Chest puffing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 12:38:28 February 14, 2011 12:38:28

This post should really write itself. Just look at the photos. You don’t need me to point the funny out to you. Let me just throw you the facts then: It’s Fashion Week in New York. This is the Calvin Klein show. This was apparently the best front row they could manage: Joe Jonas, Zac Efron, and Kellan Lutz. Full Story

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Forgiveness, man weight, and wedding drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 12:29:21 February 14, 2011 12:29:21

Written by Sasha I'm 25 and have been with my current boyfriend for nearly 5 years. After more than a year with my boyfriend, I found out he cheated on me for the first 10 months with an older woman who was my complete opposite. Full Story

Rachel & Michael in Ireland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 12:18:23 February 14, 2011 12:18:23

Every week during the liveblog, someone asks whether or not Rachel McAdams are Michael Sheen are still together. They are. At least as of Friday when they were photographed at Dublin airport. I don’t know what they did on Saturday, Sunday, or today, but that doesn’t mean you should panic. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 12:06:00 February 14, 2011 12:06:00

9,000 words later and that’s a wrap on BAFTAs and Grammys! Am really enjoying your emails – please keep sending. And we still have more to cover in non-award show gossip, after this word from my blog friends. Stick around!

See? Today’s children have not been trained to deal with disappointment (Dlisted)

Nothing says love like a troll with a tan (The Superficial)

Sweet Lord how is she so gorgeous??? (Popeater)

There are too many things wrong with this picture. But I’ll start with the plaid shirt and heels combination. Now your turn. (Hollywood Tuna)

Now compare what you just looked at, and examine Jessica Simpson here. Like, they think we’re idiots, right? (Pop Sugar)

And she might be even more gorgeous in sweats (Just Jared)

Ashton Kutcher complains about a President not kissing his ass (Cele|bitchy

Woah! Shia! New hair and handholding. And Carey still isn’t paying attention. (Socialite Life)

Miley’s blush coloured dress and a tit net (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hayden Panettiere growing out her mom hair (I'm Not Obsessed)

Grammys Best Leather: Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 11:27:05 February 14, 2011 11:27:05

Something about all the leather jackets he’s been wearing right? On tour, on SNL, at the Grammys – this one looks almost blue. He looked good. He sounded good. Lorella, who hates him, and I’ll spare her her equivalent here, sent over a note this morning about why he always looks so crusty. Full Story

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Grammy Best Dressed Part 2: Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 10:59:35 February 14, 2011 10:59:35

Holy f-ck this dress. Few could do justice to this dress. My shorty dumpy ass would sh-t all over this dress, a total waste. Gran can. And Gran did. I almost wonder why she didn’t save it for the Oscars. Or maybe she’s planning something much better? See I say this and I jinx it. Last night, it was the best Nicole Kidman’s looked in a long time. Full Story

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Grammy Midas Manslinger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 10:34:37 February 14, 2011 10:34:37

I mentioned this during the liveblog last night – it’s something Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. They always date men on the upswing. Gwyneth of course had Brad, Ben, and Chris Martin just as Coldplay was soaring. Kate married Chris Robinson at the height of the Black Crows popularity, was with ARod for a World Series, and is now having a baby with Muse’s Matt Bellamy who just won a Grammy. Full Story

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Grammy Bald: Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 10:16:17 February 14, 2011 10:16:17

Well she must have been under there, non? Trust me, I was looking, I was examining. And I don’t even think that’s a pervy thing to say. A dress like that only invites it. And that kind of, um, scrutiny only spawns other discussions, which is how Sasha and I, during the liveblog, started talking about Ri’s asshole. Full Story

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Grammy BFFs: Gwyneth & Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 09:30:42 February 14, 2011 09:30:42

They held hands backstage while greeting Seth Rogen. Then, after G changed, they went out to their seats and watched the rest of the show together. What? But who else is good enough to offer support and bff-ness to Gwyneth Paltrow but Beyonce? You don’t get more royal, musically, than Beyonce. You know, my G doesn’t roll with just anyone. Full Story

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Grammy Worst: John Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 08:25:42 February 14, 2011 08:25:42

This is Johnny Depp’s cue to stop looking so bedraggled and bloated. Because when people see John Mayer and call it a comparison, it’s never, never a compliment. As so many of you have emailed to say – John Mayer last night was channelling Johnny Depp. Miserably. Like he spends a lot of time in bed, eating crisps and writing in his journal, masturbating to Nancy Grace, working on his poetry… It’s pitiful. Full Story

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Grammy Best Dressed Part 1: Florence Welch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 07:49:34 February 14, 2011 07:49:34

I haven’t talked to Sasha today yet because she’s busy producing the etalk Grammy fashion special but if I had to guess, she’d probably be naming Florence Welch as her Best Dressed at the Grammys. Sasha, as you know from her style column, is all about kaftans and hippies and gypsy wisps. Full Story

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