They hate her more than they hate me

March 2, 2010 07:48:01 Posted at March 2, 2010 07:48:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hards. Emilie de Ravin. Lately the hatemail hasn’t been so much directed at me but at her. Like I’m her spokesperson. We’ll get to that later. And what did Emilie de Ravin do? Well, she had the audacity to accept a movie role as Robert Pattinson’s love interest in Remember Me. Full Story

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March 2, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 2, 2010 07:33:32 Posted at March 2, 2010 07:33:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Anne in Kansas City, MO with love from Natalie! And for Helen in Montreal who is waiting for the news – Tina’s fingers are crossed and she’s sending you great lucky vibes! To Christy who is hard at work on Casablast Full Story

Monday, March 1, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Olympic withdrawal is kicking in already. How will we deal with going from Times Square New Year’s Eve every night to ghost town in one day? But it was thrilling, non? Didn’t Vancouver do a kick ass f-cking amazing job? Now however it’s time to look ahead.  Read Full Intro

Three times JailBait

March 1, 2010 16:55:49 Posted at March 1, 2010 16:55:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus will be presenting next Sunday at the Oscars. For the THIRD YEAR in a row. So there’s George Clooney who refuses to go unless he’s nominated or a returning winner/presenter and then there’s JailBait who, well, let’s face it, won’t be nominated or winning so, yeah, I guess, how can she say no? Will she bring the boyfriend? This relationship with Liam Hemsworth actually makes her real. Full Story

Karate Kid Part 1…

March 1, 2010 16:28:00 Posted at March 1, 2010 16:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

…through the eyes of Michael Phelps. Written by Jacek. I couldn’t resist. File photo from  Full Story

For Michael Phelps: Distinguishing Asians 101

March 1, 2010 15:39:00 Posted at March 1, 2010 15:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reference article click here. Read it first before the rest. Thank you for your emails and encouragement after TMZ posted it on Saturday. Summary: American bronze medal snowboarder Scott Lago revealed on Kimmel and to TMZ cameras that he thought he was at the centre of some conspiracy theory to bring him down after photos were leaked online showing him with a party girl biting his medal around his crotch and chest. Full Story

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Front Row Amateur

March 1, 2010 12:39:58 Posted at March 1, 2010 12:39:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashley Greene spent the weekend in Milan. It’s Fashion Week. Somehow she managed to get invited to a few shows. It’s been a really B List season. Nonetheless, every bitch has to start somewhere. And for Ashley, this is a huge coup. This is like her Oscars. The Oscars for people who’ll never be invited to NYC, London, or Paris Fashion Week. Full Story

Please stop sending me this video

March 1, 2010 11:36:53 Posted at March 1, 2010 11:36:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you. It’s not that I don’t appreciate it – I do. Many of you have been forwarding the link, and before today I managed to avoid watching due to the Olympic crush. But now it’s back to normal and it’s harder to resist though that still doesn’t mean that I can handle it. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 1, 2010 11:07:41 Posted at March 1, 2010 11:07:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When one old bitch kissed another (Dlisted)

Lilo up for sale in Europe? At this point, there are few options left (The Superficial)

I’d like to see her try and upstage Jack McCoy with her gold medal (Popeater)

Fit? Sure. Gross? Totally. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate won’t go away quietly (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart travels with Robert Pattinson and his BFF (Pop Sugar)

I find the concept of “Vogue Curvy” offensive (INO)

Pam licks envelopes for PETA (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Clive Owen: front row quiver (Cele|bitchy)

Evan Lysacek’s new BFF. Also, that’s the back of my head. (ASL)

Remember his mother hips

March 1, 2010 10:53:55 Posted at March 1, 2010 10:53:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Robert Pattinson in New York making the morning show rounds. He is unkempt as usual. And working some sideburn action apparently for his new film. And some stubble. Once again trying to hide his pretty. You so pretty. Why you deny your pretty? Oh right. Pattinson reckons he’s a serious actor. Full Story

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Xenu fertility

March 1, 2010 10:13:58 Posted at March 1, 2010 10:13:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member of the Church of Xenu. Full Story