Monday, May 31, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Hush, love. I see two lights in the sky. Oh it’s almost blinding me... Two doves will emerge from Celine Dion’s womb 6 months from now. And oh happy us, hopefully we’ll get to see every ultrasound and hear every heartbeat.  Read Full Intro

The A-Team Nascar

May 31, 2010 16:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2010 16:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’re less than two weeks away now from the release of The A-Team. I can’t wait. It looks bad. And this is good. Because you don’t go to The A-Team expecting The Hurt Locker anyway. The stars of the movie, without their leader Liam Neeson/Hannibal, were at the Coca-Cola 600 Nascar race in Charlotte yesterday on a promotional gig. Full Story

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The GMD slaps some boy ass

May 31, 2010 15:07:00 Posted at May 31, 2010 15:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He just wishes it was Robert Pattinson’s. Seen these? For those who haven’t, it’s the GMD reprising his memorable role from Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman in two ads for the upcoming MTV Movie Awards airing June 6th. The first is a play on Risky Business. For years I’ve never been able to articulate why his feet in those socks bothers me in that scene. Full Story

Jude on the tube

May 31, 2010 12:33:14 Posted at May 31, 2010 12:33:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, not really. He’s just walking through Waterloo station with his children in his leather jacket and rolled up jeans with no socks and that little head squiggle all messed up. The photo agency is noting that Jude seems tired. It was his turn with the kids this weekend then, non? Sometimes it seems he has, like, 40 of them. Full Story

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Unemployed and no photoshop

May 31, 2010 11:58:00 Posted at May 31, 2010 11:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Megan Fox spent the long weekend with Brian Austin Green in Hawaii not appearing to be too broken up about being replaced by that hot British model in Transformers 3. Fox will soon start heavy promotion for Jonah Hex. And not a bad way to kick it off given that the movie is expected to appeal primarily to the male demographic. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: a Megan Fox moment

May 31, 2010 11:30:00 Posted at May 31, 2010 11:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart is featured this month in Elle UK. Click here for the scans. The photographs are cute and sexy and irreverent, the interview is rather unremarkable save for a cheeky moment at the end when she shows the reporter a personal photo of what’s assumed to be Stewart with Robert Pattinson and a rather inflammatory complaint about being a celebrity and all the intrusion that comes with it. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 31, 2010 11:07:40 Posted at May 31, 2010 11:07:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Evan Rachel Wood dresses like Avril Lavigne but Avril has the hotter man. By FAR. (Dlisted)

For a minute there I thought Audrina’s tits were Tara Reid’s (The Superficial)

James Franco and nude men??? (Popeater)

Megan Fox undressing at the airport? (Hollywood Tuna)

I conjured them: Tara Reid’s ghetto tits and her ghetto ass body. Regret. (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried’s white summer dress (Pop Sugar)

Gaga has a bag Posh wants next (ASL)

Some supermodel goes topless (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taupe’s weekend with the girls (INO)

How Cameron Diaz stays in shape: water and sex (Cele|bitchy)

George is flexible

May 31, 2010 08:35:58 Posted at May 31, 2010 08:35:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At least he looks that way in the trailer for The American. Have you seen it? At one point, he’s stretches flat into his legs, George the gymnast. It’s very impressive. And he’s lean and cut and seems kinda depressed and there might be a love scene and it was shot in Italy, the cinematography is compelling, and there’s a sexy Euro-feel to it all and they say they’re trying to ready The American for the Venice Film Festival first week in September which would make the Italian Queen very happy and if he follows that up in Toronto for TIFF it’ll make me very happy too. Full Story

JailBait vs Sue Sylvester

May 31, 2010 08:14:32 Posted at May 31, 2010 08:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. Sue would thump her in the beat-me mouth. So Miley Cyrus is currently promoting her new album. She was in Madrid this afternoon at a photo call fronting like she’s all grown up, like she knows about quality and authenticity, unlike the sh-t they serve up on Glee. When asked by Billboard about the show, JailBait said that: “Honestly, musicals? I just can’t. Full Story

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Brange in Malibu

May 31, 2010 07:44:27 Posted at May 31, 2010 07:44:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Memorial Day weekend. Here they are at a friend’s house enjoying a few cocktails while their boys Maddox and Pax played nearby on the beach. Miss Zahara, the Chosen One, and the Holy Twins were not seen. This no doubt will result in a new round of rumours courtesy of Star/In Touch/Life&Style/News of the World alleging that Mother Jolie abandoned the biological ones, especially Shiloh, on her birthday weekend. Full Story

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Butterscotch hiking

May 31, 2010 07:23:00 Posted at May 31, 2010 07:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In North Vancouver, Grouse Mountain (the BCMC) – here’s Owen Wilson who was joined this weekend by his brother Andrew and Woody Harrelson getting in a workout on the weekend. He completed the hike in 56 minutes just behind Andrew and well ahead of Woody who took an hour and 20 minutes. Also with Owen: a woman purported to be his steady girlfriend, with whom he’s less mindful of being photographed. Full Story

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