Madonna channels 1987 self

May 21, 2010 11:41:26 Posted at May 21, 2010 11:41:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah It’s Maddona! Looking like Madonna! For the first time in what feels like a hundred years, here’s Madonna looking like herself, instead of a frightening lizard person. This is the Madonna I love. Weird clothes no one else could ever wear, exiting a nightclub (Aurora in London) in the wee hours of the morning surrounded by bodyguards and paparazzi. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 21, 2010 11:09:13 Posted at May 21, 2010 11:09:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One last time this week Gossips. Back to normal on Monday. – Jacek

Oh, oh…I think Tila Tequila’s boobies are looking more real than Granny’s (Dlisted)

Breastfeeding armadillo? (The Superficial)

Liza Minnelli doing “Single Ladies”. Weekend couldn’t be here sooner (Popeater)

Gosselin bikini picture. Strap in! (Hollywood Tuna)

Power double date (Just Jared)

Shirtless Jake poolside in LA (Pop Sugar)


I know someone who tried tanning like this once. Didn’t turn out well (Towleroad)

Ebola flashes some saggy skinny ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My Penelope can do no wrong (TheFABLife)

Another Britney hair meltdown? (Cele|bitchy

Lilo crankfest update

May 21, 2010 09:29:00 Posted at May 21, 2010 09:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek With Lainey in the air I’ve been tasked with the responsibility to get you up to speed on the Lilo situation. And when her sh-t is hitting the fan, it hits hard, fast, and messy. Here’s what’s happened since our last post on her: Wednesday – claims her passport was stolenThursday – an arrest warrant is issued as she didn’t make it back to LA for her court appearance and bail was set at $100,000Also on Thursday – accuses her father of arranging to have her passport stolen Full Story

Wonky eye cure

May 21, 2010 08:53:00 Posted at May 21, 2010 08:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Lainey’s always looking out for what she thinks is a wonky eye in photos taken of her. She’s not overly vain in the sense that she needs numerous retakes like some people do, but it’s on her mind when a shot is taken and she’ll usually make a point of evaluating it when she looks at a photo of herself. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston gets digitally retouched?

May 21, 2010 08:32:37 Posted at May 21, 2010 08:32:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah US Magazine is saying so. US claims an “inside source” (when are they ever outside?) on Aniston’s upcoming romcom The Switch, says that Aniston was paranoid about lines on her face to the extent that she asked for *more* retouching after seeing a cut of the movie. Full Story

The JLo Show

May 21, 2010 08:13:02 Posted at May 21, 2010 08:13:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course she was the last to arrive. Of course this meant that she had the carpet all to herself, and the press attention all to herself. It's Jennifer Lopez in Europe, where she is a massive star, and she lives off this sh-t, and so she gave us a show. I love watching JLo. Last night at AMFAR was one of her finest performances. Full Story

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I didn’t think it was possible

May 21, 2010 07:41:12 Posted at May 21, 2010 07:41:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Is it just me or is my Marion’s choice of…everything last night at the AMFAR gala a huge miss? I didn’t think it was possible to take the sexy out of Marion Cotillard but this, gossips, this is probably as close to it as we may see for a long time. Full Story

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Spittle saved my ass

May 21, 2010 07:21:40 Posted at May 21, 2010 07:21:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The AMFAR red carpet at Cannes is looooong. And jammed. It's an international festival. This is the most well attended party of the two weeks. So the press comes from everywhere in the world. Since it's not a film premiere, celebrities at AMFAR are not required to stop at every outlet for interviews. Full Story

May 21, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 21, 2010 06:58:00 Posted at May 21, 2010 06:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 30th Birthday to Gigja from your “soulmate-bestie-awesome person-friend” Heiðdís. Thank you both for reading my blog and I hope you’re cured of your Skarsgard and Chris Martin obsessions soon. Cheers to girls weekend in SJ -- Erin B, Meegs, Loni, Jamma-Lynn, Smelly, Boobi-Jo, and the hostess Sweet Erin. Full Story

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So Jesse James will be interviewed on Nightline by Vicky Mabrey airing on May 25. It’ll be his first since he blew up his life and became the most hated man in America. Apparently he will be talking about the cheating and the rehab and presumably the alleged racism.  Read Full Intro

Kate Moss clothes and Cannes

May 20, 2010 14:34:42 Posted at May 20, 2010 14:34:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Moss looked amazing last night at the Knightsbridge Topshop launch to preview her new collection. The eyemakeup is great. And the hair for the occasion too. It’s trademark Kate Moss style. She’s the best. She’s a crazy bitch, but for what she wears and how she wears, she’s the best. Full Story

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