Skinny Spittle!

March 16, 2010 07:27:48 Posted at March 16, 2010 07:27:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wonder if Jennifer Aniston ordered him to get rid of his carb face because over the last couple of weeks, Gerard Butler has de-carbed considerably. Wonder if weight loss leads to spittle reduction? Check him out on Letterman tomorrow night. He was there last night to pre-tape his appearance, counting down to the end of this promotional push for The Bounty Hunter so that can go back to rice and pasta and a random piece on the side of the street if he so chooses. Full Story

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Monday, March 15, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I thought Jude Law did a great job hosting Saturday Night Live. Or maybe, being an anglophile, I was just too distracted by his accent. It just sounds so f-cking good. And, since he’s back together with Sienna, he looks really f-cking good too.  Read Full Intro

Johnny in his jammies!

March 15, 2010 14:16:28 Posted at March 15, 2010 14:16:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you a pyjama person? I am a pyjama person. Like proper pyjamas. Not random yoga pants and a t-shirt pyjamas. No, my sh-t is matching. There are bottoms that go specifically with a top and I have a 6 pairs in rotation, and most of them, but for 1, come from the Chinese mall. I also have very particular waistband requirements. Full Story

Monday morning scowly face

March 15, 2010 13:55:11 Posted at March 15, 2010 13:55:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I prefer it to constipation face – check out Robert Pattinson in costume in England today shooting Bel Ami. More of this please and less of the moony, tortured love sickness face we’re forced to endure through Twilight and all its sequels. At least with a scowl it looks like he *might* have some bite. Full Story

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Let it go

March 15, 2010 12:45:00 Posted at March 15, 2010 12:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has long since been taken away from her. Full Story

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Best Actress Oscar curse strikes again

March 15, 2010 11:32:17 Posted at March 15, 2010 11:32:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt broke up. Halle Berry and Eric Benet same. Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe. Now Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes. Coincidence or a curse? The Best Actresses and their relationship woes. Just announced today – Winslet and Mendes are over. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 15, 2010 11:14:00 Posted at March 15, 2010 11:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Becks won’t give up, and Victoria really wanted to turn the World Cup pitch into her personal runway (Dlisted)

Ebola’s nipples attack Mexico (The Superficial)

Great. So now they’re publicly trying to make her feel sh-tty about herself (Popeater)

Ashley Greene shows off her extensions (Hollywood Tuna)

Marion Cotillard honoured. And SO f-cking elegant (Just Jared)

Katie and Little Sci out and about (Pop Sugar)

Halle Berry gets ready to celebrate (ASL)

If I show my ass on Twitter will I double my followers? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

OMG. Gisele post-pregnancy in Vogue. I feel ugly (INO)

Mother Madonna tells Jesus what not to do: Lilo! (Cele|bitchy)

Tell Porny it’s not her length

March 15, 2010 10:06:27 Posted at March 15, 2010 10:06:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson’s show The Price of Beauty premieres tonight. She’s making the morning show rounds for a last promotional push. This red dress, it’s better than last week’s Letterman dress. The sleeves help. And it’s a better neckline. But that f-cking length. When it cuts her off below the knee. Full Story

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They won’t miss Izzie

March 15, 2010 08:35:56 Posted at March 15, 2010 08:35:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

News broke last week that Katherine Heigl, who’s been trying to pout and diva her way off Grey’s Anatomy for three years now, has finally been granted her demand. Ever the professional, the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk was supposed to return to work on March 1 after a 6 month hiatus but didn’t show. Full Story