LipGloss, dreams, weed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 15:27:15 September 16, 2010 15:27:15

Had the most random, random dream last night. We were at a party. I was hanging out with Zac Efron, who seems to have replaced his LipGloss with a big boy beard, or at least an attempt at one. Looks ridiculous. Patches of facial hair are not going to land him the kind of roles that are going to Ryan Gosling. Full Story

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A better trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 13:55:51 September 16, 2010 13:55:51

So there’s the trailer for The Tourist, and then there’s the trailer for For Coloured Girls. I watched it yesterday and then had to watch it again, three more times, and twice today. I love the tone, I love the music, I love how you can almost feel these women, and the music, and the pacing – pacing counts in trailers too! – and I love Janet’s brief clip, the look on her face when she tells him to go. Full Story

Johnny, Keith, and The Tourist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 13:13:22 September 16, 2010 13:13:22

Johnny Depp and Keith Richards went out for dinner last night in London. Perhaps he needed a little inspiration. He’s always said that Captain Jack Sparrow was an homage to the rock legend. Would love to know what they talk about. Yesterday I posted a short preview to the trailer for The Tourist. Full Story

Better...and then not

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 11:40:49 September 16, 2010 11:40:49

Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck even seemed longer. That’s the sign of successful styling. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 10:45:34 September 16, 2010 10:45:34

Now that LeAnn Rimes is a homewrecker, she can face any challenge (The Superficial)

Finally a reality show Chinese people can win. We’ve been doing these pageants for years. (Dlisted)

What good is it to cut them off when they created them in the first place? (Popeater)

Lilo in mom shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Carey Mulligan’s personal touch (Just Jared)

Mrs Ryan Reynolds leaves France (Pop Sugar)

For the record, I’ve heard Justin Bieber is a major brat too (Celebuzz)

Marky Mark’s Fighter muscles (Towleroad)

OMG. Freida Pinto (Popoholic)

Chinese people LOVE clothes like this (Go Fug Yourself)

Her dear friend Michael Stipe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 09:42:00 September 16, 2010 09:42:00

I’ve mentioned before that Jon Stewart loves Gwyneth Paltrow too, right? You’ll be rolling your eyes through this entire article anyway, might as well start it off that way. Or you could watch the trailer to Country Strong again and laugh. It’s GOOPy Thursday! And there are no recipes today! No recipes and no soul searching parenting tips either. Full Story

Jon crushes on Jon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 08:42:47 September 16, 2010 08:42:47

As I’ve noted many times, I LOVE Jon Stewart. He is set to record daily on pvr. And I’ve been missing him for two weeks. But Sarah from Cinesnark bbm’d me last night while I was waiting on a carpet for, ugh, Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

Small feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 08:15:00 September 16, 2010 08:15:00

My favourite email yesterday came from a colleague of mine who wrote: Ryan Phillippe. Did u interview him? His feet are super small. Like, abnormally. And they are. Because he’s actually really little. We saw him at Soho House/Grey Goose the other night and Duana, who is 5 ft 8, was able to look OVER him. Full Story

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Saving up for the fans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 07:53:00 September 16, 2010 07:53:00

He arrived at 5am yesterday on the red-eye from LA. It was supposed to be a full day of press followed by his carpet at Ryerson. He came to our etalk Lounge at the Intercontinental. The girls could barely hold their quiver together. Laura won’t admit it but she was ready to give up Robert Pattinson. Full Story

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