GOOPy, are you poor?

March 11, 2010 16:31:04 Posted at March 11, 2010 16:31:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I worry a lot about Jessica Simpson. All the time. And sometimes I worry for Carey Mulligan. I worry that she’ll get swept away. But I have never worried for Gwyneth. Girls like Gwyneth, connected like Gwyneth, raised like Gwyneth, they always end up ok. I thought. But there are cracks in the upper crust. Full Story

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Can you see her hoo-hoo?

March 11, 2010 13:14:26 Posted at March 11, 2010 13:14:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Bounty Hunter must be really sh-t. Because Jennifer Aniston is pulling out all the tricks. One trick in particular. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in a shorter dress. This is not a bend over dress. This isn’t even a take wide steps dress. Yeah, Jen’s bringing out the hoo-hoo so you’ll go see her new movie. Full Story

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Yay for constipation face and bad wigs!

March 11, 2010 12:32:09 Posted at March 11, 2010 12:32:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Earlier this week, a 10 second teaser trailer was released online in advance of the 90 second proper trailer for Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I’m confused too. But it speaks to the Twilight Nation’s eagerness to eat up anything, to buy up anything, to shoot up anything related to their franchise. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 11, 2010 11:25:03 Posted at March 11, 2010 11:25:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Damn. You’d think French people would be cooler about this sh-t (Dlisted)

Another reason fame sucks: getting drunk on camera (The Superficial)

It’s an epidemic in Hollywood. And still these parents keep sending their kids there (Popeater)

Ashley Greene buys flowers. Is not naked. (Hollywood Tuna)

Gossip Girl spoilers! (Just Jared)

Hearing Gisele Bundchen talk just gave me some lady wood. And then there’s her husband. Major distraction (Pop Sugar)

What Joshua Jackson goes home to. Hotness. (Popoholic)

Cammie D on set in a little black dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan’s lawyers: famewhores too? (Gawker)

LOVE Carey Mulligan in yellow. Not so much as a hostess at a Chinese restaurant (Go Fug Yourself)

When Pippy’s in Vegas...

March 11, 2010 10:20:16 Posted at March 11, 2010 10:20:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelfy just has to eat it. Yesterday Jessica Biel who is these days more shrink ass than she is shelf ass was in New York promoting Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro, the doc that was filmed during her climb up the mountain last month with the poor man’s Shia LaBeouf and others. As you can see, her upper lip is f-cking CRAZY. Full Story

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Little Bitch has to beg

March 11, 2010 09:48:23 Posted at March 11, 2010 09:48:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Keep begging you piece of sh-t. Chris Brown beat down his girlfriend last year. Then he went jetskiing. And he went to basketball games. And he only reported for community service because he was ordered to. And he spends more time partying with Diddy and shooting music videos than reaching out to those who’ve suffered unspeakable abuse. Full Story

As predicted...

March 11, 2010 09:17:29 Posted at March 11, 2010 09:17:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny was so cute and casual and pretty yesterday at the airport. Click here for a refresher. However, as I noted at the end of that article: “But watch, tomorrow on the talk shows she’ll be back to what they make her: too old and too tacky. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s best hair

March 11, 2010 08:05:47 Posted at March 11, 2010 08:05:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her mullet has grown out into a layered, shaggy mop. LOVE it. Especially the first step at the front, like a grown out fringe. She looks amazing, head to toe amazing gorgessity. The makeup is great, the dress is pure sex, am fangirling for her legs, though I would have chosen a less sparkly shoe. It’s an Eva Longoria shoe, you know see what I mean? Whatever. Full Story

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Post-Oscar Anna’s sweet second home

March 11, 2010 06:59:57 Posted at March 11, 2010 06:59:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anna Kendrick arrived back in Vancouver yesterday to work on I’m With Cancer, or whatever it’s now being called or not called, with Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt who replaced James McAvoy. As you know, Anna made her first appearance at the Oscars on Sunday as a Best Supporting Actress nominee – not bad for a maiden voyage down the Kodak red carpet. Full Story

You’re better when she’s not around

March 11, 2010 06:51:21 Posted at March 11, 2010 06:51:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot. He’s HOT when that scraggly non-eater isn’t lurking around him waiting for some love crumbs. Here’s Alexander Skarsgard at Joan’s on Third for lunch with friends yesterday and no Kate Bosworth. He’s smiling, he’s laughing, he looks good. Actually, he looks really, really good. Full Story

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March 11, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 11, 2010 06:32:25 Posted at March 11, 2010 06:32:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Jodi with love from Nancy who requested for you some True Blood Eric. It’s coming. A LOT of new photos are coming. Try to ignore the scraggly bitch chasing after him. And for Katy in Oklahoma City – good luck in surgery, and wishing you a quick recovery the rest of the month. Full Story