Mads & Lisbeth

May 17, 2010 13:17:48 Posted at May 17, 2010 13:17:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for you, you know who you are, and you keep asking me about Mads Mikkelsen and why he doesn’t get enough love so here he is, last night at the gala for La princesse de Montpensier with Barthelemy Grossmann, and none other than Noomi Rapace. Who? She plays Lisbeth Salander in the film adaptations for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo of the Millennium Series, motherf-ckers, which means she’s the original and no one should be adapting that sh-t for English. Full Story

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Naomi & Woody

May 17, 2010 12:48:26 Posted at May 17, 2010 12:48:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Saturday night in Cannes for the premiere of You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (positive reviews from 3 journalists I spoke with), Naomi Watts arrived on the carpet in pale pink Gucci and red lips. It was spectacular. Not sure if it’s photographing as well as it was in person but in person, I promise you, breathtaking. Full Story

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Beckham family affection

May 17, 2010 12:09:17 Posted at May 17, 2010 12:09:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria and David accompanied their boys to the Grove the other day for the free Jonas Brothers concert. Check out Brooklyn. He’s almost as tall as his mother only she’s wearing heels. Trippy. When they’ve been photographed almost every day of their lives, it’s hard not to get overly (and inappropriately in some cases) familiar with celebrity children. Full Story

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Cannes BFFs and Salma’s bitchface

May 17, 2010 11:16:00 Posted at May 17, 2010 11:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gael Garcia Bernal is a jury member this year. His bestie Diego Luna is presenting a film. So of course they’re inseparable. And of course it’s adorable to see them truly enjoying being around each other. The crowd went wild when they arrived together on Friday night with the two young stars of Diego’s movie perhaps the next version of themselves. Full Story

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Waiting for him

May 17, 2010 10:44:00 Posted at May 17, 2010 10:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does that sound really creepy? Ryan Gosling was photographed in LA on Sunday headed for Cannes. Blue Valentine is an official selection of Un Certain Regard. There’s a photocall tomorrow and a carpet and an afterparty. Now you know what my schedule is for Tuesday. What? We’re shooting him for etalk. Full Story

Crank comes to Cannes

May 17, 2010 09:33:45 Posted at May 17, 2010 09:33:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was there any doubt? One way or another, even though she’s broke ass, she’d find her way here. After all, she’s ostensibly in Cannes to promote an upcoming role as porn star Linda Lovelace. What wouldn’t she do? Nothing is off limits now. So this is Lindsay Lohan, partying on a yacht almost immediately upon arrival, cigarette after cigarette, skeezing it hard among the eurodouches and possible johns. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 17, 2010 09:15:37 Posted at May 17, 2010 09:15:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is finished. Done. Dead. Over. (Dlisted)

Charlize Theron’s perfect ass (The Superficial)

Is Shia LaBeouf asstalking like Katherine Heigl? Or is this the way to convey the point withOUT asstalking? (Popeater)

Hilary Duff’s giant ring is bigger than her dog (Hollywood Tuna)

Cate Blanchett on W. Is without equal. (Just Jared)

Here: bumpwatch the sh-t out of this (Pop Sugar)

A drunk bitch in Cannes. Shockingly these are not photos of Lindsay Lohan (ASL)

Orly’s piece shows her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Whitewashes and their baby travel (INO)

Little Sci never hears NO (Cele|bitchy)

Pretty scum has shorter hair

May 17, 2010 08:29:17 Posted at May 17, 2010 08:29:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He looks better with shorter hair. But f-ck me this kid cannot wear pants over his mothering hips. It’s Robert Pattinson in LA running errands with a bodyguard. Poor bastard can’t do anything without a bodyguard these days. Those Twi-Hards are too resourceful. After holiday time with Kristen Stewart after they taped Oprah, Pattinson is now working on his new film with Reese Witherspoon, a film adaptation of Sara Gruen’s Water for Elephants. Full Story

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A new side of LipGloss

May 17, 2010 08:13:09 Posted at May 17, 2010 08:13:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I had some time yesterday in between shoots to catch up online. The Charlie St Cloud trailer starring Zac Efron has been released. The initial expectation was that I was in for a giant eye roll. But then LipGloss leaned in for a kiss on the shoulder. And all of a sudden he wasn’t LipGloss anymore. Full Story

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In love with their love

May 17, 2010 07:45:00 Posted at May 17, 2010 07:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goddamn they are cute. Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf attended the Cannes premiere of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps on Friday night. It was also my first time inside a gala screening as a guest. I walked the famed red steps – les marches – at the same time as George Lucas and Martin Scorsese. Full Story

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