Not brunette just yet

March 18, 2010 07:18:06 Posted at March 18, 2010 07:18:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

E! Online reported the other day that Chicken Fried and her agent boyfriend were done. Something about them fighting too much. Yesterday Britney Spears was photographed hand in hand out and about with Jason Trawick. She dressed up for the occasion. In a white strapless dress with no stains and her blonde hair actually looked clean. Full Story

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It is so

March 18, 2010 07:03:43 Posted at March 18, 2010 07:03:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Say it isn’t so? I wish I could. This was what many of you expressed yesterday when news broke of Jesse James’s infidelity reported first by In Touch Weekly after Michelle “Bombshell” told her story to the magazine. When this happened to Josh Duhamel and Fergie, they put on a united front and condemned the accusations, forcing their happiness on top of the scandal. Full Story

March 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 18, 2010 06:54:24 Posted at March 18, 2010 06:54:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Good luck to Danielle D and Diva Q, one of only 2 Canadian teams competing at the Little Rock Arkansas Smoke on the Water $100,000 BBQ Competition this weekend! Own the Podium, Own the Grill!  Full Story

Starting early

March 17, 2010 14:33:30 Posted at March 17, 2010 14:33:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome fulfilling rewarding spiritual breathtaking motherhood is amazing all the time. Full Story

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I hate myself for writing this...

March 17, 2010 12:09:27 Posted at March 17, 2010 12:09:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But even JailBait Miley Cyrus gives a better f-cking interview than Amanda Seyfried. That hurt. So much. But in the interest of objectivity, JailBait on paper, in this interview with Parade, when you can’t hear that voice, when you can’t see her gestures, JailBait isn’t bad. She gives decent answers. Full Story

Coke Can Curlers

March 17, 2010 11:32:30 Posted at March 17, 2010 11:32:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney today with two Coke cans in her hair. This bitch’s travel style commitment puts Victoria Beckham’s to shame. What needed to have happened on that plane for this to be a reality? There’s a fine line between Art and Too Much Try. Gaga is on one side, Posh is on the other. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 17, 2010 11:15:00 Posted at March 17, 2010 11:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh snap. Filthy looks BUNK. (Hollywood Tuna)

Look the f-ck out. Britney will be brown again. Soon. (Dlisted)

Supermodels + Kids = crazy ass body genes (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart sparkles on Fallon (Pop Sugar)

Archie’s getting a sibling! (Popeater)

WOAH! Tina! (Just Jared)

Anderson Cooper made to look like Channing Tatum, Neanderthal (Towleroad)

Andy Richter’s doing juuuust fine (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Yeah this sh-t just keeps getting better (Cele|bitchy)

Dave & Jimmy hate on Leno. GOOD. (E! Online)

Jon & Jude

March 17, 2010 09:45:17 Posted at March 17, 2010 09:45:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Daily Show major quiver last night, oh la. And I watched it right after Sawyer’s sideflash episode on Lost. Lady boner for hours. Jon Stewart is a sex symbol. Period. Like when he shrugs his shoulder with an uppercut like booyah? Love it SO MUCH. And when he has great chemistry with a guest, it’s even more moistening. Full Story

This Hot Bitch reunites with That Old Man

March 17, 2010 08:46:59 Posted at March 17, 2010 08:46:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face... it’s f-cking marvellous, non? This Hot Bitch, I don’t care what she’s had done, whatever it is it’s keeping her a Hot Bitch. Full Story

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