Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 11:04:06 September 15, 2010 11:04:06

This is what I’m wearing on Ryan Gosling’s carpet tonight (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan’s weekly pee (The Superficial)

Kanye makes a video long enough to match his ego (Popeater)

Mila Kunis’s unbuttoned shirt (Hollywood Tuna)

LipGloss and his baby pubes in Germany (Just Jared)

Orlando Bloom the Muskateer (Pop Sugar)

Woah! Felicity! (Egotastic)

That doesn’t look like a breast. It looks like a grocery bag!!! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Wait. Blair Waldorf is only 18? (Celebuzz)

Errr....how did Drew Barrymore’s face lose so much weight? (Cele|bitchy

Porny & Paves break up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 10:21:31 September 15, 2010 10:21:31

Apparently it’s over between them. Which, if you noticed, is actually why her hair has been looking better lately. E! reports that Ken Paves had his ass twisted over something “petty” and a huge fight ensued and that Porny has now been permanently replaced by Eva Longoria. Full Story

Miss Zahara’s travelling cut-eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 08:39:12 September 15, 2010 08:39:12

Angelina Jolie showed up at LAX yesterday with her girls en route to somewhere just as a new clip of her upcoming The Tourist with Johnny Depp was released. As you can see, Miss Zahara has no time for you. Her cut-eye is even more powerful when she’s on the go. Her sister, the Chosen One however, seems to have a less dramatic disposition. Full Story

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We need to help Rebecca

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 08:18:00 September 15, 2010 08:18:00

As Sasha noted the other day that Rebecca Hall pantsuit on the carpet at the TIFF premiere of The Town was for sh-t. Look at when she spreads out her legs to and you realise it’s not a dress. Goddamn that’s bad. And it wasn’t great in Boston last night either. Full Story

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Let Them Have Cake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 08:01:00 September 15, 2010 08:01:00

This sh-tty movie poster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 07:18:06 September 15, 2010 07:18:06

Can you judge a movie by its poster? I guess it’s not always fair. And I guess it depends on what movie. Or on whose movie. What about a Kate Hudson movie? This is the poster for her upcoming A Little Bit of Heaven. In other words, you’ve seen it before. You’ve seen it too many times. Full Story

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Ryan on the red-eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 06:47:00 September 15, 2010 06:47:00

Today is Blue Valentine Day at TIFF. He’ll be on junket, the screening is tonight, and he arrived just in time this morning at 5am, suit in hand, hair combed, shades on, and white socks. Some of you will be bitching about the white socks. Um, look at him. All of him. Do we really need to be talking about white socks? Really??? As for Blue Valentine – I’m not sure if they’ve tweaked it since Cannes but the version I saw in Cannes I loved. Full Story

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September 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 06:36:55 September 15, 2010 06:36:55

Congratulations Kim on SFU and a return to Vancouver! While you prepare for your masters program, please enjoy Jon Hamm last night at the Boston premiere of The Town. Sigh. As for your request re: Marcus – have I shown you his glamour shots? Happy Birthday Nancy G with love from Darlene who admires your courage and tenacity and wanted you to celebrate with some David Beckham. Full Story

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I interviewed Julian Schnabel last night at the Art Gallery of Ontario where his exhibit is taking over the entire fifth floor. He was wearing purple pyjamas (under certain light at the step and repeat it looked pink) under a black loose jacket.  Read Full Intro