December 30, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2010 07:28:34 December 30, 2010 07:28:34

What’s up Christine W?!?! Happy Birthday! Dana has a message for you: “I miss your face!” So you get the Shout-Outs section all to yourself today. And it features your eclectic Freebie Five: Colin Firth, Harry Connick Jr, John Cusack, George Stroumboulopoulos, and George Clooney. Enjoy the next few days. Full Story

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Kelsey Grammer is apparently in a hurry to get married again. He’s 55. Like a pussy he abandoned his wife this summer over text message for a 29 year old who was pregnant and subsequently lost their baby and is now rushing through his divorce so that he and “Kayte” can marry as quickly as possible.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 13:31:24 December 29, 2010 13:31:24

The cost of cock texting (The Superficial)

Oh. My. Goddamn. Adrien Brody is SO JEALOUS he didn’t think of this first (Dlisted)

Jersey Shore, Shiny Balls, and Hamsters… what’s wrong New York? Isn’t that how you want to start your year? (Popeater)

Rachel Bilson ends the year the way she started: doing absolutely nothing but still getting papped every day (Hollywood Tuna)

The Beckhams are back in LA for NYE (Pop Sugar

Really? She sings? Out of her ass? (Just Jared)

Yes. Let her be Wonder Woman. (Popoholic)

Robert Pattinson gives Twi-Hards a year end present in black and white (Celebuzz)

I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL is insufferable, yes. But I had to laugh at this. (Anorak UK)

Edward Cullen decoy…what? (OK Magazine)

The guy who married Natalie Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 12:57:03 December 29, 2010 12:57:03

I wrote about Natalie Portman’s pregnancy and engagement yesterday. Click here for a refresher. In the article I referenced a curious and creepy Page Six post about Portman’s now fiancé Benjamin Millepied and how he appeared to be “obsessed” with her during production of Black Swan. Full Story

Kate Winslet: wrapping up 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 12:19:55 December 29, 2010 12:19:55

This year she announced the end of her marriage to Sam Mendes. She then hooked up shortly after with a hot British model. They broke up in the fall. Also, many of you think she’s been working on her face. So here she is in London today, wrapping up her year, photographed after lunch with a “mystery young man”. Full Story

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Best of 2010: Iker kisses Sara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 10:37:00 December 29, 2010 10:37:00

Remember the video? I watched this video over and over again. Captain Spain, overcome with emotion after winning the World Cup, interviewed by his presenter girlfriend, can’t help himself and kisses her on live TV. And then I was obsessed. There followed a holiday to the USA and a lot of Spanish affection along the way. Full Story

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Two Aussie men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 09:22:00 December 29, 2010 09:22:00

Well there’s Hugh Jackman. And then there’s Shane Warne. You only know about Shane Warne because he was f-cking Elizabeth Hurley and that’s why she’s leaving her husband. Click here for a refresher. Last night we went to the hockey game. Full Story

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Worst of 2010: LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 08:52:27 December 29, 2010 08:52:27

So they’re engaged now. After a year of constant arrogant bullsh-t, and a Shape Magazine cover controversy – click here for a refresher - and a previous engagement that they denied because they wanted to maximise their exposure, and now a year-ending “official” engagement when all the real stars are in hibernation, so as to leverage more fuel for what’s sure to be an upcoming reality show… Would these two please F-CK OFF??? Needless to say, LeAnn has been documenting every moment of this happy news on her Twitter Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon’s engagement rollout

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 08:13:05 December 29, 2010 08:13:05

Her people confirmed exclusively to Us Weekly yesterday that she will marry Hollywood agent Jim Toth. As repeatedly noted, celebrity gossip has a way of playing out over time. These are the shenanigans that make their sh-t so fascinating. Because two months ago, on October 22nd, Us Weekly announced the imminent engagement on its cover. Full Story

A Very Porny Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 07:45:34 December 29, 2010 07:45:34

My Porny Jessica Simpson just celebrated her first Christmas with golddigger Eric Johnson. According to her Twitter, they were at her parents’, and she called him the “perfect” addition. Because, even though she runs an almost billion dollar business, she’ll always be the second class citizen in a relationship. Full Story

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