House of der Sh-ts temp ink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 09:58:17 September 27, 2010 09:58:17

In a recent ad campaign for her mother Tina’s assy and not exactly original designs, Beyonce was photographed with temp tattoos all over her back. It’s now becoming another way for ma to make even more cash money. So they’re partnering with an airbrush company to sell the images off Beysus’s back: “With a Sixties-pinup-girl meets-futuristic-biker-chick theme, Beyoncé and I really wanted to give our Deréon fall 2010 campaign a tough edginess. Full Story

Emma Watson’s grown up move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 09:53:25 September 27, 2010 09:53:25

Written by Sarah There are two things that really suck for actors: getting famous overnight and getting famous for playing a beloved character. If the former, you’re always proving that you deserve what looks like a lottery win, and if the latter you’re always fighting the specter of that beloved character. Full Story

Photo Assumption the Affleck-Phoenixes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 09:23:23 September 27, 2010 09:23:23

At the PETA Gala on Saturday night – Joaquin Phoenix showed up clean-shaven and lean, like Johnny Cash lean, hand in hand with his sister Rain, all smiles and even, almost, jovial with photographers. Photo Assumption says someone is actually trying (hard) to be liked again and, while we’re at it, to convince people he’s not f-cked up. Full Story

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Pipsqueak is everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 08:54:00 September 27, 2010 08:54:00

All up in your face this weekend promoting The Social Network. Then again, it’s easy to promote The Social Network. Everybody already loves The Social Network. The real test is promoting the sh-ts. Like The Open Road. What? You don’t know The Open Road? Justin Timberlake starred in The Open Road. Full Story

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American Girl and the Brange swarm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 08:26:00 September 27, 2010 08:26:00

You know what’s trippy? The first time I commented on American Girl it was also in reference to a Brange article. Click here for a refresher. It was just after the Oscars in March and Duana and Michelle took me to the American Girl at The Grove for my first visit. Full Story

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Mimi didn’t want to get up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 07:22:12 September 27, 2010 07:22:12

You know if she could, Mimi would perform while reclined on a divan. You know if she could, she’d live her entire life reclined on a divan. She probably already eats like that, she’d f-ck like that, she’d sing like that, and she’d certainly try to dance like that, a melon popping up on and down on a sofa. Full Story

September 27, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 07:06:00 September 27, 2010 07:06:00

To Kelly in Meadow Lake, SK from Holly who misses you in Edmonton and requested for you some clean cut Brad Pitt. Remember when he was blonde? No one else liked it but I did so much. Oh and PS. Congratulations on the engagement! And Happy Birthday Holly! As for Taylor Kitsch being The One – no doubt, I believe you, but unfortunately he’s not yet famous enough (only a matter of time!) for new photos every week. Full Story

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Friday, September 24, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The Facebook movie will be all up in your face in the new few days as The Social Network moves towards its highly anticipated October 1 release and its stars, and its director and writer, are now making a final traditional press push having already solidified an impressive online campaign.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2010 12:49:39 September 24, 2010 12:49:39

Jacek, who is as cheap as they come, is very generously sending 4 of my girlfriends and me out tonight for a sleepover. It’s a win win for everyone. This way he doesn’t have to shop for a gift and I get to kick off my birthday weekend with a slumber party. Am heading out early to meet up with everyone. Will be back on Monday!

No...what? John Travolta a sex addict??? Well I never! (Dlisted)

Great headline. There really is another. (The Superficial)

James Franco failed at proper acting and it doesn’t matter (Popeater)

You have GOT to be kidding me (Hollywood Tuna)

Why does Claire Danes look so old? (Just Jared)

Oh yes. Start the weekend with Jon Hamm facial hair (Pop Sugar)

Sneak peek of John Stamos on Glee (Celebuzz)

Katherine Heigl’s blondeness in a different light. Yep, it still sucks. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ummm...Justin Bieber’s acting is sh-ttier than Mischa Barton’s (DailyFill)

F-ck you Joaquin Phoenix. THIS is a performance. (Cele|bitchy)

Anne without the wig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2010 10:52:38 September 24, 2010 10:52:38

She was wearing one while shooting One Day in England – click here for a refresher. Sigh. One Day. And she’s Emma. She really is. But either there’s a break from production or they’re done. Wouldn’t surprise me if they’re done. Full Story

It’s not Jen’s fault

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2010 09:39:22 September 24, 2010 09:39:22

Everyone was sh-tting on Jennifer Aniston yesterday about guesting on Cougar Town and not helping the ratings. As you know, I’m all over sh-tting on Jennifer Aniston, any time, it’s my favourite game, but the thing is, I just watched that clip and here’s one you can’t blame her for. Full Story