McJakey & the Mighty Opes!

March 9, 2010 07:49:07 Posted at March 9, 2010 07:49:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the new campaign: make McJakey happen! And it sounds like you’re all over it too. Well...most of you. The McGoslings can’t move on. And they hit me hard with hate yesterday. Here’s a sample from Linda in Calgary: Stop pushing that stupid idiot Jake Gyllenhale on Rachel. Rachel and Ryan belong together, you will see. Full Story

RDJ, Oscars, Iron Man 2

March 9, 2010 07:42:03 Posted at March 9, 2010 07:42:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday’s RDJ Oscar post was mostly re: his presenting duties with Tina Fey. Forgot to mention how it was with Robert Downey Jr and his wife Susan on the carpet. They are ADORABLE. He’s totally all over her, he can’t stop touching her, and talking to her, or to himself, and they laugh a lot together, and he’s so obviously delighted by her, and it’s not gross or tacky or inappropriate, just really sweet and genuine and fun. Full Story

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March 9, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 9, 2010 07:20:44 Posted at March 9, 2010 07:20:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To 22 Miles and Risky Business – thank you for beginning and ending your Oscar week with me, and for the hospitality, and of course for the stories. Get your house ready. Next time I’m staying there!  Full Story

Monday, March 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It was a party all weekend. Several parties happening concurrently every night from Thursday to Sunday, culminating obviously at Vanity Fair post-Oscar and then at Guy Oseary’s with Madonna and Demi Moore. Even those not nominated, not even in film, even those you wouldn’t think would have to work are working it.  Read Full Intro

She really looks unhappy

March 8, 2010 13:53:31 Posted at March 8, 2010 13:53:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the Chosen One is being forced into being a butch by her biological baby hating parents and wearing her hair short. She must be terribly unhappy. I don’t know about kids so I’m probably talking out of my ass when I say she looks pretty content to me. This child is miserable. I can tell by the way she’s reaching for her mother. Full Story

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Oscar Overtry: Lea Michele

March 8, 2010 13:21:49 Posted at March 8, 2010 13:21:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Post By Duana IMDB says Lea Michele's birthday is August 29, 1986. I have a friend who shares this exact birthday, and based on hangouts with her, that means getting settled into 23, not leaving anytime soon. 24 is awhile away. When you're 23-not-24, the point of fashion is fun or ridiculous or 'I can't believe I get to wear this'. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 8, 2010 13:08:00 Posted at March 8, 2010 13:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s the new Madonna. Life of the party. (Dlisted)

How Christina Hendricks does the Oscars. OMG. (The Superficial)

Why George Clooney is using a flat iron (Popeater)

Lilo avoids Oscars, terrorises Paris Fashion Week (Hollywood Tuna)

Natalie Portman at Vanity Fair (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart barefoot at the party (Pop Sugar)

This is supposedly Christina Ricci. Can you see her? (ASL)

Filthy Scab and her fans (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

JLo goes for black at Vanity Fair (INO)

Miley Cyrus is “deeper” than you (Cele|bitchy)

Worst in Show: George & the Italian Queen

March 8, 2010 12:30:15 Posted at March 8, 2010 12:30:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s start with Ely. Elisabetta Canalis made it to the Super Bowl. She’s been workin’ it for months. Months. So you’d think, you’d think she’d bring it home hard, non? Um. Non. Totally predictable that she wore red. She didn’t bother washing her hair. And it’s a sateen disaster. Full Story

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Best in Show: Sandra Bullock

March 8, 2010 11:42:14 Posted at March 8, 2010 11:42:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Post By Duana There are three reasons that guys I know love Sandra Bullock. 1) If you ran your hands through her hair she wouldn't scream "Don't, I just did it!" 2) Get the impression she's not going to be an uptight "lights out before we get naked" kind of girl. 3) So endlessly relaxed when she's being interviewed on these carpets - even tonight when she's poised to win and is trying really hard to pretend like she hasn't heard all the rumours that call her a lock - she is so easy and fun and f-cking real that she manages to not only have a good interview with a guy who got this job out of absolutely nowhere (seriously, who was that EW guy in the post-red carpet pre-show show?) but also create a catchphrase. Full Story

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Oscar Good Dress, Bad Dress: Maggie & Charlize

March 8, 2010 11:33:03 Posted at March 8, 2010 11:33:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A lot of people call Maggie Gyllenhaal ugly because she doesn’t look like Reese Witherspoon. Having met Maggie at the Spirit Awards on Friday, I can tell you her sex appeal is through the roof. It’s the way she holds herself. And the slight condescension when she speaks to you. She’s tall, so she looks down on most people, literally and figuratively, and you know I like bitches, and oh Maggie, she can be a bitch, and so of course I’m properly in love with her. Full Story

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Best Imaginary New Couple: Rachel & Jake

March 8, 2010 11:24:01 Posted at March 8, 2010 11:24:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Post By Duana & Lainey So tonight Lara says "Everything is right in the world when Rachel McAdams is around" which is so true. But the other half of it is that I just want everything to be OK for Rachel. She's a hometown girl, and I don't think anyone worried about her until post-Gosling. Full Story

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