December 16, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2010 07:10:42 December 16, 2010 07:10:42

Happy Belated Birthday Tamiko! Good luck in New Orleans, let me know how it goes. And per your request, here are photos of Zoe Saldana at the Children’s Defence Fund event a couple of weeks ago. You’re right. She’s very, very low key, but also quite busy. She’ll be working steadily – at least on Avatar and Star Trek – for the next 3 to 4 years. Full Story

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Everyone was trying to make sense of the Golden Globe nominations yesterday as the HFPA sent out its messengers to “explain” their decisions, the most eyebrow-raising one, of course, being The Tourist’s 3 nominations in the Best Comedy/Musical category even though the film had originally been submitted as a Drama.  Read Full Intro

Jim + Colin on TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 14:16:44 December 15, 2010 14:16:44

A joint interview on Chatty Man. The best 13 minutes of my day. It’s worth 13 minutes of your day too. They are promoting The Way Back. They are really, really cute together. Opposites. Jim the quiet, unassuming, reluctant movie star and Colin in the spotlight, always. He even concedes to this at the end, when watching childhood home video. Full Story

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Jakey’s long, slow burn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 13:30:11 December 15, 2010 13:30:11

Hmmm...let me hear you say that over and over. It can be my new ring tone. This is Jake Gyllenhaal after lunch yesterday. He was with Taylor Swift last week, they celebrated her birthday, then she returned to Nashville and he’s been on his own, was on his own for the Golden Globe nominations yesterday. Full Story

Vanity Fair Bieber

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 13:02:35 December 15, 2010 13:02:35

Fashionista is reporting that Justin Bieber has graduated from covering Teen Tiger Child Beat magazines to Vanity Fair – an issue in February or March – to coincide with his tour movie Never Say Never. How you feel about this of course depends on, really, how old you are. Full Story

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Teen JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 11:50:00 December 15, 2010 11:50:00

This is the new poster for the upcoming season of American Idol courtesy of Entertainment Weekly. There’s Seacrest, a buoyant Steven Tyler, Randy Jackson doing jazz hands, and Miley Cyrus. No, actually, that’s Jennifer Lopez. They’ve teened her. Full Story

Alba Bitch recants (check definition)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 11:16:52 December 15, 2010 11:16:52

As mentioned the other day, “I don’t need writers” Jessica Alba is currently promoting the new Fockers movie. It didn’t happen on television but apparently she was asked in a round table situation with the press to clarify her comments from that Elle article in which she asstalked about real actors and not sticking with the script. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 10:43:40 December 15, 2010 10:43:40

Justin Timberlake will probably take credit for this (Dlisted)

Iron Man 3 loses its boss (The Superficial)

Little House on the Prairie calls out Miley Cyrus! (Popeater)

Jesus this girl gets papped a lot. And she doesn’t really sell (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling has the most interesting sweater-wear (Pop Sugar)

Kiki supports Sofia (Just Jared)

Nicole Richie is like airport security (Cele|bitchy)

Selena Gomez on how hard it is being a young celebrity (Celebuzz)

Love the ad. Meh about the model (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Charlie Sheen always gets away (Wonderwall)

JLH > Justin Timberlake? Well... Scarlett’s single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 09:43:25 December 15, 2010 09:43:25

Well... it depends how you see it. Where did all this “Oscar buzz” for Justin Timberlake originate anyway? Like I said the other day, whoever it was that was even suggesting it should be embarrassed. He is a joke in The Social Network. Which is why, since the Golden Globe nominations were a joke too, I suppose you could say he was snubbed for one. Full Story

What’s with the white?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 08:09:00 December 15, 2010 08:09:00

My G wore white again to the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night. We already know she has too much superiority up her ass. Is this really the way to convince us that she can play country-worn, fragile on the outside but on the inside is something you can’t crush? If anything, at least in that dress, all we remember is that that’s Gwyneth Paltrow, always the thinnest and the tallest, and the most popular. Full Story

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You can take the corner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 07:40:00 December 15, 2010 07:40:00

Nicole Richie sold her wedding (photos) to People Magazine. But People was already planning a 2010 wrap-up issue. So they stuck her in the corner. I wonder if that affected the price. Nicole of course married Joel Madden. Joel Madden used to date Hilary Duff. Full Story