Nicole writes...again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 09:42:43 September 29, 2010 09:42:43

Why? And you know I like her a lot. I love her style, I love her clothes, I love her attitude, most of the time, with a few exceptions, and mostly I love that she seems to have distanced herself from Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. But goddamn, the writing, the books, it’s for sh-t. I have a copy on my desk, browsed through it a couple of weeks ago while on a call with my ma. Full Story

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What heatwave???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 09:13:33 September 29, 2010 09:13:33

You heard about the record temperatures in LA right? It hasn’t been exactly cool in surrounding neighbours either. So ... what did Kellan Lutz decide to do? Oh no, it was too hot to take a book up in a tree and start reading as the paps came along for the ride, of course not. Full Story

Rihanna: pants, Drake, album

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 09:06:25 September 29, 2010 09:06:25

Her new album is called Loud, will be released on November 15. Apparently it’s a new sound, the “evolution of Rihanna”, and among the contributors, none other than her friend and one time flirtation Drake who has just confirmed that they’ve recorded a song together. Red Rihanna returned the favour last night as she attended his show and afterparty in New York in a tight striped dress. Full Story

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Please let there be better photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 07:40:00 September 29, 2010 07:40:00

Kristi emailed me yesterday with this Twitter link and the following message: RIGHT NOW: Mariah Carey arriving @ LAX in a wheelchair (Tu 1:04pm) What? No, she’s fine. She’s just... Well you know she never liked to walk to begin with right? Standing is sometimes a stretch. Full Story

September 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 07:23:41 September 29, 2010 07:23:41

Happy Birthday Heather from Janelle & Gemma! To Jenny-Penny slogging through a final year of her Masters at the University of Alberta for which she left BC – well the practicum in Victoria doesn’t hurt, and Amanda is looking forward to cheesy movie weekend. Step-Up 3D. Make that sh-t happen. Full Story

Is it awkward for Sienna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 14:26:37 September 28, 2010 14:26:37

It’s awkward for us right? Running into an ex, or a former lover, or someone you made out with one night when you’re with your one true love at a restaurant. Or... maybe not. I guess it’s not awkward if that person f-cked you over and you look really good and your new piece is extraordinary. Full Story

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How did you know?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 13:14:58 September 28, 2010 13:14:58

It’s less than 2 hours away know from the Surgery and I’m about to call my ma. Very, very anxious. I think I need to be completely knocked out. This is what happened when I broke my arm and they had to fix it in France. I was supposed to be put under general anaesthesia to begin with but then I overheard the anaesthesiologist telling the nurse “this girl is fragile” and I think he gave me a little extra. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 11:42:00 September 28, 2010 11:42:00

Sarah from Cinesnark and I are a bit on the frazzled side today. She’s recovering from a bout of food poisoning and I’m going later to have my mouth cut open. Need drugs. Thank you, however, to the person who offered this piece of wisdom: “just moan a lot during the procedure and your dentist will hook you up with the hard sh-t". Full Story

The Undergraduates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 11:28:29 September 28, 2010 11:28:29

Written by DuanaHi ya’ll! Gossip Du here. I can’t believe this show has me back in its clutches, but then again, they’ve completely abandoned realism so there’s that much less for me to be concerned with. I think it’s a smart move all around, right? Having said that, this episode is called “the undergraduates” – so they’re at least pretending they’re all still in school. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 10:53:30 September 28, 2010 10:53:30

But does Dina Lohan cook cheese grits??? (The Superficial)

He’s right. Meg Ryan does look she’s from Whoville (Dlisted)

F-ck this f-cking blowhard idiot for making me defend Oprah (Popeater)

Doesn’t Chicken Fried have an outfit just like this? (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma! Yes! (Just Jared)

Halle goes to Paris for a booty call (Pop Sugar)

More reason not to watch Dancing With the Sh-ts (Towleroad)

His new lady looks like his ex wife (Celebuzz)

Swifty wore Seinfeld (Popoholic)

Again. I am so over people wearing this dress (Go Fug Yourself)