Calling all starlets

May 20, 2010 06:56:19 Posted at May 20, 2010 06:56:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And they’re all calling their agents. Because Megan Fox has given them all a gift. As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Fox will not be a part of Transformers 3. Nikki Finke at Deadline first broke the story yesterday – that Michael Bay had had enough of Fox’s sh-ttalking and dumped her plastic ass from the third film, due in theatres July 2011. Full Story

May 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 20, 2010 06:36:00 Posted at May 20, 2010 06:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Pam. I received your Mr Darcy postcard from Bath and hope you are surviving the 429km hike along the Pennine Way. If I wasn't an atheist, I'd be praying for you. Kelly (photos of Colin Firth were requested as encouragement). To Pam in Toronto from Jen in Paris – Happy Birthday! Am told you love Eurotrash. Full Story

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Interviewed Ryan Gosling last night and am in bad state. He’s just... I mean... I can’t... Yesterday I loved my job very much a lot. Not even I can find something to complain about when going to work means covering the Blue Valentine afterparty.  Read Full Intro

Mr Schue’s sweet potato Vogue

May 19, 2010 13:53:01 Posted at May 19, 2010 13:53:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um... Matthew Morrison in Vogue. Have you seen it? Damn. I have a lesbian friend who even enjoyed looking at the ab shot. When I had dinner with Matthew, Mark Salling, and Kevin McHale in Vancouver during the Olympics, he mentioned this photoshoot and we all talked about working out and how to get ripped quickly and they told me about this Sweet Potato Diet that a lot of people in Hollywood rely on and you do it for like two weeks, just sweet potatoes, and it sucks all the water and the fat out of your body and, well, the result might be like this. Full Story

Blue Valentine last night

May 19, 2010 12:01:14 Posted at May 19, 2010 12:01:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s too f-cking much how hot he is. These photos? These photos are distracting you. But they’re nothing compared to what it’s like in person. When he’s right in front of you wearing the sh-t out of a Burberry tux. And tall. And clean shaven. And talking to you. And smiling. And teasing. Full Story

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Crank vs Amanda Seyfried

May 19, 2010 10:51:36 Posted at May 19, 2010 10:51:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Mean Girls all over again. And it’s the ongoing saga of that skint.agg.scag Lindsay Lohan who insists on cocking up her life over and over again. She was supposed to get on a plane this morning from France to head back to LA for her DUI progress hearing. Yesterday they were floating around the excuse that she might not make it due to volcanic ash. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 19, 2010 10:45:44 Posted at May 19, 2010 10:45:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’d rather see her with her mouth grill, remember that? (The Superficial)

Nicolas Cage is taking the food/sex relationship a little too far (Dlisted)

New photos of Sandra and Louis! (Popeater)

Katie Holmes is the Robert Pattinson pants: bad (Pop Sugar)

I should try feeling myself up on a yacht (Hollywood Tuna)

Adrien Brody and January Jones? Makes sense. They’ll both never do SNL again (Just Jared)

John Travolta and Kelly Preston are pregnant but I don’t want to write about it because of the lingering sad smut (The Blemish)

Kate Moss dances in her clothes (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Megan Fox and her weird pretend face in Allure (Popoholic)

Porny Simpson’s fancy smells like a hooker? (Go Fug Yourself)

Pattinson > Lutz and Xavier Dolan hair

May 19, 2010 10:26:53 Posted at May 19, 2010 10:26:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My flatmate was indignant this morning when she turned on her laptop to read an article on about Ashley Greene. Greene spoke to Seventeen about Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz, explaining that: "When I met Rob, I didn't think twice about him. Full Story

Jennifer’s Body

May 19, 2010 08:58:00 Posted at May 19, 2010 08:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s sick. SICK. And bugger off Megan Fox. Megan Fox’s body, 16 years younger than Jennifer Aniston’s is not even close. These are Jen’s new ads for Smart Water and of course everyone is buzzing about the abs. She looks incredible. And naive as this sounds I don’t think there was much retouching. Full Story

I hope JLH has her Bedazzler handy

May 19, 2010 08:47:54 Posted at May 19, 2010 08:47:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah This week are the industry upfronts where television networks are announcing their lineups for next fall. Yesterday CBS announced they were cancelling seven series, including Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ghost Whisperer. Full Story