One bitch fighting himself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 12:37:35 October 15, 2010 12:37:35

I love a good bitch fight. Please. I live for a good bitch fight. But this, this is not a good bitch fight. This is not even a bitch fight. This is one bitch fighting no one but himself. That would be Nick Cannon, and now I’m a little embarrassed for Mimi. Because her dude is embarrassing himself so publicly. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 11:34:16 October 15, 2010 11:34:16

Hi Gossips. Stepping in for Tingles while Lainey shoots at We Day. She’ll resume shortly. Check out what our partners are saying in the meantime and have a great weekend. Jacek.

I first thought this was the Senatorial candidate from Delaware everyone’s been talking about (Dlisted)

Well that’s just gay (The Superficial)

Bill O'Reilly gets bitchslapped on the view (Popeater)

Megan Fox in sweats. Fine with me (Hollywood Tuna)

Jenny McCarthy looking fine in a bikini (Pop Sugar)

Shirtless Kwanten. You’ll click (Just Jared)

We’ve seen more than this from Elisabetta before but I’ll take it on this fine Friday (Egotastic)

Mature adult talks about sex tapes (Celebuzz)

Hiegl’s hot tub party (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Julia Roberts hitting the bottle? (Cele|bitchy)

Marion, this is not you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 10:46:23 October 15, 2010 10:46:23

Blake Lively? Definitely. But it’s not my Marion Cotillard. To heave that chest up and ooze it over her dress, like some kind of entree. What is happening here? This is Marion at the Paris premiere of Les Petits Mouchoirs in what is presumably a Christian Dior leather dress. She is the face of the brand. Full Story

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No wasting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 10:01:00 October 15, 2010 10:01:00

This SJP hair pattern is kind of becoming my favourite thing. And as noted earlier, she did indeed take her kid to school this morning after going out last night having had her hair all did and nice. I mean, really, I would do the same. Anyway, totally off topic but I’ve just arrived at We Day at Rogers Arena and we were walking through the backstage area past the dressing rooms and this sign made my life. Full Story

High concentration of skeeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 08:28:32 October 15, 2010 08:28:32

A very thin Jared Leto was shooting an ad for Hugo Boss yesterday in New York when Spittle rolled up and sprayed him. Gross. But why does Jared look so... hungry? Oh and by the way, he thinks fans of his band are, um, more cerebral than others. Like instead of wanting to f-ck him, what they really want is to read to him Full Story

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There’s a Bieber everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 08:14:45 October 15, 2010 08:14:45

Jacek was just processing these pictures a few minutes ago and I heard him mutter under his breath, “This little Bieber punk, just looking at him makes me angry”. We are straight up OLD. And the thing is, we are professionally obliged to care about him. On the pop culture front, obviously, but also because I am Canadian, and I work for a Canadian tv show, and Bieber being Canadian, it’s a f-cking full court press in this country every day when it comes to this kid. Full Story

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No lifts will help with that

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 07:33:16 October 15, 2010 07:33:16

Not even Tom Cruise’s. Especially since Ed Westwick is small to begin with. Here he is at the Gotham Magazine event looking like Amar’e Stoudamire’s house elf. What makes him still my shamef-ck is that he seems to have a sense of humour about it. Unless of course you try to lance him with a lame ass pick up line about London Full Story

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October 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 07:05:33 October 15, 2010 07:05:33

Lisa, your secret pal is... DEB! For Andrea – Happy Belated 28th Birthday! And congratulations on sharing it with your first child River! With love from your sister Megan who requested for you some “Robert Pattinson and his mothering hips”. Here he is! And a quick note for you impatient Twi-Hards – re: the Breaking Dawn Part 1 script, details are coming Monday and during Tuesday’s LiveBlog. Full Story

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Tonight’s the night that 30 Rock goes live. Can’t wait. And it’ll be two performances – one for the East Coast and one for the West, so if you have timeshifting on your tv (it’s the best feature about my digital package), you should definitely watch both.  Read Full Intro

Bloody and biceps, no Blake, and Kiki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 14:38:21 October 14, 2010 14:38:21

It’s Ryan Gosling all bloody and bulging biceps and quiver on the set of his new movie Drive. I kinda don’t care what it’s about...you? Tut! That’s disrespectful and objectifying. Ok, sorry. But are you sorry that Blake Lively tried to deny that they’re into each other? It all started, you’ll recall, last weekend when a fan posted that they were together at a dessert shoppe at Disneyland well past midnight. Full Story

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