The Dude on Blu-Ray

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2011 07:07:55 August 17, 2011 07:07:55

Remember when Tara Reid, that f-cking idiot, said earlier this year that there was to be a Big Lebowski 2 and the Coen brothers pretty much called her a f-cking idiot? Ethan Coen: I’m glad she’s working on it. We’ll watch it when it comes out. Joel Coen: Especially if Tara’s in it. Full Story

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August 17, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2011 06:35:08 August 17, 2011 06:35:08

To Melissa from your cousin Meredith - Congratulations on making the top 10 on So You Think You Can Dance Canada! Everyone is so proud of you and knows how hard you’ve worked. They’re with you, all the way to the end! Victoria! WTF? Diane just told me you’ll be rappelling down a 32 story building at Yonge & Eglinton in Toronto on October 6th. Full Story

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Have heard from many of you following my post last week re: Britney Spears and the VMAs. Click here if you missed it. MTV producers have confirmed to Billboard that “Britney will be at the show and we'll be paying tribute to her.  Read Full Intro

Daniel Cleaver 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 14:29:18 August 16, 2011 14:29:18

Hugh Grant was photographed yesterday in London walking down the street, his Ferrari keys and iPad in his hand. Here's my thing about really expensive cars and the men who buy them brand new: it's like the emblem of middle aged-ness. Most of the time. Because unless your parents were born to it, or you're an internet billionaire, in theory it would take a few years to accumulate enough wealth to be able purchase a brand new custom Ferrari. Full Story

Jerry, Jonah, and Fu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 13:21:59 August 16, 2011 13:21:59

A friend bbmed me the other day - “is there something wrong with me because Turtle is so hot?” Turtle IS hot. Check him out waiting for his car outside a restaurant last night in Hollywood. Super cute, right? Made headlines a few weeks ago when he revealed he’s lost 55 lbs this year and his now walking down the beach shirtless with hot girls. Full Story

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Hot Harry loves his Helicopter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 12:19:33 August 16, 2011 12:19:33

More than Flee. Come on, did he ever love Flee? Word is Prince Harry and Florence with the pain in the ass last name are done. Apparently, according to PEOPLE, they were dating since June but now Harry realises he must focus on his army training and doesn’t want to commit to a serious relationship. Full Story

Speculation: The VMA Britney Tribute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 11:34:15 August 16, 2011 11:34:15

Click here if you missed the original post about the Britney Spears Tribute that’s to take place at the MTV Video Music Awards on August 28th. She’s only 29. And it seems her best VMA days are behind her. But, to fuel the Britney Money Machine, many of you are still paying a lot of money to see her on tour, not even half the performer she once was. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 10:59:13 August 16, 2011 10:59:13

When Pamela Anderson is the preferred choice, you know the problem is very, very serious (The Superficial)

Daytime bitch fight involving JLo’s Xenu-loving best friend (Dlisted)

I don’t believe for a second that Robert Pattinson wants a fashion line. But I do believe that Kellan Lutz would lie-pimp him out there to sell his own (Celebedge)

Oh yeah. Remember JoJo? Ish? (Hollywood Tuna)

Good Charlotte this is cute! (Pop Sugar)

How many stars dresses did D&G make!?!? (Just Jared)

I don’t think people test the “seated” position when they put on these dresses (Popoholic)

Jenny Humphrey is over acting. Or was that the other way around? (Celebuzz)

Cher is a badass bitch on Twitter. Fist pump. (Towleroad)

Jennifer Love Hewitt continues to prove why she has to go begging for a Bachelor (Go Fug Yourself)

The Gossip Buffet: Now serving Jeff Buckley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 09:36:05 August 16, 2011 09:36:05

Written by Sarah The long-awaited Jeff Buckley biopic (once called Mystery White Boy) is happening at last and Jake Scott (son of Ridley) is onboard to direct. Long attached to the part of Buckley, James Franco exited stage left a while back when everyone realized he can’t sing to save his life, which opened up a coveted role for young actors. Full Story

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Porny listens to someone who can sing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 09:09:03 August 16, 2011 09:09:03

Every time someone breaks Adele’s heart she is a mess. Then she writes great songs. And she’s still a mess. But through writing and performing she recovers. Only to repeat the process all over again. But at least there’s some growth out of it. And a gift to music. Every time someone breaks Jessica Simpson’s heart she is a mess. Full Story

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