Prisoner Bride for a week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2011 07:05:28 July 8, 2011 07:05:28

It was a week ago today that Her Serene Highness The Princess of Monaco Charlene Wittstock and Prince Albert showed us the first in what would eventually be a series of awkward kisses and interactions at their splashy wedding. The couple is on honeymoon in South Africa and attended a dinner party last night. Full Story

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July 8, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2011 06:50:54 July 8, 2011 06:50:54

To Jen in Ottawa from Kim – Happy Birthday! And I’m pretty sure that you might be the only one I’ve heard of with Paul Giamatti at the top of her Five List. Good on you. Congratulations to the HOFF Jen H who is getting married this Saturday from Teresa who requested for you some Eric Northman. Full Story

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Um, I love Hugh Jackman, SO much, all over again. Went to see his one-man show at the Princess of Wales Theatre in Toronto. OH. MY. GOD. One of the most amazing displays of Amazingness. And a LOT of jazz hands. It is corny, and campy, and he is charismatic and charming and lovely and so committed to every minute of his performance and this, this is why, right now, he has no peers.  Read Full Intro

Snape & Jo! And ... they all say goodbye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2011 14:15:00 July 7, 2011 14:15:00

Massive premiere in London today – the final, final, FINAL carpet for the Harry Potter series in the motherland. There will be a premiere in New York on Monday but ... Harry is English, England is the heart of it. And here they almost all are to say goodbye and thank you. No, thank YOU. F-ck me I am crying again. Full Story

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The Biggest As IF in the world

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2011 12:28:00 July 7, 2011 12:28:00

David Beckham just posted this photo on his Facebook page: Took this pic of Victoria while she wasn't looking. She looks amazing, so close now to the baby being born!Um, as IF she wasn’t looking. As IF they didn’t try this at least 15 times, and he showed her every time, and she readjusted even more times, until they got it right. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2011 11:46:58 July 7, 2011 11:46:58

Oh look. This guy is moving on from the Jolie and targeting Gaga now. (The Superficial)

Hugh Grant took down a tabloid! Relax, I don’t really mean that. But I’m also very afraid of Rupert Murdoch. You know he’s really good friends with Nicole Kidman, right? (Dlisted)

Megan Fox’s new Pretend Face ads (Hollywood Tuna)

Pippa Middleton takes the bus to work? (Pop Sugar)

Lea Michele and her BF enjoy the last days of hiatus (Just Jared)

If only I could work Halle Berry’s hair (Popoholic)

Jennifer Aniston Inside the Actor’s Studio and she talks about... The Break Up (Celebuzz)

Rolling Stone’s (their readers) list of Pop Queens – agree or disagree? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Now it’s my turn to be a know-it-all: isn’t this the superman exercise and NOT a plank? (MTV Buzzworthy)

But, but, but... I love this! (Go Fug Yourself)

Justin is cerebral

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2011 10:51:20 July 7, 2011 10:51:20

But first, straight up, he and Mila Kunis look super hot here on the cover and inside of ELLE. Like really, really great together which...maybe that was Jessica Biel's problem. Or definitely. If Mila wanted a piece of that, would he be spending time in Toronto re-attaching the Cling? Anyway, this of course is in service of the upcoming Friends With Benefits so, naturally, a lot of the questions in the interview were about, duh, friends with benefits, and these two, by now, have at least a dozen funny, cute, clever "anecdotes" they can tell as prepared responses. Full Story

This could be your wedding dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2011 09:41:44 July 7, 2011 09:41:44

Sorry today's posting's are a bit slow. I'm back in the office now fully connected so the rest of the day will be normal. The reason I'm delayed is that, as I mentioned earlier, I had to shoot in an Indy car today for etalk in advance of the Honda Indy in Toronto this weekend. I was the asshole who, after they'd strapped me into the car, put her hand up in a panic. Full Story

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Porny might find a friend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2011 08:45:47 July 7, 2011 08:45:47

As you know, I have been praying for a friend for Jessica Simpson for a long time. Jessica's friends don't tell her like it is. That she has dumbass for taste. That she dresses like two wrestling sausages in cling wrap. That she gives herself too easily. That she loves douchebags and golddiggers. Full Story

Curb is back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2011 08:03:00 July 7, 2011 08:03:00

There are times when Jacek is watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and he starts choking from laughing so hard. This may be blasphemy but Curb has made Seinfeld LESS funny to me. Remember the time he chicken meangirled that poor guy about his failed kamikaze father? Remember the car wash with the developmentally challenged? If you watch Curb, you know. Full Story

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