Take refuge among Hello Kitties

June 1, 2010 09:46:54 Posted at June 1, 2010 09:46:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SJP and co left the States just in time to escape critical evisceration of their movie and the uncomfortable reality of a tepid box office. As noted in today’s open, Sex & the City 2 is one of the worst reviewed movies of the year. But not for the Hello Kitties. My people, we Asians, we are major consumers of designer goods, perhaps part of the reason why luxury is no longer luxury. Full Story

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Hold my baby

June 1, 2010 08:44:00 Posted at June 1, 2010 08:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday in the Kristen Stewart article – click here for a refresher – I posited that Celebrity is a job, and part of the job is posing with fans. And their babies. Which is what Gwen Stefani did yesterday, holding on to some random’s random distressed child. Full Story

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The Italian Queen: Team Jolie?

June 1, 2010 08:10:47 Posted at June 1, 2010 08:10:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I’ve been all over her Twitter because, well, she wants me to be. She wants you to be. That’s the point of it. Elisabetta Canalis currently has almost 800 followers, nearly triple and growing steadily since we first noticed it when I was in Cannes. After all, it’s only one step away from George. Full Story

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How much trouble...

June 1, 2010 07:30:26 Posted at June 1, 2010 07:30:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Could these two get in together? Apparently it was just a chance encounter at LAX when Ewan McGregor ran into Robbie Williams and his girlfriend Ayda Field. But even though Robbie has supposedly mellowed out the last year or so, partying with Ewan, there could be some serious damage. At least in my imagination. Full Story

June 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 1, 2010 07:23:00 Posted at June 1, 2010 07:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Gordie and his big goofy face and for Rob who brought him home where he belongs after a rough start in life. Am so happy you found each other. Love your description of his “small-man syndrome”. Marcus has a little bit of that too. He also has “I’m a pussy syndrome” and often turns into a drama queen for no reason. Full Story

Monday, May 31, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Hush, love. I see two lights in the sky. Oh it’s almost blinding me... Two doves will emerge from Celine Dion’s womb 6 months from now. And oh happy us, hopefully we’ll get to see every ultrasound and hear every heartbeat.  Read Full Intro

The A-Team Nascar

May 31, 2010 16:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2010 16:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’re less than two weeks away now from the release of The A-Team. I can’t wait. It looks bad. And this is good. Because you don’t go to The A-Team expecting The Hurt Locker anyway. The stars of the movie, without their leader Liam Neeson/Hannibal, were at the Coca-Cola 600 Nascar race in Charlotte yesterday on a promotional gig. Full Story

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The GMD slaps some boy ass

May 31, 2010 15:07:00 Posted at May 31, 2010 15:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He just wishes it was Robert Pattinson’s. Seen these? For those who haven’t, it’s the GMD reprising his memorable role from Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman in two ads for the upcoming MTV Movie Awards airing June 6th. The first is a play on Risky Business. For years I’ve never been able to articulate why his feet in those socks bothers me in that scene. Full Story

Jude on the tube

May 31, 2010 12:33:14 Posted at May 31, 2010 12:33:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, not really. He’s just walking through Waterloo station with his children in his leather jacket and rolled up jeans with no socks and that little head squiggle all messed up. The photo agency is noting that Jude seems tired. It was his turn with the kids this weekend then, non? Sometimes it seems he has, like, 40 of them. Full Story

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Unemployed and no photoshop

May 31, 2010 11:58:00 Posted at May 31, 2010 11:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Megan Fox spent the long weekend with Brian Austin Green in Hawaii not appearing to be too broken up about being replaced by that hot British model in Transformers 3. Fox will soon start heavy promotion for Jonah Hex. And not a bad way to kick it off given that the movie is expected to appeal primarily to the male demographic. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: a Megan Fox moment

May 31, 2010 11:30:00 Posted at May 31, 2010 11:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart is featured this month in Elle UK. Click here for the scans. The photographs are cute and sexy and irreverent, the interview is rather unremarkable save for a cheeky moment at the end when she shows the reporter a personal photo of what’s assumed to be Stewart with Robert Pattinson and a rather inflammatory complaint about being a celebrity and all the intrusion that comes with it. Full Story

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