Bedraggled but back together

February 26, 2010 08:54:43 Posted at February 26, 2010 08:54:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you saw yesterday, Avril Lavigne attended the UK premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland. Next to the glamour of Anne Hathaway, Avril was more Helena Bonham Carter than glamourous starlet, only Helena does it with a sense of humour and a f-cking awesome cool that makes whatever she wears totally irrelevant. Full Story

Renee’s “boyfriend”

February 26, 2010 07:58:50 Posted at February 26, 2010 07:58:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six reported today that Renee Zellweger, in New York, is looking after Bradley Cooper’s dog. She was spotted tying the dog up outside a cafe, noting to a bystander that it belonged to “my boyfriend”. Full Story

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Dear Gossips,

A nation breathed a sigh of relief. Our boys took back their house last night. Men’s hockey gold is still a possibility. But stress. Holy f-ck the stress. We were at the game last night. Feel like I’ve internally aged 40 years.  Read Full Intro

Reese’s best assets

February 25, 2010 15:39:00 Posted at February 25, 2010 15:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Lainey’s covering the women’s USA/Canada hockey final so I’ll finish the day with this. And while we’re on the topic of legs, these photos were just released of Reese Witherspoon leaving a friend’s house today. I’m not normally a fan of Reese. She seems a bit too uptight for me and I’m not that into her bitchface. Full Story

I want Sandy’s legs

February 25, 2010 13:30:30 Posted at February 25, 2010 13:30:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sandra Bullock today with construction workers hammering out a home project, casual in sweats and showing off her impressive legs. They are slim legs, sure, but there is tone, there is muscle, there is evidence of food and hard work, and an ass! She has an ass. I can get with that. Sandy is favoured to win Best Actress at the Oscars next Sunday, a slight edge over Meryl Streep. Full Story

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Alice, Anne, and Avril

February 25, 2010 12:23:39 Posted at February 25, 2010 12:23:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tonight in London, the premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. Can’t decide if I like Anne Hathaway’s dress. Love the colour, love the styling, but maybe the chest is pulled up too high? Not important. I don’t have to like the dress to like the overall look. The overall look is lovely, sultry, sleek, sexy. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

February 25, 2010 11:40:00 Posted at February 25, 2010 11:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A cracked out love note to John Mayer (Dlisted)

John Mayer uses children to make you love him again (The Superficial)

LOVE Blake’s cape coat (Hollywood Tuna)

More reason to love Adam Lambert (Popeater)

B & J at the basketball game (Just Jared)

Pax visits Angie (Pop Sugar)

Kate Beckinsale doesn’t work, shops (Popoholic)

On the contrary I think her tits look great in this dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Reese’s new dude looks like Billy Zane, non? (Hollywood Life)

What do you think they talk about? (Go Fug Yourself)


February 25, 2010 10:08:58 Posted at February 25, 2010 10:08:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s hosting this Saturday. This on the heels of the very recent announcement that she’s been dumped by her record label Sony. Originally her new album was supposed to drop in April. And while both sides are fronting that it was an amicable decision, a relationship that had simply run its course, many speculate that Sony was done with her sh-tty sales, and even more done with how little return on investment they were receiving after paying for her exorbitant maintenance fees. Full Story

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Pre-Oscar hot

February 25, 2010 09:15:44 Posted at February 25, 2010 09:15:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have mentioned before that as hot as Jeremy Renner was in The Hurt Locker, it’s just not the same out of character. But yesterday, shot in LA, there’s something, non? VERY well worn pants. Good hair, rugged profile... it’s working. It’s working a lot. Renner is nominated for an Oscar for Best Actor. Full Story

GOOPy’s Friendship Divorce

February 25, 2010 08:43:01 Posted at February 25, 2010 08:43:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not a f-cking menu. Instead, it’s an intriguing bit this week on friendships and breakups, not unlike her old bit last year that we all thought was about Winona Ryder. Click here Full Story

True Blood Pacific

February 25, 2010 08:11:00 Posted at February 25, 2010 08:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg produced another miniseries. The Pacific is a 10 part war epic that will air on HBO beginning March 14. To add star power to the event, HBO trotted out its True Blood stars: Stephen Moyer, Sam Trammell, Deborah Ann Woll, Ryan Kwanten, and Alexander Skarsgard who looks like he’s had the hot sucked out of him by that starving twat Kate Bosworth. Full Story

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