Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 10:56:09 September 30, 2010 10:56:09

Imagine if it could have been eliminated at 2 years old (The Superficial)

Silver Fox goes daytime! (Dlisted)

The mystery of the GMD’s height (Popeater)

Porny in a military jacket (Hollywood Tuna)

They actually made Andrew Garfield look hot (Just Jared)

Johnny at the window (Pop Sugar)

Joaquin admits he was a jerk. But still sounds pompous and arty while doing so. (Tribute.ca)

Supermodel pregnancies just make me feel fatter (Popoholic)

Lea Michele’s thinnification lands another magazine cover (Celebuzz)

Can this teen wear that bow? (Go Fug Yourself)

Ebola’s Beat-Me-Face Soul Mate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 09:32:28 September 30, 2010 09:32:28

Ebola Paris Hilton was out last night in LA for a photo opp with her man. Apparently it’s working on a new reality tv show with Oxygen. Tori Spelling is on Oxygen too, non? Dumb network. Especially if it wants to sign Ebola. Because you know about Ebola. You know it touches and destroys...everything. Full Story

Ryan’s apple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 09:03:09 September 30, 2010 09:03:09

He was eating one on set yesterday with Carey Mulligan. They weren’t sharing, no, she was just there, but that was a good sentence. I can’t wait to see this movie. Anyway, not much more I can write about this. Don’t let me get in the way of your enjoyment. Photos from Fame  Full Story

A serious note

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 08:55:58 September 30, 2010 08:55:58

Last Wednesday Tyler Clementi jumped off the George Washington Bridge. He was only 18 years old, a student at Rutgers. His roommate and some other dumbass taped him via webcam having sex with a man. Then they streamed the video online. Tyler died, literally, of embarrassment. Many contend that he would not have suffered the same fate if he was not gay. Full Story

Brad Pitt sightings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 08:09:46 September 30, 2010 08:09:46

Brad Pitt was photographed yesterday on the set of Moneyball, a movie that requires him to be clean shaven with Robert Redford hair. So he can’t hide his pretty. And, you know, for many years, Brad Pitt’s pretty has been the gold standard. Occasionally I’ll hear from one or two of you bitches declaring that “Brad Pitt has never done it for me, ugh, I just don’t see it” and to you few I say, OK I get it that your quiver is personal but there are some majorities that cannot be denied. Full Story

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Who’s the star of The Social Network?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 07:43:47 September 30, 2010 07:43:47

Actually, it’s Jesse Eisenberg. But I guess you can’t blame them for pimping Justin Timberlake the way they are. He gets an Entertainment Weekly cover with his castmates this week and he another one on his own. Pippy however does not play Mark Zuckberg. I just... wanted to make that clear. Full Story

September 30, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 07:27:12 September 30, 2010 07:27:12

Happy Birthday Lisa (aka Geeg) from Nausheena. I am so proud of you for raising money for the Easter Seals and rappeling down a building. You kick ass and you are now a minor celeb because you made the front page of the newspaper! And to commemorate your birthday, here are some vintage photos of your lifetime #1, Ryan Gosling. Full Story

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So she’s 24 years old, and now in rehab for the fifth time. And two months ago, her mother Dina Lohan sat opposite Matt Lauer on The Today Show and claimed Lilo didn’t have a problem. She has a lot of problems. And one of those problems is drug abuse, misuse definitely.  Read Full Intro

Carey & Ryan: first look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 13:55:33 September 29, 2010 13:55:33

Carey Mulligan and Ryan Gosling on the set of Drive today in LA. I don’t know...do I need to write any more than that? Oh and please don’t worry about Carey and Ryan and Shia and it all turning out a mess. It won’t. With some people it’s inevitable. You can feel it. And then in other cases, the impossibility of it is equally palpable. Full Story

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Reese works with Tom and a grocery cockblock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 13:34:06 September 29, 2010 13:34:06

Reese Witherspoon was on set with Tom Hardy yesterday in Vancouver for This Means War. She’s really popping in these shots, so lovely right now. Am also attaching fresh photos of Tom Hardy picking up groceries at the end of the day. And a great story from my friend Marty. Marty lives around there and he happened to be in the store on the weekend when Tom stopped in for a few things. Full Story

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