They all can’t be Helen Mirren

May 11, 2010 14:03:08 Posted at May 11, 2010 14:03:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. When Helen Mirren isn’t talking stupidness out of her ass. Full Story

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A united front

May 11, 2010 13:02:16 Posted at May 11, 2010 13:02:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s from that school where they teach you to always stand by and stick it through. Catherine Zeta-Jones was well trained in this respect, especially when there are other sh-tty situations to contend with. The Zetas of the world, they don’t crumble in crisis. She steels herself and moves ahead. Full Story

Jessica Biel gets a job

May 11, 2010 12:46:00 Posted at May 11, 2010 12:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah A real one, with her name above the title and everything. She’s been cast as Anna Tessieri Giro, muse and maybe-but-probably-not more of composer Antonio Vivaldi in a biopic quaintly titled Vivaldi. It’s a period piece. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 11, 2010 11:24:25 Posted at May 11, 2010 11:24:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I like Elisha Cuthbert more now because she has a normal person’s body. But the boyfriend is still… you know (The Superficial)

Some people think she looks like Aaron Johnson’s Sam Taylor Wood and this is devastating to me (Dlisted)

What is Anne Hathaway’s attraction to these shady dudes? (Popeater)

Love Katy Perry’s t-shirt (Hollywood Tuna)

Swifty and Country Bitch go head to head again (Just Jared)

Gemma and Pretty Jakey in the land of Russian drama (Pop Sugar)

e-Trade smacks up the Crank Ass (The Blemish)

I’ve never seen an Asian with such blonde hair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Supermodel denim onesie (Popoholic)

Jesus. It’s like one giant vagina rug (Go Fug Yourself)

Karl’s girls and couples dancing

May 11, 2010 09:42:54 Posted at May 11, 2010 09:42:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Karl Lagerfeld screened his short film Remember Now in St Tropez yesterday. All his skinny bitches were summoned to support him. Mostly models of course but also two of his favourites Vanessa Paradis and Diane Kruger with boyfriend Joshua Jackson. This is the second outing in a row that she’s toted around that basket. Full Story

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Chicken Fried has a new boyfriend?

May 11, 2010 08:23:49 Posted at May 11, 2010 08:23:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s all hers now, right? The hair, I mean. Is it her own? Seems short/long enough to be hers without a weave. And it doesn’t look nasty. This is a relative statement. All things considered though, at least the nest at the back isn’t quite so mangy, and there’s not sh-t falling out of it, and her clothes, they seem tidy enough. Full Story

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Can you say “expendable”?

May 11, 2010 08:13:00 Posted at May 11, 2010 08:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by SarahLate last night The Hollywood Reporter, Esq. broke the news that members of the Twilight cast are holding out for a bigger payday on Breaking Dawn, thus even further delaying the officially official announcement that Twilights 4 & 5: Romance of the Forest will go into production. Full Story

Missing Lost Tuesday

May 11, 2010 07:17:59 Posted at May 11, 2010 07:17:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a new episode tonight. There are only 2 new episodes left before the 2.5 hr season finale on Sunday May 23. And I am missing them. F-ck. As already noted, Lost brings me a considerable amount of stress. The show itself and its puzzles obviously but also not being able to watch while travelling and avoiding spoilers. Full Story

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See you tomorrow?

May 11, 2010 06:41:31 Posted at May 11, 2010 06:41:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t wait. Cate Blanchett arrived in Cannes today with her son Ignatius. Cate is at the festival of course for Robin Hood and the opening night gala on Wednesday with Russell Crowe ahead of its world release on Friday. It’s a battle between Robin Hood and Iron Man at the box office this weekend. Full Story

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Crank vs Punk Ass: the throwdown

May 11, 2010 06:28:10 Posted at May 11, 2010 06:28:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh now this is a gift. Nothing like a twatty scrap to kick off a Tuesday. So Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne threw down at the Chateau Marmont about a week ago. Full Story

May 11, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 11, 2010 06:18:00 Posted at May 11, 2010 06:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Cailin – was so great to see you and A last night and, as always, so happy to, um, share our common Polish experience. Heh. Your blog looks great, I love it. Have a great time in London, and hope to see you at the Smut Soiree? Happy Birthday Cheryl! Enjoy the Peking Duck tonight and you are right – no man compares to Oscar. Full Story