July 19, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2010 06:55:19 July 19, 2010 06:55:19

To Lauren from Winnipeg – Happy 33rd Birthday and Congratulations too on your recent engagement! You get to celebrate with some Iker later today! Frantsi-Pants in Halifax! How was the 40 Party this weekend? Steaks, stoli, and a lot of smut? Hope you had an amazing time with the girls at the cottage. Full Story

Friday, July 16, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It was the clams. Still feeling queasy but am tired of sweating it out in bed and I have to wash the sheets. Thanks to Jacek & Sarah for stepping in yesterday and thanks to YOU for your understanding and for sticking around and your emails and the online bouquet of photos and get well links.  Read Full Intro

Trailers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 12:00:00 July 16, 2010 12:00:00

It’s depressing that summer’s halfway through. It’s not depressing thinking about Fall Movie Season. This is when the good sh-t happens, when Academy baiting movies go into full court press, and when there are usually fewer tits and explosions at the box office, replaced by better scripts, better acting, better direction. Full Story

The Smiths in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 11:29:46 July 16, 2010 11:29:46

For The Karate Kid premiere. Goddamn that’s a ridiculously attractive family. But is there something new about Jada’s face? Does it seem extra tight to you? Maybe it’s just the fringe. See now if I were Willow’s age I’d be in those pants too. Hard not to fall into that trap, non? Oh but they’re so pretty, they’re so perfect, they can’t possibly be weird and crafty. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 11:10:47 July 16, 2010 11:10:47

Ed Westwick really is too sexy. And gross. (Dlisted)

John Stamo is eligible again – where’s Jennifer Aniston? (The Superficial)

OF COURSE Mel is going to rehab. Read the comments below too. Gives you a sense of what we’re dealing with here (Popeater)

Hilary Duff’s legs look great in heels (Hollywood Tuna)

We should just start naming Taylor Lautner’s abs (Pop Sugar)

Country Bitch gets randy on her honeymoon (E! Online)

Vanessa Hudgens looks hot in Sucker Punch (Popoholic)

This is what happens after Baywatch (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kellan Lutz will pose with anything...even a bowling ball (Just Jared

Why Jennifer Aniston won’t have a baby (Cele|bitchy)

Brange week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 09:51:00 July 16, 2010 09:51:00

Are you ready for a Brangelunatic stampede? They’ve been working up that crazy for a while, and now there’s a full opportunity ahead for them to unleash it. The Los Angeles premiere of Salt is Monday. And now it’s been confirmed Full Story

They’re still celebrating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 09:30:17 July 16, 2010 09:30:17

Good. Gives us new photos. Here are Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero in Madrid the other night, out for dinner with friends and family, continuing to ride the World Cup high, inseparably. As you know, I love it when they’re inseparable. Their inseparability is my obsession. Some of you have emailed because you’re playing our favourite game Photo Assumption (why are you playing without me???) and concluding that Iker seems way more into Sara than the other way around. Full Story

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Good hair & makeup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 08:17:49 July 16, 2010 08:17:49

Wonder what The History Channel’s budget is for this 8 part miniseries about the Kennedys. Could it be that much bigger than Summit’s budget for the Twilight Saga? Doubtful even though Summit is notoriously stinge. And, if you’ve seen the movies, so stinge they apparently didn’t have enough money to find Kristen Stewart a proper wig. Full Story

I’d be worried too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 08:04:29 July 16, 2010 08:04:29

I haven’t read the Stephanie Plum/Evanovich books. But I’ve heard from many of you who have and you’ve written to say how worried you are that Katherine Heigl is playing Plum in the movie adaptation of One for the Money. Totally relatable. Am suffering the same anxiety over Lisbeth Salander and Katniss Everdeen. Full Story

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July 16, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 07:17:19 July 16, 2010 07:17:19

To The Hens from Welland – Happy 40th Birthday! We have been friends for over 25 years and I love you all! Can't wait for our G40 party at Hen Extravaganza 2010! Love you all, Kimmy xoxo (PS Um, yeah, that cottage looks SICK.) Claire – I’m sorry to hear that he went away. Indeed those heartbreaking Ibericos. Full Story