Who are your friends?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 10:13:35 August 12, 2010 10:13:35

Yeah yeah, Mischa Barton may or may not be smoking joint in St Tropez on a yacht. This is not fresh. And, obviously, in these circles, with this lifestyle, there is no friendship, no loyalty, no trust. Which explains how these photos came to be. Because these are not pap shots. And if they are pap shots, that pap was straight up invited onto that boat. Full Story

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This is a throwdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 09:36:00 August 12, 2010 09:36:00

A showdownHell no I can’t slow downIt’s gonna goDown Were you down with Let Your Backbone Slide outside of Canada? It’s our favourite – a throwdown is brewing. And this time it’s not about reality show skanks but two starry adversaries pitted against each other for a role and several threads connecting them. Full Story

Sweethearts are bitches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 08:52:50 August 12, 2010 08:52:50

With the exception of Sandra Bullock, consider Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, and of course the biggest one Julia Roberts. The blondeness, the friendness, the big smile, they are misleading, non? But this isn’t new, that Julia is all about Julia, that Julia is better, above it, and over it. Full Story

Lea Michele knows Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 08:01:34 August 12, 2010 08:01:34

We’ll get to the poseharding Try in a minute. But first... Let’s enjoy some bitchass amazingness from Lea Michele who gave an interview to the Hollywood Reporter recently and revealed that the Glee producers are saving Justin Timberlake for the all important post Super Bowl episode. Then came this gold: “. Full Story

Halle in September

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 07:20:00 August 12, 2010 07:20:00

The September Issue. Arguably the most important issue. And Halle Berry on the cover. Or, as she would say, a “woman of colour” on the cover: "What that means for a woman of color and what that means in the fashion world, what that means to pop culture, there was no way I could say, 'No, I'm not going to be on the biggest issue of the year. Full Story

100 days is still too long

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 06:39:00 August 12, 2010 06:39:00

It’s meant to tell us that we’re closer...but goddamn, it still feels like a long stretch: yesterday marked 100 days until the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, the beginning of the end. Of course right now however, it’s time to market the sh-t out of it, starting with fan engagement, which is why Emma Watson was enlisted to promote the new Facebook page – click here to access Full Story

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I rarely remember my dreams unless they’re sh-t. Had the worst dream last night. True story. I’d lost the ability to read. Like, gone. It started on the couch, where I read for about half an hour after work, and Mockingjay had just arrived, and I opened the first chapter and recognised nothing.  Read Full Intro

RDJ and a new piece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2010 13:36:30 August 11, 2010 13:36:30

Robert Downey Jr is in London. He was photographed leaving Guy Ritchie’s house today. Guy Ritchie meanwhile was photographed last night after dinner with his new piece. It’s too hot for me to bother with knowing her name and, frankly, do we have to? I’m all Snooked and JWowwed and Levi’d out. Full Story

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So much James Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2010 12:28:44 August 11, 2010 12:28:44

I feel about James Franco the way we’re apt to feel about an old boyfriend – don’t want to get with that anymore but (and don’t lie) you want to know the goods: what does he do, did he gain weight, is there a girl/wife, is she as cute as I am? In Franco’s case, even though he’s no longer at the top of the Five List, the curiosity is still there, and it’s not like he’s receded from the spotlight either. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2010 11:53:00 August 11, 2010 11:53:00

On this one I guess I’m Team Aniston (Dlisted)

Rihanna’s new neck tat (The Superficial)

Holy. Sh-t. Look at the size of this waist. (Popeater)

I can’t look at her without remembering the time she kind of dated the GMD (Hollywood Tuna)

Jackson Rathbone still likes M Night Shyamalan even though he’s a sucky bitch (Just Jared)

Does Serena really wear flip-flops on Gossip Girl? (Pop Sugar)

True Blood hates Snoop (The FAB Life)

Nah. Not a bad ass at all. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Please. PLEASE let this woman write a book. Or at least a blog about it. (Huffington Post)

Dev Patel on the Hollywood hustle as an Asian actor (Cele|bitchy)

Where are you November?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2010 10:37:07 August 11, 2010 10:37:07

I’m the asshole who almost cries every time I hear the Harry Potter theme music. You know those iconic notes right? They’re mysterious and exciting and sad and uplifting all at the same time. F-ck. Why can’t November be in August? From now until November, they will keep teasing us. Full Story