Now this I understand

June 4, 2010 12:15:15 Posted at June 4, 2010 12:15:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you already know, Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight does nothing for me. At all. Not feeling the hair, the constipation face, the poor acting, the makeup, none… This new haircut however is very promising. And these photos of him on the set of Water for Elephants, with the apple cheeked glow of a long day’s work in the field, youthful and exuberant, without a trace of his cheese vampire limp dick, well now this I can come around to, even with those old fashioned pants accentuating his mothering hips. Full Story

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Remember when…

June 4, 2010 11:57:47 Posted at June 4, 2010 11:57:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We cared about Julia Stiles? What? You never cared about Julia Stiles? Fine. Well I did. I cared about her in Save the Last Dance and I definitely cared about her in 10 Things I Hate About You and then it felt like she kept making the same movies over and over again and … she just stopped mattering. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 4, 2010 11:29:31 Posted at June 4, 2010 11:29:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at his face right before they kiss. It’s HOT (Dlisted)

Great. Another dumbass Kardashian talking out of her ass (The Superficial)

Scarlett Johansson screws Esquire (Popeater)

Loved Jessica Biel’s dress last night (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Greene remembered that she hasn’t reminded us to care about her so she went to the gym (Pop Sugar)

Yeah. I’d watch that happen on video (Towleroad)

Cheryl Cole in short shorts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sheryl Crow has a Levi too! (E! Online)

Angelina Jolie has friends to celebrate her birthday with (Just Jared)

John Stamos taking time off… to find Jennifer Aniston? (Cele|bitchy)

Your girl-kiss is tired

June 4, 2010 10:33:07 Posted at June 4, 2010 10:33:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two months ago when JailBait Miley Cyrus’s video for Can’t Be Tamed was released, I wrote this article laying back to back her effort in comparison to Lindsay Lohan’s for Rumours, both poor imitations of Britney Spears, especially the Sweaty Group Dancing. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s excellent apology

June 4, 2010 09:37:57 Posted at June 4, 2010 09:37:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Click here for my comments earlier this week about Kristen’s Stewart’s rape remark in Elle UK. I compared her asstalking to Megan Fox’s – a symptom of celebrity narcissism and youthful righteousness. Stewart has now issued an apology via People.com Full Story

Ryan Phillippe...a new piece?

June 4, 2010 09:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2010 09:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been almost a month. They met at a party and were making out within minutes. Now it’s weekend holidays. Must be serious. Sure. Here’s Ryan Phillippe with a new trick, some model called Alexis Knapp, hitting up the liquor store last weekend for a Memorial Day party. Professionally for Phillippe it’s been an adjustment. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling... a new piece?

June 4, 2010 08:40:47 Posted at June 4, 2010 08:40:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This might ruin your weekend. I’m sorry. You may want to look away. Am currently working from etalk studio at 299 Queen West in Toronto where it’s magazine central. So they highlighted for me a page in the new People. Page 28 if you’re looking. And tucked away in the corner is a small item with a heart marked “flirting”. Full Story

Big balls on the carpet

June 4, 2010 08:31:51 Posted at June 4, 2010 08:31:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a testosterone-fueled premiere last night in LA for The A-Team – tanks and guns and other forms of penis enlargement all in service of what they hope will be one of this summer’s biggest box office hits and making it two for two for Bradley Cooper following The Hangover’s remarkable success last year. Full Story

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June 4, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 4, 2010 07:49:30 Posted at June 4, 2010 07:49:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Thera – Happy 30th Birthday! Not dreadful! By request, here’s Gwen Stefani on the cover of InStyle. Happy Birthday Megan from Andrea! You’ll have a chance to see Robert Pattinson’s “mothering hips” this weekend at the MTV Movie Awards. Will try to include some photos on Monday and some hatemail too. Full Story

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Have received many emails the last few days since it’s June and the Smut Soiree happens every year in June about when and where. It’ll be June 28th. Details to follow soon. Have also received many emails and tweets requesting commentary on the Fergie situation and her attempt at image rehabilitation via The Mighty Opes.  Read Full Intro

Jackson's disadvantage

June 3, 2010 12:28:57 Posted at June 3, 2010 12:28:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He's the hottest vampire in Twilight. The problem: he looks like sh-t in Twilight. That wig, the makeup, to say nothing of his limited opportunity to showcase anything but the most embarrassing expressions ...in a film full of bad acting examples, he unfortunately stands out. What sucks for Jackson Rathbone is that since he's so low profile, that's the only version of him that most non-TwiHards are aware of. Full Story