

Us Magazine says that Jake Gyllenhaal had breakfast with Jessica Lowndes in New York last Friday. Curiously that’s the same day that Taylor Swift and Garrett Hedlund had dinner for the first time in Tennessee. Click here Full Story

That poor makeup artist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2011 06:52:16 April 7, 2011 06:52:16

Ashley Judd was out promoting her memoir at Barnes & Noble in New York yesterday and, like Nicole Kidman and Uma Thurman before her (examples here and here) had more people talking about her makeup than they did her book which, I mean, she is really, really taking it to her family, specifically her mother, but is she also as candid about her own, um, mercurial moods? Anyway, about this powder situation… I mean obviously it’s not like, oh let’s make it so that it’s really noticeable and everyone will see and talk about it. Full Story

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Tina Fey’s Bossypants came with me for my annual, um, lady check at the doctor’s yesterday. Seemed fitting since one of her first anecdotes is a hilarious account of the first time she had the same experience. Do you ever get somewhere early on purpose just to read? I always have to wait at my doctor’s.  Read Full Intro

Helen & Russell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 13:58:22 April 6, 2011 13:58:22

Whatever it is between them, this adorable thing, this affection, this crush, whatever it is I love it. Here are Helen Mirren and Russell Brand at the premiere of Arthur last night and, certainly, while this little best friendship or whatever is probably being exploited a little but to sell the movie, I've no doubt it's rooted in something authentic. Full Story

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This is not a problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 13:21:35 April 6, 2011 13:21:35

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian flew back to LA from Houston yesterday after she sang the national anthem at the NCAA championship game. No problem here, right? Especially not with her legs? Totally fine! That's what she's insisting on her Twitter: dear lord! I do not workout too much nor do I starve myself. Full Story

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Beyond reproach?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 12:36:14 April 6, 2011 12:36:14

We live in a world of sh-ttalking sh-ttalkers. And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, I’m actually not sure why you’re reading this on my sh-ttalking blog. Almost anyone can find almost anything to sh-ttalk about any given person, especially celebrities. I have my favourites, you have your favourites, and between us, no one is sh-ttalk free with few exceptions. Full Story

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