Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 11:44:51 November 5, 2010 11:44:51

Hi Gossips. One more Tingles fill-in today. However, unlike how yesterday turned out, she will be posting more this afternoon. - Jacek

Unlikely Target shopper (Dlisted)

Lilo’s hard rehab includes shopping and Starbucks runs (The Superficial)

Will Ferrell tops overpaid actors list (Popeater)

Sometimes hot often not looks good here (Hollywood Tuna)

Javier and Penelope in London (Pop Sugar)

Pine and Hardy bloodied and bruised (Just Jared)

Miley snapped with a beer in Spain. “Laws”. Meh. (Celebuzz)

Porny isn’t taking Nick’s engagement well (Dose.ca)

Kiki topless in a flick – it’s about time! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kardashian give a geography lesson (Gawker)

Is it blasphemy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 10:10:14 November 5, 2010 10:10:14

Perhaps it will be. Is. What I’m about to say. Deadline reported yesterday that Johnny Depp and Tim Burton have finally lined up Dark Shadows, their next collaboration. He’ll be a vampire, based on 1960s tv show. Everybody seems to be really excited. Full Story

Style rut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 09:11:28 November 5, 2010 09:11:28

Happens to everyone. Even Marion Cotillard? Not sure that back to back sh-tty style outings constitutes a style rut but I'm not feeling her right now. It's not as bad as the last time when she decided to heave up her tits in that black leather dress - click here Full Story

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Is this your Daisy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 08:42:49 November 5, 2010 08:42:49

Fresh off swirling reports now that she's now at the top of the list to play Daisy in Baz Luhrmann's adaptation of The Great Gatsby, Blake Lively stepped out last night to attend the Realm store opening in New York. Coat, then coat off. They keep trying to tell me she’s a style icon or something. Full Story

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So much pretty and quiver!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 07:58:19 November 5, 2010 07:58:19

Look at them, Jakey and Annie, last night at the Hollywood premiere of Love & Other Drugs. SO much pretty and quiver and gorgeous smiles all at the same time. Just like in the film, they’re matching each other hot move for hot move. As I keep telling you, I had a great time at the movie. The movie is out in a couple of weeks. Full Story

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How to pay for a wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 07:30:10 November 5, 2010 07:30:10

So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are engaged. Oh that’ll work out well. After all the Shape Magazine controversy and the complaints from readers over having a “homewrecker” on the cover and the editor’s subsequent retraction of her initial apology –click here Full Story

Viggo’s girlfriend, and some smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 07:00:41 November 5, 2010 07:00:41

There’s so little on him, and then when it’s there, it’s the really good kind. Ok so first, check out Viggo Mortensen in Spain the other day, holding hands and embracing Ariadna Gil. They met on the 2006 movie Alatriste. She was married at the time, has a child, and according to some Spanish gossips, left her husband after falling in desperate love with Viggo, and they’ve been together ever since. Full Story

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Bond & Blomkvist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 06:30:29 November 5, 2010 06:30:29

Earlier this year, due to MGM’s financial woes, James Bond 23 was pushed back indefinitely. It looks like the studio has cleaned up some of the mess though, filing for bankruptcy, reworking its money business, and securing some new partnership that has resulted in plans now to release the next Bond film in two years, November 2012. Full Story

Two trailers, two bad titles,and a January release

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 06:22:00 November 5, 2010 06:22:00

Love movie trailers. Hate getting to a movie late because I hate missing the trailers. Don’t understand why people complain about trailers. Even bad trailers. Bad trailers are 2 and a half minutes of saving your time later on. And you get to talk sh-t about it. What’s the problem? Two trailers were released online yesterday. Full Story

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Came across a headline this morning when doing the routine scans before writing. This one caught my eye at People.com:

Kelly Osbourne: Dancing Helped Me Become a Size 2

Sizing is so f-cked up these days, especially at North American retailers. As Duana likes to say “If you shop hard enough, anyone can be a size 2”. But that’s not really the point. The point is Kelly is happy because Kelly is skinny. And we have to hear about it all the f-cking time as they consistently reward her for being happy about being skinny. Happy = Skinny. Happy = Skinny. Skinny = Happy. Skinny = Happy. Happy = Skinny. Happy = Skinny. Skinny = Happy. Skinny = Happy.

Now go and tell all the boys and girls.

Am shooting in Toronto today so the TV LiveBlog with Duana will be rescheduled. We’re trying to work something out for tomorrow. Keep you posted. Thanks for your enthusiasm and for all your questions! And sorry about the inconvenience!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2010 12:53:55 November 4, 2010 12:53:55

Hi Gossips…lots going on for Lainey at the studio today. She’ll try to write some more but the time crunch means I do Tingles today. Enjoy. – Jacek

Totally normal father-daughter behaviour, right? (The Superficial)

Carlton Banks assists with a game show boob flash (Dlisted)

I love this crazy f-cker (Popeater)

Famewhoring via naked sauna Twitter photos (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan and Carey laugh it up on set (Pop Sugar)

Ellen scored herself a little action that night I’m sure (Just Jared)

Pregnant Miranda Kerr (Popoholic)
I almost lost all faith when I saw this photo. It’s a set shot thankfully (Celebuzz)

Partridge Family DUI (Huffpo Entertainment)

I vote for Blake. No brainer (Go Fug Yourself)