I prefer Silver…just barely

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2010 11:03:45 July 23, 2010 11:03:45

Written by Jacek Thought it would be appropriate if I wrote about John Mayer’s appearance on the Today show earlier this morning. If you missed the poll a couple of weeks ago, it was suggested after the Smut Soiree that I looked like John Mayer. Full Story

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Ashley Olsen FASHION Magazine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2010 09:38:19 July 23, 2010 09:38:19

Here's a first look at Ashley Olsen on the cover of the September issue of FASHION. It's a beautiful set of photographs with, of course!, only pruned lips involved and a lot of dark eyes. Am all over the heavily lined eyes. If only my eyes weren't so oily. Ashley and Mary-Kate are adding a denim line to their growing label. Full Story

Tina Fey at Comic-Com

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2010 09:07:13 July 23, 2010 09:07:13

Love her so much. Looks like a normal person. Little but not unusally little. And pretty but nice pretty. And super chill and she and Will Ferrell (for MegaMind) had "Brad Pitt" with them and through the panel she kept trying to "manage" Brad and Brad was so awkward and cumbersome, it was a show within a show. Full Story

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Medieval in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2010 08:12:00 July 23, 2010 08:12:00

Check out the cast of Red Riding Hood in Vancouver this week dressed in full costume, refreshingly UNelaborate. After all, they live(d) in a village back in the day, although at some point Amanda Seyfried better have a memorable red cape. Having said that, Shiloh Fernandez (the young kid in black) and that low slung shirt is a little obvious. Full Story

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The Jolie at Comic-Con

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2010 07:31:17 July 23, 2010 07:31:17

So she came. And originally it wasn’t clear, at least not what was initially communicated logistically to assembled media and the assumption that was eventually was accepted was that Angelina Jolie decided that she would forgo the press portion and focus instead on the fans and the panel. And she did. Full Story

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July 23, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2010 06:53:49 July 23, 2010 06:53:49

To Melissa G: Good luck with call day today, I'm sure everything will work out fine, and one day very soon you're going to make an awesome family law lawyer lotsa love TeresaSheila in Chicago – as requested, here’s some Will Ferrell yesterday at Comic-Con in costume for MegaMind and also in civilian clothing while around town. Full Story

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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

When you register at Comic-Con they kit you out in this huge bag, biggest bag I’ve ever seen, and everyone is supposed to walk around with it for the rest of the weekend, filling it up with nerd gear from the exhibits...which isn’t free.  Read Full Intro

They’re both in yellow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2010 14:48:36 July 22, 2010 14:48:36

And skinny as f-ck. And blonde. And, um, well, you know, in the face. Sh-t vs diarrhoea. Here’s Donatella Versace in blinding yellow in London last night and the wife of Kevin Federline Jr in Miami the other day, also in blinding yellow, at a book signing because... WHY? Every time I ask the question, at no time do I understand. Full Story

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The GMD drives a regular car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2010 13:33:42 July 22, 2010 13:33:42

The GMD and Cameron Diaz are continuing their Knight & Day tour of Europe. Today was the UK premiere. He looks really, really good. While in town, they also made a guest appearance on Top Gear. I love Top Gear. Top Gear is our friend Kiu’s favourite show. He has every season on iTunes and we watch whenever we go over to visit. Full Story

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Scrape it motherf-cker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2010 12:26:22 July 22, 2010 12:26:22

While Rihanna played Staples Centre last night, Chris Brown was hustling it on Twitter, now tweeting ads for cash money. Shames! As you know, his record wasn’t moving, and even after he tried to exploit Michael Jackson’s memory into an opportunity to resurrect his career, Brown still has to scrape it hard, for a measly few thousand a pop, not unlike the equally low level Lindsay Lohan. Full Story