Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2010 10:51:50 July 27, 2010 10:51:50

Madonna’s pharmaceutical baggie? Is that for her face? (The Superficial)

I HATE this version of the Jolie (Dlisted)

No one wants this bitch to dance again. Well then why did you people put her there in the first place??? (Popeater)

We didn’t see her in the Princess Leia secret lounge. Maybe the nerds didn’t invite her. (Hollywood Tuna)

Cory Monteith and the boys be hosts! (Just Jared)

Cammie spends her money (Pop Sugar)

LipGloss wants to carry a big gun (ASL)

This pose needs to be outlawed. Forever. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Oh look – Blake is short, tight, and titty. Per usual. (Popoholic)

She’d probably get nerd-shanked in the Leia Lounge (Go Fug Yourself)

Photo Assumption: Charlotte & Kiki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2010 09:54:32 July 27, 2010 09:54:32

There was a press conference in Sweden today for the beginning of production on Lars von Trier’s Melancholia expected to shoot through September with an impressive cast that includes Stellan Skarsgard, John Hurt, Charlotte Rampling, Kiefer Sutherland, Kirsten Dunst, and the inimitable Charlotte Gainsbourg who, photo assuming here, doesn’t seem like she’s too impressed with the new lead. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s new single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2010 08:32:07 July 27, 2010 08:32:07

It’s called Country Strong, also the name of her new movie due out in December, formerly titled Love Don’t Let Me Down which I like much better but whatever, these movie people they make decisions for mystery movie reasons. Anyway, I think she sounds pretty good. Like she’s been working on strengthening her voice. Full Story

Pacey-Con the video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2010 07:52:41 July 27, 2010 07:52:41

You saw the photos yesterday, now Funny or Die has uploaded the video. It’s not the best Funny or Die piece ever, it’s a little contrived and obvious, but his shirt makes up for it, and of course the song, and the shot of him looking out his hotel room window kills me. Makes me want to go back and watch Dawson’s Creek from the beginning. Full Story

Iker & Sara: rental cars and Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2010 07:39:21 July 27, 2010 07:39:21

More photos of them out and about in Los Angeles on holiday. No doubt the Euro tabloids will be rubbing together a story with this picture of Sara looking down at her ring hand. She also seems to be checking out her other one though which is what you’d do if you were inspecting a manicure. The paps caught up with my obsession at the gas station filling up their low budget rental car. Full Story

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A close cast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2010 07:17:00 July 27, 2010 07:17:00

Scott Pilgrim vs the World was all over Comic-Con. It was plastered all over the Hilton Bayfront. It was hyped like almost no other feature. And it is also getting a lot, a LOT of love from critics and fans and nerds and herds. They say that Edgar Wright’s (director) work is incredible. They say that the effects and the story are original and resonant and at once entertaining and moving. Full Story

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July 27, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2010 06:46:23 July 27, 2010 06:46:23

To Ashlee in St Louis – GOOD LUCK at bar exam hell the next two days. You should be terrified – it’s a big f-cking deal! And you will you be GREAT. By request, here are some Carey & Shia to “warm your icy lawyer heart”. Happy Birthday Sally from your sister Ellen! And for Sarah – Happy Belated Birthday (Saturday)! Sunia says you have the flavour for Mark Wahlberg. Full Story

Monday, July 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Haven’t had enough time lately to write about the new season of True Blood. Sorry. To clarify: I LOVE the new season of True Blood. SO MUCH. So far the new season of True Blood is better than last, as are the new characters of the new season of True Blood, way better than that bitch with all the cows.  Read Full Intro

No Bond at Comic-Con

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 13:47:30 July 26, 2010 13:47:30

As you know, Bond is on hold because MGM went broke. But that doesn’t mean he’s not working. He is working a lot. He’s working on Cowboys & Aliens with Harrison Ford, directed by Jon Favreau, and they panelled this weekend at Comic-Con. Am told the script for this is amazing. Scheduled for release at the end of July 2011, Cowboys & Aliens is one of the most highly anticipated features next summer, and even Harrison Ford made an appearance to tweak the Nerd Herd. Full Story

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Later Coop and Shelfy comes running...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 12:34:33 July 26, 2010 12:34:33

Or biking. She responds to the whistle. Jessica Biel was sighted on a happy bike ride in New York with Justin Timberlake, neither seeming to be displeased with being photographed, and from the front too, those clever paps able to settle themselves into good position. This of course after Justin was photographed surrounded by beauty last week on the set of Friends With Benefits. Full Story

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One note Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 11:59:38 July 26, 2010 11:59:38

It was supposed to be the Comic-Con panel for The Green Lantern. Instead Blake Lively tried to make it about her breasts. Hard-ons aside, I mean, really, is it necessary? There were people who I interviewed in line waiting for hours, I mean hours, in the heat, they’d come from far and wide, and if they wanted to see cleave, they could have stayed at home with their laptops and jerked off. Full Story

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