Jen and an urecognisable Gerry

March 10, 2010 07:38:17 Posted at March 10, 2010 07:38:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That much hyped W Magazine cover. For weeks we were hearing that they went into the desert and practically f-cked for the cameras. And while that may have been the case during the shoot, the photos they’ve chosen to release speak to something decidedly less sexy. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are promoting The Bounty Hunter. Full Story

March 10, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 10, 2010 07:17:00 Posted at March 10, 2010 07:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 36th Birthday Amy! By request, here’s Common at the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday. Enjoy! To Melissa – Happy Birthday! I’m sorry to hear it’s been a rough go lately but it’s a new year, with your new sport utility, and a new job – it’s time to turn it around. Full Story

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s a big day today. Today is the Chinese Squawking Chicken’s 60th birthday. There was a party on Saturday. Jacek flew to Toronto represent us as I was in LA for Oscar weekend. He was her personal photographer. She wore sparkly pink and made my dad kiss her in front of the audience and asked people if they’d ever been to a better party.  Read Full Intro

Granny skipped this year

March 9, 2010 14:44:00 Posted at March 9, 2010 14:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the high expectations they had for Nine, it was kinda sad that Penelope Cruz had to go it at the Oscars virtually alone. With Javier, yes, but oftentimes nominees travel in packs and operate like teams. Pene had no teammates. She was the only one singled out. So this is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban and their daughter Sunday Rose in Sydney yesterday. Full Story

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What are you trying to say?

March 9, 2010 13:36:29 Posted at March 9, 2010 13:36:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s a two time Oscar winner, and you already know my thoughts on that. And she won both awards playing androgynous characters. And she most recently played Amelia Earhart. And now all of a sudden she shows up at the Vanity Fair party pretty much forcing her tits down our throats. What’s up Hilary Swank? You trying to tell us something? Many of you have emailed for commentary on her appearance. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 9, 2010 11:44:15 Posted at March 9, 2010 11:44:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lainey’s in transit to the airport in LA traffic. Need I say more? She’ll be back with more but here’s my version of Tingles to move things along. Jacek.

This video is the best career decision Heidi Montag will ever make. It would be funnier if she could act but she gets a pass for effort and humility (The Superficial)

This is what the devil and his servant look like in hell (Dlisted)

Letterman’s bitch to plead guilty (PopEater)

I have no idea who this is but it doesn’t matter when you look like this. Call her a celeb. (Hollywood Tuna)

Heigl improving her hate-f-ck status. I would. (Just Jared)

RPatz talking baby rumours? Many instantly click. Oh RPatz you’re so dreamy. (Pop Sugar)

Sean Penn has clearly been dared to be as annoying as possible (The Blemish)

Who needs guns or pepper spray when you have breast milk? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Megan Fox’s fake talents on display in GQ (Popholic)

This chick scares me. Crazy eyes and crazy looks (Go Fug Yourself)

Madge & Spittle???

March 9, 2010 09:51:35 Posted at March 9, 2010 09:51:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to Hollywood Life, Spittle was Madonna’s target the other night at her annual Oscar afterparty co-hosted by her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore. According to Hollywood Life eyewitnesses, Madge and Spittle were all over each other, grinding up on the dance floor in plain view. Full Story

Gwyneth and another lead singer

March 9, 2010 09:38:00 Posted at March 9, 2010 09:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here we go. Can’t wait to read how the British tabs will spin this. This is Gwyneth Paltrow surveying the construction around her house today in London. The dude with her is supposedly Gary Lightbody. He’s the front man for Snow Patrol, a band most famous for their inclusion on the Grey’s Anatomy soundtrack. Full Story

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Crank litigation

March 9, 2010 09:08:17 Posted at March 9, 2010 09:08:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When a bitch is broke, she will resort to anything. When a bitch is broke and cranked, well, the f-ckery is epic. I’ve been in LA for a week. Have updated a few files, touched base with sources etc. The overwhelming consensus among industry insiders in Hollywood is that Lindsay Lohan isn’t even a discussion anymore. Full Story

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McJakey & the Mighty Opes!

March 9, 2010 07:49:07 Posted at March 9, 2010 07:49:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the new campaign: make McJakey happen! And it sounds like you’re all over it too. Well...most of you. The McGoslings can’t move on. And they hit me hard with hate yesterday. Here’s a sample from Linda in Calgary: Stop pushing that stupid idiot Jake Gyllenhale on Rachel. Rachel and Ryan belong together, you will see. Full Story