Two days after looking like total sh-t in Switzerland, Gwyneth was photographed last night in London for Gary Barlow’s birthday celebration and performance in a tight grey dress with big heels and her hair slicked back, a slight improvement on how we last saw her. Full Story

Katie M! Happy Birthday! Maggie D wrote to remind me and of course I know exactly what you want for Christmas, and every other occasion, including today. Photos of Robert Pattinson are below. And because I know you’re too polite to ask – he and Kristen Stewart are FINE. There is however some interesting information about attitudes coming off the set that I’ll get to when I’m home from Sundance. Full Story

Check out little Louis’s expression here. He’s probably just grumpy after a nap. But I like to think he’s sending a message to that f-cking dickhead who almost became his dad. Sandy and Louis left her place in New York today and were swarmed by the paps. But this, as noted earlier, is her way, non? You show them that they can’t beat you. Full Story

Sasha!!! Bitch I don’t care how busy you are at work. I want this cardigan. Also, I have a bet going with Dylan that out of the 7 nights we’re here, he can’t drink for 3 of them. There’s $100 on the line. You want some of this action? Something tells me this cardigan is a lot more than $100. Full Story

Does she have a song called Second Chances? Because she's about to. People.com is reporting that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal hooked up last night in Nashville, seen together at a restaurant. They weren't tonguing each other or anything but it was just the two of them. Full Story

Written by Sasha Last May I needed to have a surgery that required that I have my entire thyroid removed as there were growths all over and through it that were potentially cancerous. Ya, it super sucked and now I am left with a scar right across my neck. Full Story

Sandra Bullock was awfully controlled on Sunday at the Golden Globes. Not her usual sunny, smiley self. Why was her face so tight? Today is not the day to speculate about what she’s doing to it. Because today is the day her ex-husband announced he’s engaged. To Kat Von D. A year ago, Sandy was on her way to Oscar, the favourite, riding a great campaign, Miss Most Popular, with a husband she always publicly shouted out as her perfect partner while accepting accolade after accolade in front of her peers. Full Story

She talks about this a lot. Once she said that one of her life goals was to win an Oscar before the age of 30. I still laugh about that one. This is a classic Lohan delusion. Daydreaming about something so out of reach, like it’s actually a possibility, for the sake of the achievement itself, without actually stopping to consider what it would take to make that a reality. Full Story

Well if this isn’t a douche alert… Check out Ryan Phillippe, in track pants and a nipple-hugging white t-shirt, after lunch yesterday in LA cruising around in a ROLLS ROYCE. Really??? A Rolls Royce? Like, who ARE you? And why is Amanda Seyfried so stupid? How do you get hard when a guy pulls up in a Rolls Royce steering it with his dick? Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe. Full Story